Kilroy: …

Lute: Kilroy, its time to start the fic.

Kilroy: …

Lute: Stop playing Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and start the fic now!

Kilroy: …

Hoobob: How are we going to do the fic without Kilroy.

Zero: We could just make stuff up like Kilroy does.

Hoobob: But we do not know the story of Fire Emblem enough to write this chapter.

Kilroy, without looking away from the TV, hands them the game's script.

Zero: Well this is convenient.

Hoobob: We still will need his help later.

Lute: (Grabs orange soda and opens it) Kilroy, I will give you this if you stop playing that game.

Kilroy: (Grabs orange soda from Lute and downs it in a single gulp, all without looking away from the TV) …

Lute, Hoobob, and Zero all stand there stunned.

Lute: We'll just have to make do. Start the fic!

Recording: Kilroy does not own Fire Emblem or any of the characters.

As Mark sat there ripping his hair out, Lyn, Kent, and Sain approach the shrine. There was a crack in the wall that they begin beating with their weapons.

Earlier …

A loud bang was heard in the shrine. "What happen?" asked the priest.

"Someone set us up the mine," replied one the his subordinates, "We see man."

"How are you gentlemen!" said Glass. "All your shrine are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction."

"What you say!" responded the priest.

"You have no chance to survive make your time," responded Glass. "HA HA HA HA …."

"Take off every 'zig'" said the assistant, running away.

"For great justice!" said the priest, doing the same.

Glass then tried to remove the sword from the alter, failing, he got pissed off. He then heard of the army approaching, so he waited for their arrival.

It was just about then that Sain broke through the wall. They saw Glass standing near the alter. By this time, they had managed to calm down Mark, who just walked in when Glass said, "All this shrine are belong to us!"

This cased Mark to curl up into a fetal position and start saying, "It's only a dream. It's only a dream." He also started rocking back and forth.

"What happen?" asked Glass. As the rest of them tried to talk to Glass, they started curling up into fetal positions and rocking back and forth too. Suddenly, the sky clouded up and a loud voice was heard.

"You are starting to get on my nerves, Glass!" said the voice in the sky. Upon hearing this, Mark stood up.

"KILROY!" Mark shouted, angry as hell.

"That's GOD to you, bitch!" said a different voice from the sky. As he said that, a large rock fell from the sky, almost hitting Mark. This scared the shit out of him, so he curled up in the fetal position again.

"He speaks!" said yet another voice from the sky. "Oh wait, false alarm, he went back to that game."

"Well, what did you expect, he's addicted to that game." said another voice. Upon hearing this fourth voice, Glass killed himself, thinking that he was going crazy. "Remember kids, suicide can be deadly, especially if you go through with it."

"Well, it looks like we won," said Lyn, finally getting out of her fetal position. When she said that, they all got out of their fetal positions.

"Good thing he killed himself," said Sain. "I our state, I don't think that we could have taken him."

"I'm a little worried about Mark, though," said Kent, "he's still in that fetal position."

They all then looked at Mark, and indeed he was still in the fetal position, sucking his thumb saying, "The author hates me, the author hates me." Everyone started to comfort Mark. After Mark regained his sanity, they walked up to the alter. The priest walked out of his hiding place.

"Thanks infinitely for assistance," said the priest. "You, how it goes." Upon hearing this, Mark curled up into that fetal position again. The others were shaking while they stood there.

"We are about to set out on a journey, so we have come to pray," said Lyn.

"Can you your hands on the sword put," said the priest. This caused everyone to shudder again. Lyn then walked up to the sword and placed her hands on it. The sword began to glow very brightly. "The spirit of the call sword at you." Lyn then pulled out the sword effortlessly, surprising herself. "Never I have not thought that the householder of Mani Kati me would in meet in my life."

"We had better get Mark out of here before he curls up so tight that he is eaten by his own ass," said Sain.

"I agree with Sain, minus the ass eating him part," said Kent, giving Sain a cold look. They then began to drag Mark out of the shrine, Lyn followed, new sword in hand. They met outside and began to talk about what had just happened.

"It's just so weird how a sword can call out for its "proper owner,"" said Lyn.

"Would you just stop complaining, I mean it is a free sword," said Mark, who had finally been coaxed out of his fetal position. He was still mighty pissed off, though, and who could blame him. "Now let's go, I'm tired." He then set off for a nearby inn.

"A good journey have!" the priest shouted after them. This caused everyone who had not already set off to run as quickly as they could, for they valued what little sanity they had left.

Meanwhile….

