How Harry Realy Is 4!
Chapter 4...............True Love!
After Hermoine's talk with Severus she went to break the news to
Harry. That Hermoine was gonna to marry Severus! She went to
the Gryffindor common room and saw him sitting there. Next to
Ron!!! As a boy!
"Ron told me what happened yesterday you forgot we had a date
last night I was up all last night!"
"Harry you must understand I don't love Severus!I have decided I
love..........."
BANG there was a big bang they turned it was Draco with a gun!
He had shoot Hermoine!
"Ron this is what you get for leaving me! Your one love you
called her! I act like a B****** for f***** hell! I was up all last
night crying then Severus says he is leaving me..."
"You were dating Prof.Snape and me Draco how could
you?Honestly for f**** sake!"
"Don't I get a F***** say in this! I loved her forever since I met
her! I LOVE HER I LOVE YOU HERMOINE"
He went over to Hermoine she was laying on the floor he picked
her up and started crying then he kissed her but she wasn't dead!
(Hahahahahaha bet you didn't see that one coming)
"Harry...Harry I love you!"Then she was gone forever!
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"....No jus' kidding!
She was not dead she was in a coma!They were now in the
Hospital wing Hermoine was sitting up and telling Severus she
would not marry him 'cos of her love of Harry.
"Severus, I can't marry you darling. I decided I can't marry a man
who hasn't washed his hair for fifteen years!"
"But..."
"Also I don't love you. I don't even like you. In fact I spat in your
bean soup."
"Ergh..."
"And I'm gonna marry Harry, cos his hair -although untidy- is
nowhere near as greasy as yours. Besides why marry a teacher
when I can marry a Quidditch star?"
And so that was the end of it. Snape threw a chair at Hermione and
failed her in potions for the rest of her life.
Then Snape ran away from Hogwarts and Married a hooker named
Laura!
Hermoine married Harry and lived happily ever after. Until they
couldn't afford their 29 children and Harry sold them all for
scientific experiments.
Draco and Ron made up and got married.
The End!
P.S Laura's full name is Laura Danielle Castle (LAURA SUCKS!) and she quit being a being hooker and became a brothel owner!And also worked in it!
P.P.S Laura is Cool! She is not a hooker and wouldn't own a
brotherl if the author of this fic paid her a million galleons!
P.P.P.S Sorry that was my sis!
Chapter 4...............True Love!
After Hermoine's talk with Severus she went to break the news to
Harry. That Hermoine was gonna to marry Severus! She went to
the Gryffindor common room and saw him sitting there. Next to
Ron!!! As a boy!
"Ron told me what happened yesterday you forgot we had a date
last night I was up all last night!"
"Harry you must understand I don't love Severus!I have decided I
love..........."
BANG there was a big bang they turned it was Draco with a gun!
He had shoot Hermoine!
"Ron this is what you get for leaving me! Your one love you
called her! I act like a B****** for f***** hell! I was up all last
night crying then Severus says he is leaving me..."
"You were dating Prof.Snape and me Draco how could
you?Honestly for f**** sake!"
"Don't I get a F***** say in this! I loved her forever since I met
her! I LOVE HER I LOVE YOU HERMOINE"
He went over to Hermoine she was laying on the floor he picked
her up and started crying then he kissed her but she wasn't dead!
(Hahahahahaha bet you didn't see that one coming)
"Harry...Harry I love you!"Then she was gone forever!
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!"....No jus' kidding!
She was not dead she was in a coma!They were now in the
Hospital wing Hermoine was sitting up and telling Severus she
would not marry him 'cos of her love of Harry.
"Severus, I can't marry you darling. I decided I can't marry a man
who hasn't washed his hair for fifteen years!"
"But..."
"Also I don't love you. I don't even like you. In fact I spat in your
bean soup."
"Ergh..."
"And I'm gonna marry Harry, cos his hair -although untidy- is
nowhere near as greasy as yours. Besides why marry a teacher
when I can marry a Quidditch star?"
And so that was the end of it. Snape threw a chair at Hermione and
failed her in potions for the rest of her life.
Then Snape ran away from Hogwarts and Married a hooker named
Laura!
Hermoine married Harry and lived happily ever after. Until they
couldn't afford their 29 children and Harry sold them all for
scientific experiments.
Draco and Ron made up and got married.
The End!
P.S Laura's full name is Laura Danielle Castle (LAURA SUCKS!) and she quit being a being hooker and became a brothel owner!And also worked in it!
P.P.S Laura is Cool! She is not a hooker and wouldn't own a
brotherl if the author of this fic paid her a million galleons!
P.P.P.S Sorry that was my sis!