Neko: Well I'm glad that fight is over.
Makenshi: Good, now let's get out of here.
Neko: No you can't because I'm keeping you guys in here so ha-ha!
Everyone: WHY US!
Neko: I still need more extras so you guys are going to keep switching a lot. So GOOD LUCK!
Crux: Neko doesn't own Final Fantasy: Unlimited or Disney. If she did, she would've turned this fanfic into an anime already.
A rooster crows from the prop house. Lisa comes out from the house in her Belle attire. Although the dress is a bit longer and her hair was tied into a low pony tail with a blue ribbon. She carries a basket with a book inside. Lisa starts walking up the bridge and starts singing.
"Little town, it's a quiet village. Everyday like the one before. Little town, full of little people waking up… to... say..."
"Bonjour!" Pist sings as he open his window shutters.
"Bonjour!" Nav comes out of a bakery window and sings.
"Bonjour!" Herba sings as she shakes the dust from the blanket from the window.
"Bonjour!" Oscha sings as he's a chimney sweep
"Bonjour!" Madoushi sings in those executions wall thingies they had.
Lisa walks into a busily town. "There goes the baker with his tray like always," Nav suddenly changes into a baker outfit carrying a tray of bread. Lisa continues singing.
"The same old and rolls to sell. Every morning just the same. Since the morning that we came. To this poor provincial town…"
"Good morning Belle!" Nav greets her.
"Morning Monsieur." Lisa greeted Nav back.
"Where are you off to?"
"Oh the book shop, I just finished the most wonderful story of a about a bean stalk and an ogre and a..." before Lisa finishes Nav interrupts her. "That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!" Nav shouts and Lisa just walks away from him.
"Look, there she goes," Madoushi and Herba sang "that girl is strange, no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?"
"Never part of any crowd." Cid sang
"'Cause her head's up on some cloud." Bolbo sang and accident cut off Nav's mustache.
"AHHHHH! MY MUSTACHE!" Nav cried in despair. "Hey there ain't no crying in the move until the end." Neko said with an anger mark on her forehead.
"No denying that funny girl, that Belle!" Sagi and Moogle sang.
Lisa jumped on a moving wagon with Oscha driving.
"Bonjour!" Oscha sang.
"Good day!" Bolbo sings back.
"How is your family?" Oscha sang while still driving.
"Bonjour!" Herba sang to Moogle.
"GOOD DAY!" Moogle sang back.
"How is your wife?" Herba sang and began to walk out of there.
Aura comes as "the wife" in and hits Moogle with Kaze's magun that is off. (So that's where his magun went ha!)
"I need, six eggs!" Sagi yells while trying to keep his –err her ten babies from falling off.
"That's too expensive." Moogle sang to Madoushi who's trying to buy a vase.
"There must be more then this provincial life! Lisa hops off the cart and jumps into the book shop.
"Ah Belle." Mr. Hayakawa greets Lisa.
"Good morning," Lisa greets him "I came to return the book I borrowed." Lisa takes the book out of the basket and hands it to Mr. Hayakawa.
"Finished already?" Mr. Hayakawa asked astonished and puts the book on the window shelf.
"Oh! I couldn't put it down, do you have anything new?" Lisa asked as she went up the ladder looking at the books on the book shelf.
"Not since yesterday." Mr. Hayakawa laughs.
"That's all right I'll borrow… this one!" Lisa takes out a dark blue book and hands it to Mr. Hayakawa.
Mr. Hayakawa takes the book and looks at it closely with his glasses.
"That one! You've read it twice!" Mr. Hayakawa laughs.
"Well, it's my favorite!" Lisa swings over the ladder. "Far off places, daring swordfights. Magic spells, and a prince in disguise!"
M. Hayakawa hands her the book back. "Well if you like it all that much it's yours."
"But sir!" Lisa protests.
"I insist!" Mr. Hayakawa says and eaves her goodbye as she's going out.
"Well thank you. Thank you very much!" Lisa goes off reading the book.
Pist, Oscha, and Madoushi was watching them in the window but quickly turns away from the window and act like nothing has happened. Then turns to watch Lisa go off while reading her book.
"Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well." They all sang.
While Lisa goes through some obstacles like jumping rope, and Herba takes out a bucket of water and pours it into the gutter and the water was about to hit Lisa but dodged it with her Kigen Arts.
"HEY! THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!" Neko yells from her director chair. "But I couldn't dodge any other way!" Lisa yells back at Neko. "Ok, just that and nothing else unless needed." Neko wagged her finger in a "don't-you-dare-you-ever-do-that-again" mother wag.
"With a dreamy far off look." The freaky mermaid girl from the episode where they were stuck in the ocean puzzle asking about all the riddles.
"And her nose stuck in a book." Moogle sang.
"What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle!" Everyone sang together.
Lisa sits on the fountain Indian-style reading the book.
"Oh, isn't this amazing…" as Moogle, Fungo, and Madoushi was dressed up as a sheep while they were aggravated that I actually got to play them as a sheep.
Then as Mary Hayakawa was washing the clothes she walks away from Lisa in a bad attitude. And I don't know why because that's what happened in the movie.
"It's my favorite part because, you'll see…" Lisa pointed to the sheep the picture of a boy and girl sitting together looking at a white castle.
"Here is where she meets Prince Charming." Moogle eats the top left-hand corner of the page.
"But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three." Lisa sang while retuning back to reading her book flipping the pages quickly as Cid the Shepard runs after his flock.
Nav is in a shop where he's trying to get a new mustache since Bolbo cut it off by accident in the beginning of the song. While Fungo is helping him try out mustaches.
"Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty." Her looks got no parallel." Nav sang in a high voice which shatters a window while Neko sweatdrops.
Fungo was holding up a mirror for Nav trying out mustaches.
"But behind that fair façade, I'm afraid she's rather odd. Very different from the rest of us." Fungo sang.
"She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle." Everyone sang. Lisa walked over the cart hitting Pist in the chin making him pass out.
Then geese were flying an in V but there was a white swan with a crown on top.
"WAIT STOP!" Neko yells and everyone stops.
"Wait don't shoot that swan!" Neko goes up in cherry picker and gets the stuffed swan.
"Phew that was close." Neko hugged the stuffed swan.
"And why did we stop? It was almost my big part in the song!" The Earl whined at Neko.
"Easy because someone put my poor Queeny as a fake goose instead of the other one." Neko said while still hugging her stuff animal. "So who put it there?" Lisa asked Neko in a concerned way.
Then Neko's eyes lit up in fire. "It must be Horny-buns! Horny-buns must've done it!" Everyone was looking at her wide-eyed.
"Horny-buns? Who is that?" Lisa asked Neko. "He's one of my friends from school. He must've done this after we were IMing each other this morning. I'm going to hurt Horny-buns as soon as we get back to school this Friday."
"And I don't wanna ask why you gave him the nickname of Horny-buns." Ai said while her eye was twitching wondering why the Neko nickname her friend "Horny-buns."
"Oh well, just lemmie change this for a sec!" Neko jumped from the cherry picker and ran to get her pet dog's (Which happens to be my dog Lady) fake goose. And came back with it and hung it up back from the sky scenery. Neko ran back to her chair and yelled "OK AND ACTION!"
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"WHERE'S THE ACTION!" Neko yelled from her chair.
"I don't have a gun!" The Earl yelled back.
"Fine!" Neko went into a box of anime props that she "borrowed" from other animes and got out a toy squirt gun and threw it to The Earl. "Use that one!"
"But it's a stupid toy!" The Earl snapped back.
"Just shoot it!" Neko snapped back at The Earl.
The Earl took the toy squirt gun pulled the trigger which emitted a bright blue light that shot through the laptop the Neko was typing on and through her wall. Fungus waited for one of the geese to fall down into the sack.
"Hey! Where's the geese!" Fungus yelled at Neko.
"I guess they must've degenerated from the blast don't worry Fungus you'll have geese to catch." Neko cleared her throat as she went over to her friend Dianna whispering into her ear. Then they both counted
"3…
2…
1….
