A/N: Still Lucy :D
Chapter 48:
"Ebomby!" he shooted, "Morty mcFlie is dead!"
"WAT?1" I shouted, knuckling over a chair as I stud.
"It's ture!" he cried, "He got stuck in tim, and when he tried to get out, TIM SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE!11!"
"NOOOOOOO!1!" I yielded, "He was my only farther!"
I fell to the ground and cried. It made me nauticous because I was crying out all my blood. I cried sum moar.
:suddenly, Vampyr walkid in an swa me on da floor." EBONY! He shooted, "Whyr u crying?"
I luked up at him with depression filde eyes.
"Becos I'm always cring you!" I WA S SO sad thad no 1 understood me. Vampir looked at Vodderrmat and asced, "Satyr! Wat is rong wit ebeoby?1"
"Sheis having a metal breakdance becos tim keeled her farther"
"SHE'S having a mental breakdown?1!1!" he creamed?
Mortitia wouldhave wanted you to neove on sad Voldetrix.
"ok' I said. I stuud up off the ground and hided my emoticons for luther. I coud cri when thy buk of my immurtle waz ded. I turnd to Voldemint. Snap wolked in.
"wut is it you wnted tuh tolk aboot wit us?" I asxed, shreksily.
Voldemurt lodded.
"I wanhed to talk 2 u about somefang (geddit? Cos im a tigger?)" he talked, "I discovered risentlie a bok that iz conTROLLing out grimer gudness. It iz culled… … ….. … …"
"SOMGZ!111!" WE ALL SHOOTED.
"are you being serious?1 THE mistery book of BRAYL is coursing us to not speak in an understandbl way for oder pplez?" fasked snap?
"NO YOU FORGETTIBLE ROBES!" screamed tommy r. "I'm trying tu bild the suzpenx! Simpletoms!"
"then wut iz de book called, Zorro?"
"It's called….. …. …."
"-"
"SHUTTHEFUCKUPENOBBY! …MY IMMYTOL!1111!"
I cryd.
A/N: I'll be honest: I can't read most of this. It makes ME cry. Continue on, though. Please?