A/N: I'm in the Gossip Girl fandom too, so...
Post 3: XOXO Gossip Aphrodite
Posted by: Aphrodite
Hello! It's Goddess Aphrodite, you're favourite blogger. I have another little post to write!
You are probably wondering why this post's name is as it is. Well because I have grown fond of a mortal show. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Sorry, okay?
Its called Gossip Girl. Even the name is saucy! But it pretty much explains my life, tragedy, wealth, love, beauty, drama, and obviously gossip. You know, the usual. It's super interesting and filled with plot twists and things that I would do to people's love lives. I recommend you all to watch it! Well... if you're over 18, there are some graphic scenes... Er. Yes, that means you little demigod readers! (By the way, selling your girlfriend for a hotel is not cool, Chuck!)
Any who, I have some gossip to share. Word around the corner is that Zeus has another mortal wife. I don't know the details but it's a very juicy rumor. But you didn't hear it from me!
I wonder what Hera's reaction will be? LOL! (Thank you, Poseidon, I've been missing out!)
Also another piece of information I have just recently received is a new hunter! Yay *clap, clap*. Look, I really don't give 2 flying fuzzies about Artemis' hunters. But she forced me to put this on my fabulous blog, so there you go, Artemis! The new huntress' name is Patricia, good for you, Patricia!
No boys forever? Really Patricia? Immortality over boys?
Whatever.
XOXO,
-Aphrodite
Comments:
Zeus: Aphrodite! Delete this post immediately!
Hera: Zeus. Throne room. NOW!
Gods and Demigods, alike: OOOH! ZEUS YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!
Artemis: Good job, Patricia! And Gossip Girl, what is that?
Apollo: Nobody cares, sis.
Artemis: Shut up, Apollo!
Percy Jackson: That's the best way to get me to watch something, tell me not to watch it.
Piper McLean: Don't watch it, Percy!
Jason Grace: I'm so watching it. Percy, come over now!
Thalia Grace: Oh, great job, Pats. And boys, if you lay a single eye on any of the episodes I will slice your neck in half. Thank you :)
Piper McLean: Exactly!