PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT SPORTING THEATER
BY BARRYLAWN
CHAPTER 4
HEY PEOPLE REMEMBER THIIIIS sorry i havnt ritten for this in while but then i started writin phoenix wright asinine crossovers then i had exams then i was writing phoenix wright vs santa claus and then i started workin with jakkid166 and icantyping in the ultimate collab and THEN i started playin fates of discord on ace attorneys online and de 4 case of contempt of court in contempted court records so i had lots of shit t do
but dont worry its bac now i hope
phoenix the ghost sneak into town as a ghost because he killed his self with objectionati
he looked at the time, it was february 4 2017
"wait WHAT" shouted phoenix "how did it be so long" but then he remembered all his adventures in other worlds and with santa clauz and the new years party and his adventures with jakkid barrylawn and icantpying and also how he wasnt ghost any more "ohhh h hh yeahhh" said phoenix "those were some fun times"
he looked at his phone and saw it was management
"PHOENIX WRIGHT
IF YOU DONT DO SOMETHING AWESOME
THE FIC WILL BE UNSPORKABLE BORING
AND YOUR FRIENDS WONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO IT
SO WELL KILL THEM
YOUR FRIEND
THE MANAGEMENT"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELL KILL THEM" said phoenix "i gotta save dem somehow"
phoenix ran to the police station to ask about the sporking theater
"ha ha ha" laughed the chief of police to his face "im sorry but heh we dont know any sporkin theater"
"HA HA HA" laughed the police around "no idea"
"ok" said phoenix "but wait how do u not know they go round kinapping people and make em read bad fanfics and iamawrighter fanfics and also pedophile shit how do u not know them"
"shut up" said chief of police "i mean were tryin our hardest here man"
"u guys are suspicious, i bet your WORKIN FOR THE-"
but then he got knocked out from behind
phoenix woke up locked in the celler of the police department
"where am me" siad phoenix
just then the door opened and the dark figure came down
when he was down, he saw it was chief policeman
"mr chief helllp" said phoenix
"no" said cheif and he grinned evilly and he took out his badge and showed it to nick and he gasped and looked at him again AND IN A SHOCKING PLOT TWIST HE RECOGNIZED HIS FACE
IT
WAS
HARRY POTTER!
"WHAT" shouted phoenix "HARRY POTTER? wait where does this fic even fit in the timeline?"
"after new years turnabout" said harry
"AFTER NEW YEAR?! BUT THEN THAT MEANS YOUVE COMMITED 100S OF ATROCITIES"
"uhhh 3 or 4?" said harry
"NO" shouted phoenix grabbing a piece of wood "ILL BANG YOU"
"gay"
"NO LIKE THIS"
phoenix bang the wood on his head
"damn... not here" said harry as he fell down because hes weak as shit without raindeer power or dark power giving him cheat power because hes a cheater and a weak ass one too
phenix tied harry to the pole so he cudnt escape
"now harry what are u doin here"
"fuck off" said harry
"are u helping the management
"NOOOOO"
"so u are"
"u dumbas dont u know what no means" said harry
"yea but u cud have meant "know" as in "i know i am"
"not"
"fuck"
harry tried to kick phenix and it hit him in dick but it didnt hurt cause hes harry potter and hes weak
phoenix laughed and laughed
"AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH" laughed phoenix "YOU POOR BASTARD YOU CANT FIGHT WIHOUT CHEA-"
"ey wats goin on ere" said a voice and phoenix turned to see damon gant
"chief gant" said harry "hes tryin to expose the fanfiction sporking theatre"
"he WAT" said gant "you CANT, it make us FAMOUS, cause they spork our fics and make dem even funnyer wit their own humor"
"wait wat" said phoenix
"POLICE GET MR WRIGHT" shouted gant and then everyone surrounded him
"NO STOP" shouted phoenix "OOOOOOOOOBBBBBJJEEEEECTION" he tried to yell but someone threw a pie in his face
"suppies" shouted gant "now eat all dat while we arrest u for mastering objectionati which is illegal"
phoenix looked around for an escape but there was nowere everyone in all the police communitys in the world war there to arrest phoenix to stop him from stealing the fanfic authors fame
phoenix grab his fist and went to run at the poli
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
just then i appeared next to phoenix
"BARRYLAWN YOUR HERE" said phoenix
and then i grabbed him and threw him into gants hands cause by tryin to stop the fan friction sporkin theater he was WORKIN AGAINST ME!
OHHHH SHIT
TO BE CONTINUED