Okay, here's chapter four!
Sorry for the wait, I had small writers block with this part, I don't know why.
It will most likely show.
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I'm letting Chopper do the disclaimer today.

Chopper: Jess Likes Biting does not own me or the rest of One Piece but she does own Ryan and Jamie! Even though she had to edit me out, you need to go and re-read chapter 3.
Enjoy!

I felt a grin break out on my face, "Where'd you find it?!"

"When I was going through my bag, and taking out all the clothes. I found a small piece of paper in it. The thing is," my brother frowned quietly, "it got ripped in half."

"What? That sucks!"

I quickly walked forward and grabbed the small piece of paper out of his hand; I held it in front of me and stared at the piece of paper. I thought when he said ripped; he meant it was going to be ripped in the middle, like top and bottom.

I was wrong.

It was ripped down the middle, the long way. We had the right side. I groaned sitting down at the table, "This sucks. A lot."

My brother sighed, "Now we just need to look out for the second piece."

"Did you check the bag?" Nami asked, stepping into the conversation.

"I ripped that bag apart looking for it."

I fiddled with the piece of paper. I noticed how different it was from the other piece of paper. It wasn't the tan-ish paper like before, this was a bright white. I looked at it closer; it was almost like a receipt. It wasn't had written, but most looked like a type writer wrote it. That would make sense, I mean. It was in the bag, so maybe we got it from the store.

I tapped my fingers to beat in my head thinking to myself, why did it feel like I was missing something here? The others lightly conversed about the mystery half, when I noticed something was missing in the group.

"Where's Zoro?"

Nami laughed to herself, "He's on the deck sleeping no doubt."

I smiled in response to her laugh, and went back into my own world. Zoro must have been known to be sleeping all the time, if she found it funny I would ask. She probably was use to everyone knowing where he was.

I continued my tapping, this time to a new beat. I stared down at the paper; there was a clear rip in the middle, sending the edge into all different directions. Then finally it clicked in my head and I widened my eyes, in the store!

I sighed, readjusting my shirt as I waited for my brother to pay for our clothes. I smiled, we got all of our shopping down and this was our last stop. Good thing, I like wearing guys clothing over girls. Or we probably would have a lot of shops to go to. I hummed to myself watching as my brother looking down in his pockets looking for more money.

My eyes glanced back up at the person bagging; she moved her hands under the counter pulling out a small piece of paper.

I looked up at her eyes, shocked slightly when she was staring right back. Her eyes where completely blank, no emotion in them. To mention it they almost looked black. I closed my eyes shaking my head, and then reopened them to see her rip the paper in half and shove them in different bags.

One in mine and the other in my brothers.

I gasped standing up quickly running to my storage closet, erm, new room. I ignored all of the calls after me and also ignoring the yell from Zoro after I accidentally stepped on him.

I quickly threw open the door and rushed to my bags, I heard the hurried footsteps run into the room. I dove into the bag, throwing everything else out until my hands grasped a small piece of paper.

I grinned turning to my brother and before he could even question me, I pulled the paper out. I grabbed both pieces and placed them together on the ground using the light coming from the door.

Nami gasped, and flipped the light on. "You found the other piece, but how?"

"In the store, I watched the lady rip a piece of paper in half and she put one in my brothers.."

"In the other in yours!" Ryan finished smiling.

"What's it say, Jamie?" Sanji asked pushing into the room, Luffy following him.

I opened my mouth to say the first line when there was a crash outside on the deck. We looked at each other before rushing out on deck. I quickly pocketed both pieces running outside with them.

There stood a rather large…. chicken on deck.

I felt my jaw drop to the ground, and just stared at it.

"What. The. Hell?!" Ryan yelled, also jaw dropping to the ground.

"MEAT!"

I felt myself hold back a laugh at Luffy, was meat honestly all he thought about?

The chicken bawked at us all and I held my hands over my ears. It looked down at us with a glare, its eyes where a deep red. I didn't even think it would ever be possible for me to ever be scared of a chicken, turns out, I was wrong.

"That things evil!" Nami said, gawking at it.

Zoro ran over to us, skidding to a stop, "Where'd this thing come from?"

"You were the one on deck, you tell us!" Sanji yelled at him.

"You wanna fight, fancy brow?!"

"Um, guys?" I said, pointing to the chicken that was now standing right next to them.

"Not now!" Zoro yelled at me.

"But, uh…" I said again, pointing to it.

They both continued to fight; I growled walking up and hitting both of them on the head. They both turned around and stared at me, Zoro more glared and Sanji gave me more of just a blank stare. I quietly just pointed in front of them. They both slowly turned around, and a scream came from both of them.

