Ok, so, this IS a faux chapter, (I'm getting lazy...) I need a few people to help me proofread and edit my stories, comment if you are able to do it, but i'll just be happy if you compliment my fanfic *nudges you*.
Sooooo, I'll start by writing something to take up this space (Kind of like a side story, but different)
Once upon a time, in a small village there lived a girl. And this girl fell in love with a prince (as well as the thousands of other girls in the village), but the love was one-sided. Why? She could never meet him, and she apparently wasn't pretty enough, nor did royal blood run in her veins. One day, she met this traveler while tending her flowers, and she welcomed him inside the house when she found that he was tired and hungry. She gave him all of the food that she had been saving for herself, for she was generous, poor but generous. While pouring him tea, he asked her who she fancied.
She laughed and smiled at him, " I am in love with the crown prince. It is a sad one sided love though."
It just happened that this stranger was the prince, and he excused himself and laughed all the way home. How could a peasant girl ever think that he would court her?
Along the path home, there happened to be a telepathic witch who could hear what he was saying. She was a kind and fair witch, but when she heard the prince's cruel words, she cursed him, and her heart filled with rage. She cursed him, he would change into a snake, the most hated creature by woman. He would have to convince the peasant girl he mocked to kiss him, but he had to be in love with her for the spell to break.
The witch retired to her bed and slept a good nights sleep. Not even once thinking about the prince she had cursed.
Ok, next time I feel lazy, I'll continue this story. How about each fan-fiction has it's own unique 'side-story' for every time I get lazy?:)