Hellsing msn

Yays my writers block is gone woooooooohhhh!!!! So is my flu, I can move now .

warrning:: crappyness in this chapter may cause bleeding of the eyes, bashing head aginst you computer for hours ,and dieriah

you have been warned!!!!

Ok "actions" thinking and 'speaking' chatting

5:12p.m

Tehtacofarie: has singed on

Tehtacofarie: .........ello.....

Tehtacofarie: squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sexy back?????????????????? poo bear

honeyismylove:has logged on

honeyismylove:umm have you seen piglet

Tehtacofarie:umm no

honeyismylove: why think you ill look els where

honeyismylove: has looged off

Tehtacofarie: mom?????plz dont work plz dont work

Momz41: has singed on

Tehtacofarie: O.O!!!!!!!$#!+

Momz41: hi honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tehtacofarie: o.0 mom aren't you at work

Momz41: im on break

Tehtacofarie:right well go back to work

Momz41:sure hun

Tehtacofarie:uhh kay

Momz41: oh and rin honey don't eat the icing im making cupcakes later on in the weak

Tehtacofarie: yes ma'am ^_^frreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Momz41: oh and don't print out a book aging I know I was a novel and Stevin King but still

Tehtacofarie: I only did that once and it was Edgar al- nevermind bye love you

Momz41: you to bye rin

Momz41: has logged out

Tehtacofarie: hmmmm ill go look at yugioh abridged

Tehtacofarie: is idle

Somewhere , and sometime in England

'There have been thirty murders since last Tuesday' said a woman in a mans suit with long light blond hair smoking a looked to be

thinking hard ,like something was terrifying on the loose'Her name was Sir Inteagra They are all centered toward one of the most well

knownmurderues in stooped to take a hit of her half gone cigar. Jack the ripper and, itstechniques. though as you are a-' BUT

MASTER I THOUGHT THAT JACK THE RIPPER ONLY KILLED 5 PEOPLE!!!!!' said a blond with big boobs named Seras Victoria but known as kitty

cus thats what shes called./taco: lets just call her boobs XD/ holding up five fingers Thewoman took allong drag and put out the cigar '

……….ahem any way before kitty interrupted me and stated the obvious they are not prostitutes but virgins What we dont know is why virgins

why kill one who is pure' Alucard 'hmm so you suspect a vampire.'

'Yes I do. but whats the motive' Its in down town and midtown London only you two will be going no officers' 'oh and Alucard did you feed the

refugees this time''i tought you did' 'ALUCARD' 'I told you you could keep kitty if you feed those Mexicans' ' i thought you did' come one more

wont hurt '/taco: no offense to anyone if you fell offended tell me ill take it off/ 'come on kitty lets go''meow'i hate you athouress

7:10 p.m.

Tehtacofarie: is back

Tehtacofarie: WTF no ones on f#%

ILuVMuNKeS: has singed on

Tehtacofarie:it happend aging hi^.^

ILuVMuNKeS: riinnniii guess what!!!!

Tehtacofarie: -.- what she had a date

ILuVMuNKeS: I had a date!!!!!!!

Tehtacofarie: yay you knew it

ILuVMuNKeS: and he has a friend that I think u will like

Tehtacofarie: no no more blind dates i will kill you

ILuVMuNKeS: pllllzzzzzzz hes so sexy im in my happy place happy place

Tehtacofarie: don't make me get my guns…. Aging

ILuVMuNKeS: sigh fine

ILuVMuNKeS: talk to the so called Alucard lately

Tehtacofarie: eyes computer suspiciously no why am i suppose to

ILuVMuNKeS: no and hell nah hey turn on ur webcam

Tehtacofarie: ok

Turns on web cams

Only to see sque dressed as a pimping Alucard

and rin im her jammies

Tehtacofarie: lmao holyshit

ILuVMuNKeS: happy birthday u bitch lmoa

Tehtacofarie: I call being Sir Integra

ILuVMuNKeS: why I got to be ur ho i mean you stole my spongebob boxers

Tehtacofarie: look at it this way were both pimping seras, so we can buy lots of songe bob stuff

ILuVMuNKeS: true true more money for u though u got me

Tehtacofarie: no cuz I got u as Alucard ethahway money

ILuVMuNKeS: so hows ur mom

Tehtacofarie: dont you mean how her job

Momz41: has logged on

Tehtacofarie: $#!+

Momz41: hi kids rin honey ill be home in 30min so be a dear and go to the store and buy drinks

Tehtacofarie: ok….

Momz41: oh and bring kea I want to make margaritas to night im having friends come over from work and ur not 21

Tehtacofarie: ok whos coming over

Momz41: Inky, Mica, and Sofia

Tehtacofarie: fine three of the bigest sluts known to man

Momz41: love you bye

Momz41: has logged off

Tehtacofarie: well bye sque

ILuVMuNKeS: dude wait

ILuVMuNKeS: u ok

Tehtacofarie:im fine

ILuVMuNKeS: shes still a ....

Tehtacofarie:yeah

ILuVMuNKeS:damn

Tehtacofarie: I know

ILuVMuNKeS:much luv

Tehtacofarie:bye sque

Tehtacofarie: has logged out

ILuVMuNKeS: has logged out

/ taco: sorry it so boring in this chapter but its importing somehow. Anyway I need food so do what cha do ……..oh and think you Hellsing abridged for the kitty joke look it up on you tube it funny as hell. Love you all except you Madeline you fat ass whore. Bye