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Chapter 4: Grizzly Bears and River Current

Neji woke up the next morning felling great. He walked out of his tent to look for the others but they haven't moved from that spot. They were all huddled against each other still shivering of fear from last night. Neji got a huge stick from out of nowhere and started to poke then in the head. Tenten was the first to react.

"WTF! My eye!" and of course her inhumanly loud screeching snapped Lee and Gai out of there trances. Gai yawned whiled Lee's ears bleed from the loud scream. Gai scratched his back and as he walked by Neji he said, "Remind me to never listen to your dreaded story again." He headed towards his tent and everyone started to pack up. A couple of smacks to the face due to mosquitoes and trying to heal injuries later they were done. Now they are headed more into their destruction uh, I mean… the woods. Gai led the team with Lee behind him, nose stuck in the survival guide, Neji after him glaring intensely at Gai, trying to burn a through his head and lastly Tenten who is trying to revenge on Neji for scaring the fucking crap out of her last night. They marched quietly up a hill until they passed a dead skunk.

"What the hell! Neji was that you?" Tenten held her nose and waved a fan in the air.

"NO!" He glared, "It was that dead rodent over there you dumbass." he pointed beyond Lee, who was unusually quiet, and towards the blood and decaying flesh.

"Oh… Wait did you just call me what I think you called me?" Neji rolled his eyes

'Oh hell no. Now you will pay Neji. Now you will pay…'

"It says here that if you get close enough to a skunk then you will get good luck in the wood." Lee says.

"WTF! Why… No that may be true." Tenten had an evil grin on her face, "Neji why don't you give it a try?"

"What the hell Tenten? Are you on crack or something I'm not doing that!" Tenten wouldn't take no for an answer so she shoved him really hard. He landed face first on the dead skunk. There was a deadly silence until Lee burst out laughing followed by Tenten. And Gai…well who knows what he's doing or where he is. Neji got up very slow and turned around to kill the one known as Tenten. He was about to murder her but stopped when he heard the sound of running and something very, very big charging after it.

CRASH!

Gai ha ran all the way here leading a grizzly bear to their spot. "What the hell Gai-sensei! You led a fucking bear to us!" Neji yelled.

"It's okay my youthful students I'll take care of this bear or I'll do 50,000 steps using my hands own a slippery-" Gai could say no more. The 10-foot grizzly bear tackled Gai to the ground but he wouldn't go down with out a fight. They were no wrestling. "Go now my youthful students! I'll (punch) take (kick) this (swipe) grizzly (bit) bear (headlock) down!" He turned to his team but they were long gone and while Gai was distracted the bear bit him!

Meanwhile, with Lee, Tenten and Neji

"Noooooooooooo! Gai-sensei I want to help you!" Neji and Tenten had to restrain him from going back. Neji wanted to let him go on and get killed by the grizzly bear along with Gai but Tenten wouldn't allow. They dragged Lee up a tree and tied him to a branch and they duck taped his mouth to stop the constant whining. Too bad that didn't hold him. He broke free from the branch he was tied on causing it to crumble. Lee, Tenten and Neji were on that branch and they all went falling into a speeding current river.

"AHHHH! Brgh (drown) I can't swim!" Neji shouted over the noise river. They went rushing down the river trying to dodge rocks. Tenten grabbed onto a nearby root and so did Lee but Neji just missed it and washed down the riverbank. Lee and Tenten looked at each other.

"I think we should probably help him."

"Yeah…"