Ye so.. chapter 4... fooouuurr... four. Chapter 4. foooouuuuurteeennnagggeerrrrmaaaanaaaagggeeeeerrr. Chapter 4..
Here's chapter 4 :D
Ima try to do this chapter 3k words or at least more than usual. anyways, here chapter 4.
Short the intro or whatever this is called as..
Ass.. Sas.. Pass.. peace... seess.. peezz..
Oh shit im reading from cellphone and it look's like shit..
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Its weird, you know? I mean.. its weird that the barracks aren't divided by gender, and yes, there are pretty kunoichies where I reside in and im still not caught by peeking them a bit longer from what's considered normal. And if you think im a closet pervert ¡ UR WRONG! Im an open pervert with dignity in my balls, that they haven't caught me peeking them a bit more than what's considered normal, doenst mean im a closet pervert, its mean that they're blind or that.. they.. dont.. show they know im peeking...
Now that I think of it, they could know that im watching them with wrong (pervert) thoughts and they dont care, or they have some sort of weird fetish, or they dont have the balls to yell at me for being a pervert..
Anyways, not like really matters.
Although, obviously there's a bathroom, or locker, however its called, to change in, and not be completely exposed to pervert shinobies or pervert kunoichies, who know's.. At least Anko hasn't been raped yet, or at least not that I know, nor has she raped anyone. Now that I think about it, the latter is the most probable possibility.
Yeah... Well.. right now im having dinner with Anko in the canteen.. with trashy food as you might guess, its some sort of smashed potatoes with smashed meat and smashed.. red? Okay I dont know what the fuck im eating right now, but its free food and I have a huge debt so I guess this is everything I can eat by the moment, and the grossed face of Anko is worth to eat this kind of shit. If I have to suffer she will also suffer.
"!What'ya doing right now Kaku?" who the fuck calls me Kaku? When the fuck did Pantie man start calling me Kaku, oh whatever, doesnt matter..
"Oh.. hi Pantie man, im having dinner with Anko right now"
"Its Guro..'sigh..' anyways, why are ya eating dat kind'of shit.. Meh.. not comming to complain about ya'll taste's, we're called for a mission, deployed to the frontlines at Suna under Sakumo, we got lucky dont ya think soo? Anyways ima wait ya at north gate in about 5min with some other bunch of retards, get ready fast, for a 3 days travel"
And next moment he's gone in a swirl of leaves, well.. dats bad notice's, Anko managed to get me in a fucking huge debt in only 1 week, or was it 1 month? Anyways, the point is that she manage to put me in a huge debt very quickly, now ill be deployed until I die or until a year or so.. But.. if I die she will have to pay her own debt so.. death doesnt seem a problem anymore.. If I die that's it.
"Anko hear me well" she nod's serious, knowing that this is not a game and its the real stuff, her brother could die.
"If I die, ill not be there for you anymore, the money will be out, you'll be in debt, you will go to an orphanage, ¡Hell you could even have to go to prlstitution! So get this clear through your thick skull, if you dont want to end like that. . . Ill probably die so I cant pay your mess anymore, understood?"
She nods looking very serious, well.. its hard to have a serious face with the face of a 3 years old so..Meh who cares..
"Good girl, im off."
And like a normal man, I throw my food/unknown substance to the bin and left through the door, not like someone who makes something so unnecesary as using body flicker, well.. doesnt matter, point is im going to south gate and by the way buy some supplies for the trip of 6 days.
"Hi Kakuzu" until im stopped by a ramen devoter.. shit..
"Hi ramen devoter"
"Its Kushina 'Geez..' anyways, im here to remind you that we are meeting at the North gate and we are going in a trip of 3 days, also remind you were North is located at and the shop's to buy the supplies. And yes, We are going to the frontlines of Suna, I heard its pretty bad ovee there so they are sending me there for some good backfire ttebane!"
Uh? why is it a big deal to send her? her seal's are good bu-..the Kyubi.. right, she has the Kyubi and the main plot center's around her son. Once again, how did the Kyubi get off from her seal? Oh yeah there was some.. umm... Oh yeah, another crazied Uchiha that killed thousand of innocent lives cause.. his friend killed his.. Waifu?
