dont own... just the thoughts...

i had an idea while i was at work...

and i know its a werid pairing for bella's new family.. but just roll with it.


Bpov

The white shingles on the house looked like he repainted and the yard has been clean that old truck of mine still sat in the far corner of the yard. The cruiser was parked in the drive way and Edward shook my hand as we walked up the steps of my fathers house.

I remember the first day I got here, after he had flew from forks to phoenix for me. Apparently if I flew alone I would be on amber alert the next day. I remember how it was raining, it was cold, and I just sat on these steps never wanting to go on and start a new life with a man I only meet twice. Now I was to meet her.

"dad" I called opening the front door. I heard the TV on and some one yell for Charlie. Ah, she has a boy. I walked in the living room, saw a man about my age long blond hair, and was sipping a beer. He eyed me and took a sip. Edward squeezed my arm as he walked next to me.

"who are you?"

"James" his tongue runs over his teeth. I shudder, he was my stepbrothers oh god I may vomit.

"bells" Charlie walks into the living room and acts for once happy to see me. A tall thin looking woman with a dishtowel in her hand follows him. Her face is beaming, either happy to meet the daughter or her and… Yeah not going there.

She looked way too young to have a son my age. Her hair was up in a tight bun and it was orange. Charlie held her hand as he gave me a half ass hug and shook Edwards awaiting hand.

"Bella, this is, Victoria"

'hi" I eye her as she smiles at my father.

"Bella it is so, oh gosh you don't know how good it is too meet you" she smiles. Edward stiffens and I smile politely at this women.

"so will you two be staying?" she asked whipping her hands on her towel for the forth time since we sat down. We have been here for ten minutes and I wanted to leave. Thank god, if Edward left I had to go to, because I was staying at his parents.

"oh no we have to meet Edwards's parents for lunch, Charlie knows I spend most of my time with the Cullen's" Victoria nodded and James rolled his eyes.

"well, ill see you later then bells" Charlie says getting up from his chair. Edward and I stand up and nodded our self's out. Victoria says they will walk me out. Ha-ha, I have been walking out of this house since I was sixteen. They watch us on the steps as I get in the car. I sigh and smile as she waves and then turns back in the house after Charlie.

Edward says nothing as we pull on the main road and head to his house. I bit my lip. Edward gets that I want to laugh look on his face 5 minutes after we have driven far enough away.

"Say it"

"Your dad is dating a girl who could very well be your sister, and her son… that's just" he doesn't finish because he is laughing to hard. Its true and I would laugh if I were not fuming.

"Thanks your great" Edward calms down and I sigh. My new mommy must be a step ford wife.

*********

Edpov.

"We are going out for a while" I call to Bella who sat on the couch next to the girls in there pajama's. My parents have gone to some hospital charity thing, so perfect time for the guys to hit up the bars.

"I want to go" rose calls from her spot in Bella's lap.

"No. we are going to go the bar"

"Don't punch mike Newton in the face," Bella yells and I blow her a kiss. Emmett mumbles something about not stopping me. Alice kisses jasper on the check and says have fun. Oh fun we will have.

Emmett pulls the jeep into the parking spot of the bar and we hop out. You can hear the Johnny cash playing from the jukebox and I laugh as Emmett says it was the same song back in the day.

The place is crowed and you smell the cigar smoke form the outside. Inside the smoke and lights burn your eyes and the balls from the pool table crack. We sit down at the bar stools and I hold a laugh as Jessica from high school turns around from a local alcoholic to us.

'well, look who is back in town" she smiles and flips her now bleached out blond hair. SHe uses to be somewhat cute to look at. Now I feel the need to barf or see Bella naked.

"Just for spring break, how about a round of shots jess"

"Sure, anything for you Edward" I smile. She hops around giddy and pours us some tequila.

"Is Bella with you" Emmett and jasper snicker and down their shot.

"Of course" Jessica frowns and goes to the far left of us to the guys in the corner.

"Hey, mike did you see who was back?" Jessica asks as he drinks his shot. My eyes must be playing tricks was he sitting with, Emmett saw me tense.

"Well, you look who dragged the cat back to town, how's Bella" Jacob asks. When did god play with fire? Jacob black and mike Newton drinking friends.

******

Bpov.

It was about two in the morning when I heard Clair de Lune. Play threw my phone. It was a restricted number and I noticed Edward was not home yet. I sighed hit talk.

"Hello"

"Baby" Edward's voice was a little slurry.

"Edward, where are you"

"He's in jail" I heard Emmett yell.

"Shut up, bitch you're in here too"

"Edward what's going on?"

"Can you go wake up rose, and tell her to get the emergency credit card from the safe" I heard jasper laugh, and then I heard someone yell hi Bella.

"Was that mike Newton?"

"Oh yeah, him and his bestie Jacob are in here too, everyone say hi Bella"

'Where is Charlie?"

"Oh Jacob told them not to call him, for he might be bonking your new mom"

"Great, well, what happened" I heard some guy say 5 more minutes.

"I punched Jacob in the face and well Emmett and jasper here beat mike down pretty good, he might need medical attention but wont go" I hear someone yell fuck you.

"Why"

"Because you told me I could not beat up mike"

"Oh okay. Well night"

"Bella, wait come get me out'

"Um, no your stupid"

"Isabella Marie"

"Edward Anthony, ill see you in the morning" I hung up and sighed. We should have got to Vegas or México like normal 21 year olds.

***

I pulled my sunglasses over my face, hoping that there was none of my dad's friends in here. Alice and rose smiled as we walked in.

"Hello, our boyfriends where arrested last night, Cullen and McCarty?" rose sniffles and Alice shakes her head. The woman sitting at the desk looks at the computer and smiles.

'well, yes, its just 500 dollars to get them out, your father is in the back watching them now" rose hands the woman cash because we knew they did not take cards. The woman smiles and punches numbers on the phone and tells us we can go back.

"I can't believe I missed this' rose says for the five hundredth time today.

We started to laugh as we saw the sight before us. Emmett and jasper sat on the bench and Edward lounging in a chair. The next cell over mike and Jacob has passed out. Alive reached in her bag, grabbed her cell, and took a picture of them. Emmett flipped her off.

"Get us out of here" jasper shakes his head. Charlie opened the cell and informs the boys that they were lucky no charges where pressed. Then he threw in a Bella id like to take you out to dinner tonight. that's exactly what I wanted to do, not.