Rule 2a. Bobcats, wolverines, mountain goats.
"Hey boss! Look at my awesome new pet!" Darui exclaimed, holding it out.
"Is that a mountain goat?" A asked, extremely confused.
"Yup! Because you said no wolves or mountain lions or anything like that."
"I suppose I did." A conceded. "But why a mountain goat?"
Darui looked at him like he was an idiot. "Because mountain goats are cool. Duh."
A sweatdropped. "Okay..." He said, turning away.
"Oh, yeah! C has this new pet wolverine he found on his last mission!"
A swiveled back around. "Seriously?! You know what, whatever. As long as it doesn't maul anyone.
"Kay boss!" Darui practically skipped out the door, passing Mabui on her way in.
She squealed as she came in. "Look at what I found in my kitchen this morning Raikage-sama! Can I keep her?"
A stared at the bobcat in her arms. "Fine. Whatever. I don't care anymore."
"Thanks!" She said, turning to leave the room.
A lifted his head to the ceiling. "Sometimes I hate my subordinates."