AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK {Yeah, her name is Mary Sue.}! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. {So are you curious or angry?}
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts){why not just give him red eyes?} which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness {sorrow and evilness. Beautiful} and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. {Enoby, I forgot if you or Atlantiana Rebekah Loren had anger issues – maybe you both do? Because you both make me angry.}
And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. {And the audience is keen to hear more. Not.} He took of my top and I took of his clothes. {I heard off this new store and – never mind.} I even took of my bra. {What's going to happen next?} Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. {Thingie + You-Know-What = Baby… are vampire infertile and immune to STDs or something? Well, they probably have AIDs {plural of Angry Idiot Disorder} anyway.}
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" {That… was… beautiful. It's like "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn" in a lot of ways. But unlike Gone with the Wind where you have to watch the entire movie for the two best lines, you honestly can quit here.}
It was….Dumbledore! {I like Headache!Dumbeldore.}