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DON'T GET ON MY GOOD SIDE: Chapter 4: Shadow's Date
I was getting ready for my night out with Midnight. I even took a shower. I HATE water! I brushed my teeth, combed and put gel in my hair, and even took care of bodily funtions. I was ready. I walked out of the bathroom, and instintly, Amy ran over to me, with tears in her eyes.
" Oh Shadow, this is sooo romantic! sniff sniff Do I smell colone?"
" Well, maby I dabbed some on, for perks.."
" What kind didga use?" Sonic asked me.
" Cool Water."
" Cool." As Sonic finished his sentance, Vanilla came out.
" Ha ha! Look at you! You look so cute and formal in your little tuxeto!" She comented. Well I did, and I even put a real rose on it.
" Now Shadow, remember, allways coment her beuty, be humble, and don't eat like a total Knux." Spike informed me. What a show of. Goby came over to me, and gave me a pat on the back. I left the house and entered my car. Midnight was in it. She looked positivly stunning. She had a black velvet dress on, emo style. A cross with a purple gem in the middle hung around her neck. But she still had her black combat boots on.
" What's with the boots? Haven't you heard of high heels?"
" I hate girly crap. Ugh." Wow, beutiful, and punky. What a babe. As I bent over to put the key in the ignition, she giggled.
" What's so funny? Is my boxers showing or somthing?"
" No, but check your back." I did as she said, and I found, taped on my back 'Kik Me' on a peice of paper, writen slopily in pencel.
" GOBY!!! Why can't you give me a break?! Just for once!" Midnight was laughing so hard, I thought she was gonna pee herself. We pulled out of the driveway, and headed tward our destination.
" Shadow, is it O.K if I put on some music?"
" That depends, your not gonna put on rap, are you?"
" No!"
" O.K then. Go ahead." She put in a CD, and to my surprise, it was Pantora.
" Never knew you were a heavy metal girl."
" I used to own a Harly Davison."
" I got one right now, but I didn't knew if you wanted me to drive in it or not"
" Crap! I miss those guys!" We both let out a chuckle, and we arived at Le Fance, the nicest resturant and grill in town. The best part of this place is all the resturant's waiters are french, compleat with accent and mustaces, the kind that you can twirl.
" Wow, what a nice joint! I hoped you would bring me to a bar!" We entered the building, got to our table, and sat down, waiting for the waiter to come and take our orders.
" I just hope the waiters don't speak french, 'cause all I know of french is le framage!" Midnight kid at me. She had a good sence of humor. I liked that. We stared eachother, and I looked into her eye's, which sparkled like saphires in the candle-lit light.I leaned over all of a sudden, I think I was about to kiss her.
" Kccehe, told you he would make a move at her! Tihehe!"
" Knux, you elbow's in my gut!"
" Oh yeah, well your on top of of my foot!"
" Ssshh! He'll hear us! This is is a FANCY place, so shut-it!"
" O.K..."
" Uh, I can hear you three, and I thought you would leave me alone tonight." I said. Sonic, Knuckles, and Spike were hiding behind a plant. Great. Just what I wanted. A couple of morons.
" Sorry, we'd thought you would need our help." Spike answered.
" Well, you thought wrong, now shush."
" Shadow, who are you talking to?" It was Midnight. Double great. Hope I didn't sound mental.
" Oh, uh, no one." I felt like I needed to pee. When I get nervous, I usually pee on the floor. The waiter came, and took our orders.
" How about I pee,... I mean pay, PAY! Not pee, sorry, so sorry." I knew I was blushing, and I heard the guys giggle.
" Thats O.K Shady! Everyone makes mistakes. I once acidentally woke up at eight at night and thought it was eight in the morning." Shady?...Wait, I got a nickname! Neat! She digs me! Spike gave me a thumbs-up, most likly for being humble. We ate dinner, sipped wine, and left. The bill almost made me faint. Midnight found that very funny. As we pulled out of the parking lot, Midnight put in another hardcore metal CD, only this time, it was girls singing it. It sounded really good. They were singing Enter Sandman by Metallica.
" Man, this band is good, who is it? I never heard of it?"
" It's my band. I'm in a band called the Fallen Angels."
" Wow, who's you in the song?"
" Lead sing."
" Mega wow! Your good! You know, I play lead guitar in our punk rock band, the Bleeding Needles."
" Oh my god! I love that band! My favorite songs from you guys is Cherry Coke and when you did Coral Fang from the Distillers!" Wow, my girl was also a fan of mine, and a great singer. We arived at our driveway. I had an urge to kiss her. Stupid hormones. I leand over, and put my lips on hers. I slipped my tounge in her, and she put hers in my mouth back! I wrapped my arms around her, and we fell on the bottom of the car.my legs locked around her, I knew what I was doing, I was about to have sex! I imediatly stopped kissing her, didn't want her to get pregnent. She got the message, and we walked inside our house.
" How was it you two?" Vanilla asked me politely.
" Good."
" O.K." Sonic and his guys walked in the house.
" What's up guys!" Sonic said, he was in a good mood, he almost got to see me kiss.
" How's it goin'?" Knuckles said as he came inside.
" Hey there lover boy!" Spiked irked at me.
" Listen, could you and me talk Sonic, alone?" I asked him, I needed spread the good news
" Sure bud!" We walked into a room.
" So, whats wrong?" He asked me.
" You wouldn't belived what happened! We had the biggest, wettest kiss you could ever imagine! Tounge included!"
" Congrats dude! Treat yourself to a bath or somthing, I know it takes forever for food to digest after you've eaten at a fancy place."
" O.K. Got it."
I started a bath, I like baths, they're warm and relaxing, even if your getting wet. I only hate water if it's cold and deep, like a lake or somthing. I added lots of bath salts and bath beads so I'd smell nice, like lavander. I stepped in, and started to relax all my tensed up muscles. Then, next thing I knew, Vanilla walked in with towels. I think she was putting them away.
" VANILLA! PLEASE! I'm naked!..." I said.
" Shadow, if you've ever noticed, your ALWAYS naked! All you were is shoes and gloves, no pants. Besides, if you want to dry off with a nice, fluffy cotton towel, let me continue, and if I accidenally see your boy parts, shame on me for looking there." She answered. As soon as she left the bathroom, I got out of the tub. I shook my self dry, and dried of with a towle. Then I heard a flash, and saw light. Goby just took a picture of me nude, I know so, I just know it. I put on some pajamas, well boxers and a white shirt actually, and stormed out to the living room. Just as I figured, Goby, Sonic, Knuckles, Spike, Amy, Rouge, Blaze, Silver, and of all people, Midnight, were gathered around, looking at a picture, giggleing like nuts. Speaking of which, I hope no one saw mine.
"Look, I see his-" Goby imideatly stopped his sentance, good. Everyone scatered around, and ran. I saw the photo, exposed for all to see was me, naked, everythig for veiw, if you know what I mean.Vanilla came, and about a minute later, they all apolozized, and Blaze scorched to photo, good. Vanilla came over to see me. Everyone else headed tward their beds.
" I do apologize for not thinkng suspiciusly at their inane laughter, but don't worry, your just a cute widdle hedgehog!" She began scratching behind my ears, I liked it. Then she stared rubbing my belly, and was cooing me. All of a sudden, I felt releaved, and happy, I hope I wasn't peeing on her.
" ACK! OH MY GOSH! YOUR TINKLING ON ME!!! STUPID TINY HEDGEHOG BLADDERS!!! ICKY!!!" Yep, I peed on her. I ran to my bed, and snuggled up, I was full tired, and now, releaved. As I drifted to sleep, all I could say was, she's the one...
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