A/N: Well I'm glad you're all loving it. I know I am lol. I hope you like this next one. Oh and thanks again for the help, Lovergirl242.

"You forgot your cat." He told me, as he was still holding Dartanion and then gave him back to me.

"Right...I had a spider on me." I said, trying to make up a quick lie, for the brief moment of why he saw me jumping. "Ew, it's gone now. Bye, thanks again." I said again. Grinning like a fool.

"Ok, goodnight."

God, why did I keep repeating myself. I guess it was because her was the only decent looking guy that I had met in a long time.

At work the next morning I told Joy how perfect he was and the way we left if was that he gave me his number.

"So should I call him? And if I do call him, what should I say?" I asked her in a rush.

"Ok, uh take a breath and..." She said more, then I noticed Lilly straight ahead of me, in make up.

"Hold that thought." I told her, glaring at Lilly and walking over to her, to tell her a few things.

I walked right up to her and the make up girl walked away, noticing the look on my face, as well as the attitude I had against Lilly. She looked at me with wide eyes, waiting for what I had to say next.

"Keep it clean. Keep it moving. Stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using the words 'blow' and 'job' in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired." I couldn't believe how quickly those words rolled off my tongue like that, but it felt great, especially telling Lilly that. I noticed her just rolling her eyes and her head around when I said all that though. Was I really that boring? Or maybe she just didn't like the fact that she couldn't do whatever she wanted to now.

"Oh really? Because I kinda thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired, if you don't keep me happy." Lilly said with a smug tone. I looked at her and frowned, annoyed that my huge speech just went to waste. "Yes, I've got a list of demands I would like to make after the show. And let me just warn you. They're gonna be scatological." She whispered the last bit in my ear, then smiled smugly. I just took the wire and ear piece that was sitting on her shoulder and stuffed the earpiece in her right ear. "Ow. You know, just because you look pretty today, I won't mention the misguided, feltic rage, you just displayed."

I stopped her. "You hear my voice, just do what I say."

"Hmhm," She sort of laughed. "Promise you'll talk dirty?"

"Ha ha, ha ha." I laughed sarcastically. As if I would ever do anything like she wanted me to do.

Her first real show started out going just fine. "...and I'm Lilly Truscott and this is The Ugly Truth. Where we'll be taking a few minutes every day, to talk about men, women...and relationships." She said as she got up from her chair and walked over to her next scene. "Let's start with men. Men are simple. I'm a women, so I think we're more easy of course. But the point I'll illustrate about them now is that here we have a classic, romantic setting," Lilly said as she stood next to a man and a woman, sitting at a small table. When she added that line about women being easy, which ticked me off, I knew she wasn't going to stick to the script. "We have uh, candlelight, champagne, and even your own, personal violinist..." Alright, she's actually doing what I said so far. This is good. "Now over here, we have something quite different. Ha, ha, ha! Follow me!" Ok, now this isn't good.

Everyone was wondering where the hell she was going and that detour she took, wasn't on their list. I actually said something about it, that I didn't think I would. "Follow her. Follow her." It just slipped out. She was catching my interest now.

She walked out to the back alley way and there was a mini pool set up with the most random thing I would have never thought of. "Babes wrestling in jello." She said, pointing to the pool and the red goo and two women in bikini's.

Back in the media room I was just looking at the screen, pissed at how much she was going off the script. "Oh, jello. That's...great." I thought sarcastically, out loud. Then I heard Joy say my name and I looked behind me.

"Um Miley, there's uh, people calling and..." She said, with her hands full of phones off the line that she picked up.

"First let's take a great survey and see which option, men out there would pick. Classical music and candle lit dinner. Or semi-naked chicks wrestling, in strawberry flavored goo." She finished with a smirk and sat on the edge of the pool. Then the ladies suddenly pulled her back into the mini pool with them. "Ah, haha!"

"Alright, if we're gonna do this, we might as well milk it." I said with a sigh. Then went over to speak into the mic. "Lick the jello off her finger." I saw her push her ear piece in more, with a slightly dumfounded look on her face. "Lick the jello off her finger." I repeated in a monotone voice. "Just do it."

It seemed as though for a second she couldn't believe I would say something like that, just by the look on her face, but she did it and both the girls screamed in pleasure. She took one of the girls hands and licked some jello off. Then smiled at the camera with a tasty look. "I was wrong...it's cherry, ha. Back to you in the studio Georgia. Bye, haha." She said and kept laughing along with the girls.

The camera went right back to Larry and Georgia. But Georgia had such a shocked look from what she just saw, that Larry spoke for her, for what was coming up in the news next.

I stood in front of the doors in the alleyway, waiting for Lilly to come through. I took some deep breaths and then saw her with a robe on and arms around both the girls. "Great job ladies." She told them as they walked away. "I can still taste you..." I winced at that comment. They giggled. "You know what I mean." Then she looked at me. "Huh?" She asked with a smile, wondering how she did.

"I can't even demonstrate how far I've fallen, cause you're not smart enough to get the references." I turned around and started walking away. She ran after me, so I stopped and turned around.

"Hey wait, wait, wait. I thought we were a great team back there. You were the one that told me to lick the jello." She told me. With a confused look at my actions.

"Do you understand how much I hate myself for that? It was cheap titillation. I am now going to broadcasting hell! Right behind the, naked weather girl, from Canada." I said, pissed off at myself and then walked away. But heard Lilly behind me in a faint voice say,

"Seriously, there's a naked weather girl? Hey can we get her?!" She shouted after me.

I turned back around and walked right up to her. Then I noticed a custodial closet just a few feet from us. I grabbed her and pulled her in it and then closed the door. "Listen, are you gay, bi, lesbian or whatever? Cause you sure as hell aren't acting straight."

"Ha, I thought you would've figured something like that out by now, especially the way I've been treating you. Oh and not to mention the way you've been pushing me too." She smirked.

"I don't, I don't really care. I'm just your producer and I'm going to be working with you all the time, so I would like to know something like that."

"Oh please, you're smart enough to figure that out for yourself. But we've got work to do. So Miley, it's time to come out of the closet." Lilly smirked.

"Excuse me? I'll have you know that I have a-"

Lilly opened the closet door and looked at me. "God, I hate it when double meanings get killed like that. Especially something half true." She whispered to me, with a wink.

"But you...I-I..." Lilly walked away leaving me in awe and in deep thought. Why was I thinking so hard about what she just said and why was I afraid of it? What should I have to be afraid of?

A/N: I know I'm never gonna see jello the same way again lol. That sure as hell was a great scene! ...anywho, please review...