A/N: So after some consideration I have come up with a max size for Naruto's harem. 5 girls, and I have Kyuubi, Karin, Anko, and Tayuya. So only 1 more! Give me ideas!
"People talking"
People thinking
Kyuubi thinking
Kyuubi talking
Madara talking
Madara thinking
6:00 the next morning. Naruto's apartment.
"Naruto you're going to be late." Kyuubi says to him as he finishes getting dressed in his new clothes consisting of black ANBU style pants, a mesh undershirt, a dark red t-shirt, a pair of black ninja sandals with his ankles and forearms wrapped, and his hitae-ate hanging from his waist (like Gaara's). "I don't really think I have to worry about that, do you remember how late he was yesterday?" Naruto responds with a smirk as he heads to his kitchen to eat breakfast. "I am glad you didn't fall for his ploy to weaken you." "Well duh, I need to be at my best to get through this test. Kakashi is a jonin after all." Naruto finishes his breakfast quickly and begins walking to the training field.
"These villagers are fucking annoying." Naruto thinks with a sigh at hearing the villagers ostracizing him once again. "Don't be too upset. They'll respect you soon enough." Kyuubi encourages him with a mental hug. "Ha! They'll definitely respect me after I get the Host Transformation down properly." Naruto thinks trying to hold back his physical laughter. "That will only take time Naruto, you know you can't get more than two tails without losing control." Kyuubi says with giggles of her own. "Yea I know. I just need a place to practice." Naruto thinks with a small sigh.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura screeches at him when he walks into the training field. "Do you see Kakashi-sensei? No? Then I'm not late." Naruto says walking over to a tree and opening Icha Icha before sitting down. "Naruto you really shouldn't be reading that." Sakura says walking over to him. "Hush Sakura. This is a good part." He says before moving to avoid her fist. "I would recommend not going that again." Naruto says with a cold voice not even looking at her. Sakura feels the chill run down her spine from the tone of voice and just walks away.
Around 2 hours later.
Naruto is peacefully reading under his tree when Sakura screeches again. "YOU'RE LATE!" Sakura yells at Kakashi making both him and Naruto flinch. "Sorry about that. A black cat crossed my path and I had to take the long way around." Kakashi says with an eye smile. Naruto just smiles at the look on Sakura's face. "Can we please just get this test over with?" He asks. "Very well. You have an hour to take these two bells, and if you fail to get a bell you get sent back to the academy." Kakashi says making Sakura and Sasuke go wide eyed. "And...Go!" Kakashi starts the clock and sees Naruto just standing there. "Kakashi-sensei may I please have a bell?" Naruto asks with a small bow. "Tell me why I should? I told you to take it from me." Kakashi deadpans. "Indeed you did, but a ninja must be diplomatic and polite so as to resolve a conflict without violence. Also I know this test is about teamwork, and you expect us to either come to a compromise or for one of us to give up our bell for our teammates. " Naruto says standing back up.
Kakashi is shocked. "How did you figure it out?" "I know who your sensei and father are Kakashi, and those are the values that they instilled into you, plus Konoha only works in 4 man genin cells consisting of 3 students and the jonin sensei." Naruto says shocking Kakashi once again. "Well I can't just give you a bell, but I do applaud your logic." Kakashi says pulling out his book again. Naruto sighs. "Guess I'll inform the boss then." The Naruto disperses into a puff of smoke showing he was a clone. "That was a Shadow Clone. This kid just might have some talent after all." Kakashi thinks with a smile under his mask.
Meanwhile Naruto was watching from the treeline. "Hmm. Now if only I could get at least one of the others to work with me." Naruto thinks trying to figure out a plan. "Well I guess I better find Sasuke." Naruto thinks standing up and rolling his shoulders. He jumps off his tree branch and begins his hunt for Sasuke. He manages to find Sakura first. "Sakura." He says from behind making her jump.
