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~ Chapter 4: First thought ~
"You are not going to ask about my profile, are you?" Miroku quirked an eyebrow as he leaned back further into the chair.
"These are already listed in the documents." Sesshoumaru shifted the papers slightly just to emphasize his point. This must be the tenth time that the client had tried to redirect his attention, and to think that they haven't even gotten into the real swing of things yet!
"Nice furniture you got there, but don't you think they are a tidbit too boring?"
"Mr. Houshi, I would appreciate it if we focus on your problems," Sesshoumaru had unconsciously reverted back to the formal referrals.
"Just thought we might strike a more meaningful conversation," Miroku shrugged innocently, letting the slip pass.
"Let us start with a Freudian approach. You can relate to me all that you think, dream or fantasize about." The demon was truly miffed by this point that his client had not started the free associations on his own accord, nor had the client shown any signs of starting it. But he will get to the bottom of the man's problems, solve them, and then wash his hands clean of the person.
"Do you truly want to know what I am thinking right now?" Miroku cocked his head to the side.
"Yes."
"I am thinking that it's a pity you are not a woman, or you would have been absolutely gorgeous."
"Don't stretch it."
Miroku smirked to himself. This is going to be fun.