A mysterious shadowy figure was watching them as they traveled toward the inn. "Now that the plan has been set into motion, I can begin the plan for the conquest of their dimension," said the mysterious figure, "MWA HA HA, MWA HA HA!" Suddenly the screen he was using to view them went out, because he was finished watching, however he had forgotten to turn on the lights beforehand. "DAMMIT! Where is that light switch," said the figure, right afterwards he tripped over a chair, "BOB SAGOT!"

Back to Mark and the others….

They had just reached the inn, and they were having trouble getting the innkeeper to give them a key, "What do you mean you won't give us a room!" Mark said angrily.

"I do not trust the knight in green armor, at least not around my daughter," said the innkeeper, "he staid he about a week ago."

"Fine, he will sleep outside, so can we have a room now?" said Mark. Needless to say, he was very tired.

"I don't feel good about letting Sain sleep outside," said Kent. "I will share his room, and I will ensure that he does not get out."

"I'm still unsure about this…" said the innkeeper.

"We'll pay double for him if he hits on your daughter," said Mark.

"I'm still not sure…" said the innkeeper.

"We have cookies," said Lyn, holding a tray of cookies.

"SOLD!" said the innkeeper. Mark sweat dropped, he was wondering where Lyn had gotten the cookies. Then he wondered why she never gave him any of the cookies.

"Why didn't you ever give me any cookies!" yelled Mark.

"I didn't have them before," said Lyn calmly.

"BULLSHIT!" yelled Mark.

"Allow me to explain," said Lyn, "I have a theory that anything can happen, or appear, so long as it is part of a joke. This is a form of highly random humor," as she said this she was writing equations on a chalkboard, which no one had noticed before. Kent raised his hand. "Yes, Kent."

"You mean like that chalkboard you are writing on?" asked Kent.

"Yes, very good Kent," said Lyn. "I call this theory the Gag Reflex!" Everyone else in the room groaned at how cheesy that joke was. After that the chalkboard disappeared, as if it was never there. The innkeeper gave them their keys and they all went to their rooms. The rooms were too small to hold more than two people, so Lyn and Mark had to share a room, since they were at risk for paying double for Sain's room. Mark was just getting comfortable and sleepy, when all of the sudden a very loud ringing right next to his ear scared the shit out of him. He soon realized, and after getting Lyn to go back to sleep, for the ring woke her up too, that it was that cell phone Kilroy gave him.

"WHAT!" yelled Mark into the phone after walking outside.

"Hey, Mark I have been trying to find you for hours!" said a familiar voice on the other end.

"What do you mean hours! I have been here for DAYS!" yelled Mark, waking up both Kent and Sain, who had the room that he was now standing in front of. They just assumed that he had gone temporarily crazy, so they just ignored him and went back to sleep.

"Don't you know that time passes differently in different dimensions," said Kilroy calmly, "just be glad that this isn't one were you are there for a year and only five minutes pass here."

"What happened? Why didn't you pick up when I called you earlier? Why didn't I arrive at the predetermined location? Why am I asking so many questions?" Mark asked all in one breath.

"There was a malfunction causing an explosion, the communication center was damaged, the explosion changed the location, and you're an idiot," answered Kilroy in one breath. "It's going to take a while to fix all of the machinery, then I am going to have to test it extensively, then you will have to go to the same location that you emerged into this dimension, I predict that you will be there for at least another five years."

"WHAAAAAAAAAT!" yelled Mark, waking up the entire inn. Upon realizing this, he turned off the cell phone after saying that he would call Kilroy back. When he did, all of the people sleeping in the inn were just coming around the corner and Kent and Sain were coming out of their room. They all looked at him with a pissed off look on their faces. Lyn was at the front of the group, looking extremely pissed off, she was looking him straight in the eye.

"THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP," she yelled, "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SLEEP DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU GET TO WAKE US UP!"

"I am very sorry Lyn," said Mark, "I'm just a little mad right now."

"Well what are you mad about?" asked Lyn. The rest of the group went back to their rooms, to go back to sleep.

"What if I don't want to talk about it?" asked Mark. He knew that if he told them the truth, that they would loose any thoughts that he was sane.

"Well, whatever, I am going back to bed," Lyn said. She then walked back to the room, and Mark followed, climbed into his bed and begin to think about what he was going to do with five years here.

Kilroy: …

Lute: STOP PLAYING THAT F-ING GAME!

Zero: Lute, you need to calm down, it's not that bad.

Kilroy: (saves game and stops playing) I am thinking of doing a Halloween chapter, so if you have any costume suggestions, put them in the reviews.

Lute: And he is still open for pairings, he only has two, and he doesn't really have any of his own personal favorites of his own.

Kilroy: R&R or die! (goes back to Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)

Hoobob, Lute, and Zero sweat drop.