The plot is weird..
"Kakuzu.. Hey?! you're spacing out" who was dat Uchiha? umh... Obin? Robin? uh... nah wasnt dat.. Obinto? Obento.. Obento! right. So if I kill him it would be pretty alright, right? If I kill Uchiha Obento everything will be alright.
If I wait until I finish this mission it will surely go bad, I wont remember for vertylong, so I have to do it now so..
"Mole escape!" yeah.. I shouted it like a dumbass, anyways lets search for this Uchiha Obento and kill him and end this shitty plot.
It will surely go alright.
"¡Hey Ttebane! You shouldnt escape!"
And.. im back on earth.
"Uh?!"
A clone shall investigate this Uchiha Obento, ill just write a permanent reminder to kill Uchiha Obento in the near future, for now ill just go to the mission.
"What did you.! Hey ttebane why you're stabbing your wrist!"
Writing 'Kill Uchiha Obento' on my right wrist sha'll do as a reminder. Now I have to cover it with bandages.
"Kushina let's go and buy some ban- Auch!.."
"WHY THE FUCK YOU CUTTED YOUR WRIST, TTEBANE?!"
"Just a reminder, anyways lets go and buy some bandages, also the supplies for the trip that last 5 days, right?"
"Ah.. anyways, lets go and buy those supplies... and it's 3 days, not 5.."
And finally both of them went to buy the needed supplies...
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"So... what is this mission supposed to be?" asked Kakuzu weirded by the fact that there are like 20 shinobies waiting for them.
"Reinforcment's for Suna border's, I hear it's getting pretty hard with those poisons and puppets of their's.." responded Kushina, both of them finally arriving at the meeting point.
To what looked to be the captain for this mission walked to them and asked for identification's, after doing so, he went back to his post and seemed to be waiting for some more shinobies.
"This gonna be so tiring and tense.. I dont like this.."
"It's not like we have an option, we are soldiers after all.. and im... Anyways! lets do our best and not get killed in the way, we have friends that wait's for us so we must not make them sad. Got it ttebane?!"
"Ye ye sure.. dont get killed or ill make em sad.." Anko... would she me sad if I just die? or will she just shrug it off.. yeah, she would just shrug it off, if she suddendly hear that I got killed she would probably say.
"Bro's dead? whatever, doesnt matter"
Yeah.. sounds more like a real Anko, I would never imagine a teary Anko crying for her dead brother.. yeah doesnt seem like her..
After waiting for some more minutes, the rest of the leaf shinobies arrived, we are at least a hundred or more shinobies, everyone is equipped with the Konoha armor and their leaf band in a visible spot. After the commander started shouting some orders and positions, everyone was off and heading towards Suna.
This gonna be a long way.. and tiring too.. this suck..
¡Puff..!
Uh? So it was Uchiha Obito, it's to bad I cant rewrite the name in my wrist, but anyways, it appear hes 2 years older than Anko and hes already in the academy, also appears he sucks in this office.. but anyways, it just make it easier in the near future, when this mission finish my first thing to do will be kill Uchiha Obito, the main culprit behind the main disgrace's in Naruto.
Its kinda stupid I remember more abour a fictional serie than my past life, but whatever..
Now lets focus on my current mission, detect anyone near us. It suck's I can sence chakra from far away.. maybe I should write a false report about my skills., nevermind, that wouldnt work, they already have the real ones..
This suck...
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Finally.. im so fucking tired of havin-
"Squad 32 will work as a backup of sector 3, also send this scroll to the current leader of sector 3. The leader of this squad will be Ganname Kota, you'll listen to any order's given to you at sector 3, understood?"
"Yes Sir!!"
"You can leave, your team will be deployed tomorrow."
Fuck, more work and ill probably die... once again, this suck..
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Yay, finish 4th chapter :D
If there too many wrong spelled shit (AND DONT SAY SHIT MISSPELLED FROM INTRO AND THIS FINAL SHIT) say it in commentary cause wont reread this cause I dont want to reread this shit :D