The giant chicken had a smirk clear on it's, uh, beak. It then loudly bawked at the two men. I watched Sanji quickly quick it in the head, the chicken flying into the cliff in front of the ship. I stepped forward, Ryan and Luffy doing the same. I felt the stick come out of the palm of my hand. I looked down and the stick puffed out into a bat.

"You think we could chop it up for food?" Luffy asked looking at Sanji from behind us.

I laughed slightly, and Sanji walked up standing next to me staring at the chicken. "Yeah, sure."

"This thing should have attacked us earlier; we wouldn't have had to buy food." Nami grumbled quietly from behind us, "Wasted beri."

Zoro stepped up next to Luffy, unsheathing his sword.

"I say we charge it on the count of four." Luffy suggested grinning.

"Hey Luffy." I said grinning.

"What?"

"I bet I can pluck more of its feathers then you."

"You're on!" Luffy yelled, getting in a running stance.

I followed his lead, and Ryan spook up. "I'm in."

"Me too." Sanji said, smiling.

Zoro shook his head, but I just smirked at him, "What afraid I'll beat you tough guy?"

"You wish." He growled, also getting in a running stance.

Usopp and Nami laughed at us, "We'll do the countdown."

Usopp: "One!"

The chicken got up and glared at us, and somehow growled.

Nami: "Two!"

We all smirked at it from our line on the ship. All of us were ready to charge at it with everything we got.

Usopp: "Three!"

I tightened my hand around the bat, and Ryan stood ready to charge it. Luffy grinned, his fight ready to push off the deck of the boat. Sanji, clamped his teeth around his cigarette, and smirked. I heard Zoro's grip on the hilt of his sword tighten.

Luffy: "Four!"

And with a blink of an eye we all charged at it. There was a loud bawk from the over-sized chicken. Ryan was already ahead of us all; his fist quickly contacted with the chickens head sending him to the ground. There was a dazed look in its eyes, and we all got to work quickly plucking away at the feathers.

I glanced over to Luffy seeing him standing on the chicken's head stretching his hands getting whatever he could from anywhere. I growled and noticed he had more then me. I quickly started stuffing the feathers into my shirt and bra (xD). I grinned when all of the buys where having trouble holding onto them, running out of room in there pockets.

I quickly stole there idea and also started stuffing my pockets, and the pockets on the back of the jeans. I made sure not to putt any into the pocket with the riddle in it, not forgetting about the important piece of paper(s).

Soon enough, about 10 minutes later of us dashing and fighting for every last feather we were done. Our shirts and pants full of feathers, showing out of our sleeves. I chuckled; we all looked like scarecrows with feathers instead of straw!

We all waddled over to the ship, thinking we were all clear to count the feathers then worry about finishing the chicken off and getting what meat we needed. But then we all stopped dead in our tracks, and slowly turned around to see the chicken glaring at us, it bawked loudly with a glare.

But still, I couldn't help but laugh. The chicken looked ridiculous without all of its feathers. But then again, I bet we all looked ridiculous WITH its feathers.

I quickly brought my bat back out, tabbing it against my puffed shoulder. I pushed forward, running (more like a penguin running) and hit the bat against its leg. It fell over tears, falling out of its eyes.

"Oh shut up baby." I said, rolling my eyes at him, "It's just a little hit from a bat."

"One that can destroy trees." Ryan mumbled quietly behind me.

"And? He's an over-sized chicken!" I said pointing to it.

I don't believe I've told how big this thing is. When I said it was on the deck of the Merry, it covered it almost completely! One Leg was probably almost equal to me.

"You know what's fun with chickens?" I said grinning.

"What?" Luffy asked, standing next to me.

(If you're squeamish or don't like um, headless CHICKENS I warn you skip to Luffy saying "COOL!")

"If you cut their head off, they'll still run around!" I said grinning.

"How is that fun?" Ryan asked me, with a raised eyebrow.

"It's more funny actually, they run into stuff."

"Sometimes I wonder if were related." Ryan said quietly.

"COOL!" Luffy yelled grinning.

I ignored Ryan, "Shall we saw what the effect is with large chickens?"

I grinned down evilly at the still crying chicken. Luffy also joined in as we slowly edged closer to the chicken. Before we could walk another step the chicken looked up at us scared and quickly got up limping away bawking/crying.

"Should we follow?" Luffy asked looking at me.

I smirked, "We still need to test it out, why not?"

But before we could follow it, Nami hit both of us in the head. "We have more important matters to deal with instead of you worrying about cutting off that chickens head."

We grumbled to ourselves, as Nami dragged us back to the Merry. Then I remember, "Oh yeah! We need to see who won the feather collecting contest!"

