I had just learned that Ken's parents are first cousins! How awesome is that? First my parents were born as twin siblings and now my boyfri-uh, friend is a product of incest. And you know what? We're both perfectly normal! Well, in my case, dad had his genes split from mom so I'm not really a product of incest. And Ken, well, his parents are the coolest anyways.
I can't really say that it's fate that brought us all together, the Pines and the Tennysons. I know some might think that way, you know because incest n' all! But I don't see it that way. There's always something going on in Gravity Falls, weird things. And my parents meet Ken's parents when they were kids. Mom and dad were twelve at the time and Ben and Gwen were ten. They were on a summer trip with their grandfather who always took them on these weird trips across the country. The four of them hit it off like that. Heck, they even e-mailed each other almost monthly!
Now, I can't help but wonder what could happen in Ken and I had babies…Not that I'm insinuating anything! Not that I have a crush on him or not! No! Okay, shutting up now…
But still though. Has science even gotten that far yet? I mean, we're not blood relatives so I doubt there'd be any issues. And I'm sure that our children would have relationships outside the family. I mean, my parents got together because they were already close to begin with. The twin thing was the only thing really keeping them apart. And Ken's parents went through the same stages that most couples go through, friendship, crush, romance, marriage, kids, same old same old. Well, maybe I'm just jumping to conclusions. Well, Ken and I aren't related, so incest isn't a family thing…Ha! I just got that!
When you think about it, Ben and Gwen are kinda two different species. Ben has all kind of alien DNA running through him from the omnitrix and Gwen's some kinda space fairy thing-a-mu-bobble-head. So, I guess Ken's not a product of incest either. Isn't science fun? So many incestuous issues avoided because of all kinds of anomalies. Hehe, mom's the only normal one! Dad had his genes separated from her, Gwen's a space fairy, and Ben's got alien roids. I suppose that's how evolution works for some people.
You know, that shows how awesome our lives in this world can be! How easily genes can separate and forbidden love can be accomplished! It's this kinda stuff that makes me glad that I listen to dad and Gruncle Ford. There is so much I learned from them and I can also understand science better than all my classmates combined. This stuff could make their heads explode! It's this kind of stuff worth learning and shows how we can change the very course of life and evolution and help us create something far beyond anything we can imagine!
We are one, we are a universe! Forbears of what will be scions of the Devonian sea. Aeons pass, writing the tale of us all. A day-to-day new opening for the greatest show on Earth.