A/N- And....I'm back. New year, new song, same Jericho. This could possibly be the most ridiculous one out of them all. You be the judge.

Reviews welcomed and appreciated.

Song Used: Girlfriend by Avril Levigne

They had a new reason to celebrate this week; Edge was back. Everyone was excited when Raw ended, because they knew it wouldn't take long for everyone to get shitfaced. And it didn't. By midnight, everyone was tipsy, and Cody was rubbing against a protesting Ted. They were all so drunk, they actually cheered when Jericho took the microphone that had been unoccupied since they've been there.

"Cena! I wrote you a song." Chris's words were slightly slurred, but they could understand everything he said.

"Give it your best shot." John challenged, nursing his fifth beer.

"Every shot is my best shot, Junior. Now shut up." Chris signalled for the music to start and everyone chuckled when they heard the beginning tunes of the song. After almost tripping and falling off the stage, Chris began his song......

Hey, hey, John, John, I don't like your wrestling skills
No way, no way, I think you need a new move
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your trainer

Hey, hey, you, you, I know you're jealous of me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, you, you, Vince's paying me to train you

You're not fine, that belt is mine, I'm so delicious
I think about it all the time, I'm so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you wrestle well?

Well, well, well

I don't think you could be any lamer

And so yeah, I'm a hey, hey future hall-of-famer
I can tell you're jealous and you know I'm right
I'm right, I'm right, I'm Chris!

John's like so whatever
Any wrestler is so much better
I think he should retire now
And that's what everybody's talking about now

Hey, hey, John, John, I don't like your wrestling skills
No way, no way, I think you need a new move
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your trainer

Hey, hey, you , you, I know you want to be me
No way, no way, we know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I'm right.

I'm right, I'm right, I'm Chris!