"Not that idiot," Ryan said shaking his head, "the riddle."

I pouted, "I think I won."

"No I won!" Luffy yelled at me.

"No I did!"

"No I did!"

"No, me!"

"Uh, no me!"

Nami again, hit us both on the head. "Will you shut up!"

"I still won." I said quietly, and then climbed onto the ship.

After all of us were on the ship, I started fidgeting. "What's wrong, Jamie-chan?"

"These feathers are itchy." I said pouting.

After I said that it was like a chain reaction, first Ryan started fidgeting. Then Sanji and Zoro, then finally Luffy stood up. "These things itch!"

I rolled my eyes, "I already said thattt."

"Fine, you can all see who won and then we'll try working out the riddle."

I grinned at Nami, quickly taking out all of the feathers counting them in my own corner of the ship. Each person taking there own corner. I quietly counted to myself, like a 7 year old would do to his Halloween candy.

I grinned; there was no way I'd loose now!

I walked back up to Ussop telling him the number of feathers, a nice 3985.

I hummed to myself rocking back and forth on the heel of my feet. Next Sanji came up saying his number into Ussop's ear with a smirk. I saw the look in Usopp's eyes and tilted my head, he looked shocked.

I soon became nervous, what if he had a lot more?

Next came up Luffy with Nami, Luffy grinned bouncing over to me while Nami whispered Luffy's number of feathers into the long-nosed pirate's ear. Ryan came up and had a confident look in his eyes whispering the number to Usopp, again he was shocked. I gulped to myself.

Five minutes passed, and I tapped my fingers against my leg.

Sanji looked irritated and finally growled out, "What's taking the crap swordsman so long?"

I sighed, "I'll go see."

"No, you wont!" Luffy said crossing his arms, "What if you cheat?"

Nami crossed her arms across her chest, "I'll go see."

She walked over to Zoro's little part of the ship and watched her disappear. It was quiet for a while then we heard Zoro speak, "What the -?!"

"YOU FELL ASLEEP!?" Nami screamed.

I burst out laughing; Sanji looked annoyed and lifted his fist. "That idiot."

"He actually fell asleep? Wow." Ryan said, with a small laugh.

"Come on!" Nami growled.

Nami rounded teh corner, and then Zoro came into sight. Zoro was being dragged by his ear to our little group, she threw him at Usopp and he quietly grumbled the number to Ussop.

Usopp quietly looked down at the paper and back at us, "You all tied!"

All of our jaws dropped, except Sanji's.

"You mean, that chicken actually had enough feathers to exactly spilt it about five people?" Ryan asked shocked by the odds.

"Not exactly." Sanji said smirking.

We all watched him pull a feather out of his pocket and Luffy growled at him, "Cheater!"

He grinned, "I was just making sure I had some extra insurance just incased I tied with someone."

I smirked to myself walking up to Sanji, I pouted at him with puppy dog eyes, "Can I have the feather, please with sugar on top?"

"Of course, my darling Jamie!" He said, handing me the feather with heart popping out of his eyes.

I grinned turning away from him and faced Luffy, Ryan and Zoro jaws were dropped.

"You guys are just jealous because I have boobs."

Nami started laughing from behind me, "I guess we have a winner," Nami said grinning, "Jamie!"

I started doing a victory dance only to be knocked to the ground by three guys, all them growling at me. I grinned jumping up hiding behind Sanji. "Sannnnnji, they hurt me."

I grinned when I saw him glare at them.

-Two minutes and twenty nine seconds later.-

Ryan and Zoro had been tied up, but instead of rope Luffy was tied around them. I giggled at them skipping into the galley after Sanji and Nami. Usopp also followed but dragging the tied up boys behind him.

I shoved my hand inside my pocket and pulled out the two separate pieces. I cleared my throat, and began to read out loud;

"Let the current lead you,
It leads you to a town.
There will be something for you,
After sunset, take them down."

After two days of writing. One day full of writers block, the other today..
...IT'S FINALLY FINISHED! -insert grin-

Now, type to reply to reviews!

IDanceAroundInCircles: Why thank you! I thought it would be funny if my character's weapon was a stick xD Thank you again!

Thomas Drovin: And I did like them! I've read one, but I'm still working on finishing it. Then I'll review it as much as possible but I've been a bit busy with this. I already have a bunch of Sanji and Jamie moments in my mind for later chapters. Especially some SPECAIL jokes. xD

Swordsgirl96: Yay, I love my ability to be original. I'm so awesome -insert ego growing- buhahaa. You're awesome for reading my story. And thank you so much.

You three are awesome keep reading, oh and I hope you also enjoyed it Alan.
He's the reason it's out so soon. He won't leave me alone.