A/N - So here we finally are! The party is going to start! Songs I am NOT doing because they have been used way too much are as follows: Hungry like the wolf, Barbie girl. Thank you. Now read like the wind!
WARNING! There are Harry Potter 7 spoilers in here people!
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Bella was beautifyed, and Esme cried.
BPOV
Holy crow!!Do we really know this many people? Esme's lawn was over flowing with every type of car imaginable! And more than one of them was a sports car. Uh-oh. That means Vampires.
I looked at Edward. aparently he was thinking along the same lines as me. "Um.. Alice? You didn't invite any... non-vegetarians... did you?"
Alice's face would have turned white... if she wasn't a vampire of course. "He he.. of course not Edward.. erm.. be back in a few!" She dashed off and we could see her gather a large group of very hungry looking very beautiful people around her. She seemed to be explaining something to them, and about half left, looking sullen.
I sighed in relief. Edward slung me over his shoulder and carried me into the house so we could get front row seats. As I looked around I saw she really DID invite everyone we knew. Including...gulp... the Volturi. I Could see Aro looking very intrigued as he conversed with... double gulp ... Renee? Phil was standing not to far away giving Jane a lolipop.
Uh-oh. She looked majorly pissed. "Edward, intervantion please!!" I yelled, pointing towards Phil, who was about three seconds away from a very painful encounter with Jane's power. Edward ran between the two and ingaged Phil in baseball conversation, as Jane stomped off.
As Eddie-poo was talking to the step 'rent, Mike strode towards to me, looking like he was trying to look impressive. I gagged, he just looked like he was having a viloent case of gas.
"Bella, fancy meeting you here." I looked at him weirdly.
"Well It is my boyfriends house..." I replied. Then I noticed he was wearing a sherlock holms-y outfit, complete with pipe and plaid cap. OMC.
"Mike shouldn't you actually smoke the pipe?" I asked him. He looked embarressed.
"Oh yes, quite." he put in some tobacco and lit it with a match. Then he inhaled deeply. Too deeply. He inhaled the whole friggen pipe. He gagged, clutched his throught, and fell to the floor, writhing around. "C..gag...P...hack...R" He gasped
"Oops. Hey anyone here know CPR?" I asked lazily. I was hoping for everyone to say no, but the old lady from the front desk at FHS (forks high School) waddled up and gave him the hiemlick manuver, then set him on the ground and gave hum VERY explicit CPR. He became concious and then gagged.
He spit out a pair of dentchers. "Oops, sorry Mikey", said the old woman with a wink, then she replaced her DISGUSTING dentchers.
Then Alice jumped up on the stage and said into the mic, "Due to an NDE (Near Death Expierence) , Mike gets to go first!" She didn't do her costumary happy-hop, instead she gagged.
Mike tried to glide toward the stairs, but instead he tripped. Then he just walked up to the microphone and said into it in a raspy voice,
"Bella, this one's for you." He gave me a very saucey wink, and I looked around franticly for my edward. There he was, in a flash, by my side with his arms intwined around my waist. I let out a sigh, then covered my ears as my least favorite lyrics spilled out of Mike's mouth.
I never felt nothing in the world like this before
Now I'm missing you
& I'm wishing that you would come back through my door
Why did you have to go? You could have let me know
So now I'm all alone,
Girl you could have stayed
but you wouldn't give me a chance
With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand
And all my tears they keep running down my face
Why did you turn away?
"OMC this is the most kreepy stalkerish song in the universe" I said to Edward.
He nodded his head with a frightened look on his face.
And don't even get me started on his dance moves. He was doing the air-hump, grinding on the mic stand, not to mention several random hip thrusts.
It's been a long time since you called me
(How could you forget about me)
You got me feeling crazy (crazy)
How can you walk away,
Everything stays the same
I just can't do it baby
What will it take to make you come back
Girl I told you what it is & it just ain't like that
Why can't you look at me, your still in love with me
Don't leave me crying.
I wanted to scream that the reason I didn't look at him is because his face is like road kill.
So baby I will wait for you
Cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you
As a matter of fact , I am VERY afraid of him. SEE ABOVE COMMENT ABOUT HIS FACE!
Baby I will wait for you
Baby I will wait for you
If it's the last thing i do
I could hear Edward growling, and wondered if it would be the last thing he does. One can only hope.
Baby I will wait for you
Cause I don''t know what else i can do
Don't tell me I ran out of time
If it takes the rest of my life
Baby I will wait for you
If you think I'm fine it just ain't true
I really need you in my life
No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you
I'll Be Waiting.
MPOV
I jumped off the stairs and landed somewhat clumsily, but I could see the awed look on bella's face. Tears were gushing out of her eyes, and she was Smiling.
"So what do you think of my song Bella?"
She said "So very touching", and sniffed. I di a few more hip thrusts far a victory dance, and stuck my tongue out at Cullen.
"So, Bella-pie, waddaya say you dump the albino and I'll take to to the ice cream shop. Then maby later tonight I'll let you sing into my Mike-rophone." I wiggled my eyebrows at her and she looked at me confused.
"Wha..? Mike I was talking about Harry Potter seven. Harry didn't die! But Fred did. CURSE YOU J.K. ROWLING!" She got on her knees, shook her fists at the cieling, and screamed "WHY?!?!"
Then she said to me "I had to do something to keep my mind off your singing." I glared at Cullen, thrust my hip and yelled, "She will be mine!" Before running off into the night dramaticly to plot my revenge.
EPOV
I pulled Bella into my lap and whispered into her ear, "You sure you don't want to go sing into his... er... Mike-rophone? I won't blame you if you do. Those were some well placed hip-thrusts." I wiggled my eyebrows at her just as Newton had done.
She laughed and said "Edward you know I love you and your Emo-ness too much to ever leave you. No matter how many other men thrust their hips at me."
I sighed. That was the most romantic thing anyone had ever said to me. I kissed Bella passionatly.
Alice hopped up to the stage and announced, "The next up to sing is... Emmett And Rosealie! YAY!" She hopped around and then jumped off the stage.
I could only wonder what they would sing.
A/N - So waddaya think? I'll never know if you don't review... so review! I need a beta, as most of you can probably tell by my sloppy spelling. And show of hands, who else thinks Elliot Yamin is the missing link?