In the last chapter, Taro beat up the Know Your Stars Guy. He came out of it with serious (not!) head injuries, a fractured elbow and a broken leg and is know planning on suing Taro for causing him bodily harm. You'd think he would've seen it coming. However, he is now well enough to continue his mockery of the Acceleracers, though the incident with Taro seems to have given him an unnecessary sense of paranoia. This is why we thought he needed an easy target-one that could get angry quite easily. We suggested Nolo Passaro, but the Know Your Stars Guy was worried he would hurt him. We then decided a female with anger issues may boost his confidence so we chose Lani Tam. Over to you Know Your Stars Guy.

"Hey, what do you mean 'female with anger issues' huh? I don't have anger issues! And what was I chosen for anyway?" snaps Lani.

" Um, uh, Kn-Kn-Know Your S-Stars."

"Excuse me? Is this some kind of Astronomy lecture?"

Take a deep breath. Be calm. Don't let her intimidate you.

"Lani T-Tam. She brushes her teeth with e-engine oil." I stuttered.

"So that's why Lani's teeth are so white? I gotta get me some engine oil!" says Monkey. Where the hell'd he come from? Lani just stared at him like he was some kinda retarded idiot.

"What?" he asks, "It's a crime to want white teeth?"

"Lani tam. She's secretly plotting her revenge on Karma Eiss for stealing her boyfriend."

I'm getting the hang of it! I feel the mockery becoming a part of my soul! (I know, that was really random!)

"Hey, no I'm not! Besides Taro is my ex-boyfriend. Ex. She can have him for all I care. He is such an arrogant jerk."

"Lani Tam. She's had various forms of plastic surgery including liposuction (is that plastic surgery? Man. I really should stop interrupting.) because she was once extremely obese."

"What a friggin liar! You can sooo tell that's not true."

"Lani Tam. Her favorite book is One Hundred and One Ways to Get Revenge On Your Best Friend."

"No it's not! My favorite book is the Secret Garden! And anyway. I bet One Hundred and One Ways To Get Revenge on Your Best Friend's not even a real title!"

"Lani Tam. She's a backstabbing two timer, who enjoys making little children cry!" I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it!

"I'm not a two timer or a back stabber and I love kids! How dare you! you have no right to go around spreading rumors and lies about people!"

"Why not? I get paid! It's the best job in the world! Doing what I love most and getting paid for it. I don't have to lift a finger."

"That's probably because you're injured." Says Lani in an I know more than you voice.

"Sure rub it in why don't you?" I sniffed, "Lani Tam. She thinks she's an absolute genius who knows everything there is to know about cars, computers and racing."

"Well, I do know quite a lot. More than you anyway, though that's not saying much." She smirked.

"Ha ha. Very funny. You're just like the kids at school who always bullied me because I was different."

I spent the next half hour telling her about my childhood. It was only when I'd finished I realized she wasn't listening.

"Hi? Hello? Are you listening?"

There was a sudden movement. "I'm awake!"

"grrrrrr. Lani Tam. Her greatest desire is to take over the world, marry Monkey McClurg and own a porn DVD shop."

"No it's not! Look, who the hell are you? what makes you think I want to do any of these things? LISTEN TO ME!" she yells.

"Now you Know Lani Tam." I'm back! I've got it!

"They know NOTHING about me!" screams Lani. Ahhh. The pleasurable sound of some one losing their temper. I cant believe I lost it for a while. How could I forget a sound of such beauty? So harmonious. So delightful. sigh. I'm back. Watch out Nolo Passaro. You're next!