He quickly covers her mouth before she can yell at him. "Sakura we have to work together to get the bells. The point of this test is teamwork. Do you know where Sasuke is?" He asks and she nods pointing above her to where Sasuke is watching from a higher branch. Naruto jumps up to him. "Sasuke. I figured it out." Naruto says crouching next to him. "Figured what out?" Sasuke asks not taking his eyes off Kakashi. "The point of this test is teamwork, all three of us need to work together." Naruto says making Sasuke frown. "I don't need you. I can take him myself." Naruto sweatdrops. "Do you really think you can take on a jonin? He has years of experience on us." Sasuke just sneers at him. "Of course I can. I'm an Uchiha." "Oh dear. The arrogance is strong with this one." Madara says making Naruto roll his eyes. "Can you really say that? You were probably the same at his age." Naruto says back to him. "I was too busy worrying about how to survive to be arrogant." Madara responds.
"Sasuke there's no way you can take him alone. Let me help." Naruto says and Sasuke contemplates it. "Fine." Sasuke says jumping back to the ground next to Sakura. "Okay. Here's how we're gonna do this. Sakura, take these smoke bombs and throw them so Sasuke and I can provide a distraction while you goes for the bells." Naruto says handing Sakura a handful of smoke bombs and standing up. "Let's do this."
Sakura runs out of the treeline and throws the smoke bombs before jumping off to the side as Naruto and Sasuke jump into the smoke. "Smoke bombs? Good start." Kakashi says putting his book away and standing up straight.
Naruto goes for an aerial axe kick that Kakashi blocks with his forearm and Sasuke goes for a leg sweep. Kakashi pushes Naruto off and cartwheels over Sasuke's sweep landing on his hands and performing a spinning split kick, knocking both of them away. He failed to notice that Sakura took the bells until he stands back up and sees the three of them smirking at him.
"Congratulations. You passed!" Kakashi says with an eye smile. "We'll meet at the Hokage tower tomorrow at 8 for your first mission." Kakashi says before leaving in a puff of smoke. "Well I'm going home. See you tomorrow." Naruto says walking off with a wave. "Well that was certainly interesting." Naruto thinks walking with his hands behind his head. "You did very good today Naru-kun, but you really should go talk to Hokage-sama about that place to practice learning to control my chakra." Kyuubi suggests and Naruto agrees and starts walking to the tower.
Sarutobi is sitting in his office with his pipe and his copy of Icha Icha when he hears a large commotion outside of his office. "Well at least things will never be boring around here." He thinks with a smile as Naruto walks in his door. "Hey Oji-san. You really need a new secretary." Naruto says shaking his head. Sarutobi just laughs. "I'll think about it. Now what can I do for you Naruto?" Sarutobi asks taking another puff from his pipe. "Well I need a place where I can learn to use Kyuubi's chakra, do you have any idea?" Naruto asks sitting down opposite him. Sarutobi just puts out his pipe. "Have you been in your basement yet?" Sarutobi asks with a twinkle in his eye. Naruto just stares and slams his head on the desk. "Stupid stupid stupid." Sarutobi just laughs at him.
"So Naruto what else has happened in the last few days?" "Well I passed my genin test today." Naruto says with a smile. "Oh really? Kakashi passed you?" Sarutobi says sitting back in his chair. "Well after I explained the concept of teamwork to Sasuke and Sakura, I'm still upset about that by the way, we executed a sort of thought out strategy." Naruto says making Sarutobi chuckle a bit. "Why are you so upset about that? I thought you liked Sakura-chan?" Naruto just snorts. "I did, but I wised up after the Uchiha council incident. Especially when Kyuubi started talking to me." Sarutobi just nods. "I'm glad. She does seem rather stuck on Sasuke." Naruto just nods in agreement.
He is getting ready to leave when the door flies open and a woman with a tan trenchcoat, short skirt, and purple hair walks. "Hokage-sama I'm here to give my report. Who's the twerp?" The woman asks standing next to Naruto. "Hello Anko. I'll hear your report in a moment. This is Naruto Uzumaki, and he passed his genin test earlier today." Sarutobi says with a smile. "Well congratulations brat." Anko says punching him in the shoulder. "Stop calling me that. I'm not a brat anymore." Naruto responds with a small growl. Anko just looks stunned. "I like this kid." She says with a smile. "Oh joy. The crazy lady likes me. I can die happy now." Naruto says layering his voice in sarcasm. "You better start running." Anko says in a calm voice while oozing killing intent.
