Mario walked into Peach's castle. He couldn't keep the garden a secret! He wanted Peach and Toad to experience it as well!
Mario: "Peach! Toad! I need to tell you guys something!"
Peach: "Luigi isn't sick again, is he?"
Mario: "No."
Toad: "What is it then? I give up."
Peach: "Toad! You didn't even guess!"
Toad: "Oh pardon me. Is the Mushroom Kingdom going tax free? There I guessed. Now are you happy?"
Peach: (Blankly stares) "Now you better shut up."
Toad: "Sorry sorry!"
Mario: "Guys! Luigi has his own secret garden!"
Peach: "So?"
Mario: "This garden is MAGICAL! Luigi has tons of variety of plants and animals!"
Peach: "Now I'm interested! Keep going!"
Mario: "I've seen tigers, dolphins, unicorns…"
Peach: "UNICORNS!? Why didn't you say so!? I want to ride one!"
Mario: "Now Peach..."
Toad: "Yeah! And is it possible for me to sleep comfortably by a tiger?"
Mario: "GUYS!"
Toad: "What?"
Peach: "I'm listening."
Mario: "This garden is a SECRET. We can't let Luigi find out that we were in his garden. I don't know what he'll do to me if he finds out!"
Peach: "So, we can't go to this SECRET place but you can tell us? What baloney!"
Toad: "I'm going on strike!"
Peach: "Okay, I'm not doing that. But umm... Mario?"
Mario: "Uh yeah?"
Peach: "Show me this beloved garden or else..."
Mario: "Or else, what?"
Peach: "We won't be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."
Mario: "WHAT!? PEACH BABY C'MON!"
Peach: "Yep. I'll ditch you so I can hang out with Luigi."
Mario: "But Luigi already has a girlfriend!"
Peach: "Maybe Luigi and Daisy will let me join and be a threesome."
Mario: "I highly doubt that."
Peach: "Whatever. Please just show me Luigi's garden or you won't be in good graces with me."
Mario's conscience: "Great. What am I going to do now? If Luigi finds out that I showed Peach his secret garden, he'll kill me, but if I didn't show Peach Luigi's secret garden she'll kill me. Maybe I'll go out tomorrow and ask Dr. Toadley. He is a mind genius who knows how to get out of bad situations."
To be continued...