Naruto just gulps and jumps out the window. "I'll be right back." Anko says before following Naruto out the window. "Hmm. Maybe those two would be good together. Kakashi is going to be strong armed into personally training Sasuke, and Sakura probably won't shape up before the chuunin exams. I think I'll do that." Sarutobi says to himself with a smile. He laughed as he hears Naruto screaming.
"I like her." Kyuubi says with a giggle. "Of course you do. You're both crazy." Naruto thinks back. "Oh Naru-kun. You know you love me." Kyuubi says making Naruto sigh. "Yeah. I know. Doesn't mean I have to like it though." Naruto says as he walks back into his house. He quickly eats some lunch and heads outside. "So what should I do today?" He contemplates. "You're going to work on using chakra to climb trees." "What do you mean?" Naruto asks confused. "It's a chakra control exercise. Use chakra on the bottom of your feet to stick to the tree. Too much and you get thrown off. Too little and you fall." Madara explains. Naruto just makes a large number of clones to that task while he heads down to the basement. He stops short when he sees the size of the room. Cavern is more of a correct term. "Holy Shit! This place is huge!" Naruto yells and makes some more clones to help with Kyuubi's chakra. "You won't be able to use your clones while you're using my chakra. It's too potent." Kyuubi says making Naruto sigh again. "Well what should I do then?" He asks exasperated.
"You train your body. Shadow clones can't transfer physical things." Madara says making Naruto sigh again. "Don't be upset. Just start running." Madara says. Naruto just starts running around the cavern. "At least I won't have to worry about those stupid villagers down here." He says as he completes his first lap.
Several hours later Naruto collapses near the foot of the stairs. "Ouch. I didn't know exercise could hurt so much." Naruto groans as he stands back up and walks upstairs. He hears a tapping on the window and sees a messenger hawk. He takes the message.
Naruto,
Meet me in my office tomorrow at 7. I have something very special for you.
"Oji-san"
Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato.
Naruto just reads it over again before going back to training in the basement. "I have all five elements right?" Naruto asks sitting down to think. "And a very strong alignment to all of them." Kyuubi responds. "I really need to learn how to use them. Maybe I can even make some sub-elements." Naruto says with a hand on his chin. "With the Sharingan you should be able to copy them as long as they aren't a core part of a bloodline." "What do you mean by that?" "For example. You could use Wood style to make plants, but I doubt you'd be able to control the bijuu." Madara responds making Naruto's eyes widen. "I want to get started! What should I start with and how?" Naruto says making both Madara and Kyuubi chuckle. ""You need better chakra control before you can start anything like that." Kyuubi says making him frown. "Fine. I suppose I can see why that's important." He says standing back up. "You are an Uzumaki. This should be no problem for you."Madara says with a mental smirk. "Why do you say that?" Naruto asks confused. "Have you really never been told your true heritage?" Madara asks surprised. "Nope. Jiji only told me about my parentage so far. He probably just hasn't gotten to it yet.." Naruto says with another frown. "I guess that does make sense. The Uzumaki had unrivaled natural chakra control. Especially in shape/element manipulation and seals. It is how you got the chakra threads down so fast. Soon enough those will evolve into solid chains." Madara says making Naruto's eyes widen. "Are you serious?!" He yells shocked at what he has heard. "Yes indeed. All it takes is practice." Madara says and Naruto gets that determined look in his eye. "Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yells and al hundred clones appear. "Alright guys! We are all going to work on controlling chakra. Half of you go practice the tree climbing on that wall. The other half will be working on the chakra threads/chains. Let's get to work!" He yells and all the clones go to do their thing while Naruto just starts doing more physical exercise.
After a few more hours of training Naruto dispels his clones in groups of 10 and heads up to take a shower. "I feel stronger already. At this rate I'll be Hokage in no time!" He says with confidence. He finishes his shower and heads out to find something to eat. "I want you to eat something other than ramen tonight Naruto-kun. A well balanced is very important for a shinobi." Kyuubi says almost making Naruto fall down the stairs. "What if I just eat healthier ramen?" He asks with a pleading tone making Kyuubi sigh. "No. There are somethings that just can't be found in ramen." Kyuubi says making Naruto sigh. "Fine. Where should I go?" He asks saddened at the lack of ramen. "Try the Akimichi restaurant. They are wonders of the culinary arts, and some very powerful ninjas." Madara says making Naruto smile.
Naruto walks out of his apartment after dressing in his new clothes consisting of black ninja sandals, black ANBU styled pants, a red sash around his waist, a black shirt with the Uzumaki spiral on the left shoulder, and his headband hanging from his sash with a red cloth. He walks off with his hands behind his head in a casual way ignoring the stupid civilians who still glare at him. "They're so fucking stupid." Naruto thinks with a smirk. "Except for the fact that you actually ARE a demon now, at least partly." Kyuubi says making Naruto stop before he breaks out laughing at the irony. He composes himself with a smile making some of the passers by nervous.
Naruto walks into the restaurant and sees team 10 sitting at one of the tables. Shikamaru quickly waves him over. "Hey Naruto. Nice clothes." Shikamaru says when Naruto sits across from him. "Thanks. Oji-san bought them for me for passing my sensei's test." Naruto responds with a smile. The four genin talk for a while before Asuma shows up. "Hey Naruto, Dad said you passed Kakashi's test. Congratulations." Asuma says sitting at the head of the table trying to ignore Choji's excited look at the prospect of food. Naruto sees this and smirks. "Hey Asuma-sensei. Wanna make a bet?" Naruto asks the glimmer in his eye making Asuma nervous. "Sure. What is it?" He asks thinking it will be harmless. "Eating contest between me and Choji. I win you pay, and he wins I pay. Sound fair?" Naruto asks and Ino and Shikamaru look on in shock when Asuma agrees.
A few hours later- some time around 9 pm
"I can't believe it. I'm going to be so broke." Asuma says looking over at an unconscious Choji, shocked Shikamaru and Ino, and Naruto finishing off one last plate. "Thanks for the meal Asuma-sensei. It was delicious." Naruto says with a genuine smile. "H-h-how? That shouldn't be possible!" Ino exclaims. Choji just groans as his father comes over with the bill. "Sorry Asuma, but the Uzumaki were always our biggest rivals when it came to eating." Choza says making Asuma's eyes widen. "There was a clan that could out eat the Akimichi?!" He yells and faints after looking at his total. "Well guys. I should probably get going. It was fun." Naruto says laying a few bills on the table despite winning the bet.
Naruto is walking home to his apartment when he senses a mob of drunken civilians coming towards him. He quickly makes a Shadow Clone that he has run to the Hokage before the mob arrives. "There he is! Get the Demon!" He hears the mob yell and starts to run. "Get back here you abomination! You'll pay for what you did to our families!" The mob again yells chasing after him. "I hope that Shadow Clone got to Jiji okay. I'm not gonna be able to hold back much longer." Naruto thinks just before the air is saturated with killing intent. "What are you people going?" Sarutobi asks with a voice as cold as ice.
"We're going to kill the demon once and for all!" Someone in the mob yells before he is shushed by the people around him. "Oh? Is that so? Did you know that young Naruto here has made Genin today? And as such is allowed to arrest civilians for breaking the law?" He asks making the entire crowd pale in fear. "You're just lucky I got here before you did anything worse." He says not noticing the mob getting more angry. "First one Hokage and now another! We can't let him get away with this!" Sarutobi hears as he turns to leave. "Naruto. These people have broken a law punishable by death. Would you prefer to leave?" Sarutobi asks as he signals for several ANBU to appear. They are Neko, Tenzo, and Inu. "No. I know what must be done." Naruto says and watches the killing take place with indifference in his eyes. "It's about damn time someone gets in trouble for breaking that stupid law." Naruto thinks and he feels Kyuubi and Madara nod in agreement. "Well Oji-san I guess I should head home. Thank you for your help. You too Neko-san, Tenzo-san, Inu-san." Naruto says with a small bow. "It's not a problem Naruto-kun. Just be prepared to appear in a council meeting tomorrow." Sarutobi says making them all frown.
I'm expecting it. Goodnight Jiji." Naruto says with a sigh. "Goodnight Naruto-kun. I'll see you tomorrow." Sarutobi says with a smile that Naruto returns.
A/N: Well. This certainly came out a lot longer than I expected. I hope I did the fight scene okay, but I will be working on that as I go. Now on to the harem! Message me! Review! Send a pigeon! I don't care just give me ideas! This is for the last girl!