FIRE IN THE HOLE!" They both pulled down a lever that released mountain full of stuff geese which fell on Fungus since he was a midget again.
"Sankyuu Dianna-san!" Neko said in a sweet voice and hugged her friend. "See ya on Friday at school!" Dianna said back and walked out.
After from the mess that was made by Neko and Dianna we go back to our regularly schedule.
Fungus catches a goose and puts it in the bag. "Wow! You didn't miss a shot Gaston! You're the greatest hunter in the world!" Fungus said cheering him.
"I know!" The Earl said trying to look all high and mighty.
"No beast alive stands a chance against you, and no girl for that matter." Fungus snickered
"It's true Le Fou! And I've my eyes set on that one!" The earl said pointing the gun at Lisa.
"The inventor's daughter?" Fungus asked astonishes.
"She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry!" The Earl puts Fungus in a headlock.
"Good luck with that one." Fungus muttered under his breath. "What did you say to me Fungus?" The Earl snapped at him.
The Earl quickly getting back into character. "The most beautiful girl in town!"
"I know…" Fungus tried to say but The Earl grabs him by the collar.
"That makes her the best. And I don't I deserve the best?" The Earl said threaten Fungus.
The Earl started to sing "Right from the moment I met her, saw her, I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there's only she. Who us beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle."
Then we have our triplets as Fabula in the red dress, Aura in the green dress, and Lou in the yellow one.
The all sing like The Earl is cute (which he's not EW!).
"Look, there he goes! Isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gaston! Oh, he's so cute! Be still, my heart! I'm hardly breathing! He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!" They all faint with sighs.
"EXCEPT FOR KAZE-SAMA!" Lou yelled out.
"Keep in character!" Neko yelled at Lou.
Lisa made her way into the crowd while The Earl was having trouble. Although the crowd is just made up of all my friends and FF: U fan lovers.
"Bonjour!" Nav sings
"Pardon!" The Earl said trying to make his way through the crowd.
"Good day." Oscha sings.
"Mais oui!" Pist sings.
"You call this bacon?" Mary sang.
"What lovely grapes!" Herba sings.
"Some cheese…" Fungo sings.
"Ten yards…" Moogle sings.
"One pound…" the mermaid girl sings.
"Please let me through!" The Earl sang in an opera voice.
"This bread…" Joe sings (Mr. Hayakawa if you lost rack already)
"Those fish…" Aura sings.
"It's stale!" Lou sings
"Madame's mistaken." Fabula sings.
"There must be more than this provincial life!" Lisa sings in her dramatic spotlight.
"Just watch as I'm going to make Belle my wife!" The Earl sings but nobody seems to be paying attention to him.
"Look, there she goes, a girl who's strange but special, a most peculiar mademoiselle." The Earl quickly goes into a house and climbs onto the roof following Lisa.
"It's a pity and a sin. She doesn't quite fit in. 'Cause she really is a funny girl. A beauty but funny girl. She really is a funny girl that Belle!" Everyone sings and holds it for a while.
"Bonjour!" Fungo sings.
"Bonjour!" Herba sings.
"Bonjour!" Moogle sings.
"Bonjour!" Mary sings.
"Bonjour!" The Earl sings.
AND DONE!
Neko: Phew! That was a long chapter. 15 PAGES! Took me the whole day! Ok here are the author notes.
Horny-buns: Horny-buns is indeed a friend at my school. But at school I call everyone by their nicknames I give them. And during our class trip to Atlanta. At lunch, he and Michii-san (another one of my friends) were talking to each other and he said honey-buns. But Michii-san thought he said Horny-buns. So I stuck the name with it. HAHA!
Queeny: Queeny is a Sanrio friend but didn't get really popular so they stopped making merchandise of her. I've been known by my friends to have a lot of stuff animals.
Toy squirt gun that is very deadly: I "borrowed" that from the anime Excel Saga in the episode where Iwata, Sumiyoshi, Watanabe, and Yuya training to be civil servants.
Neko: I hope that cleared some questions that you may have. Until next time review!
Everyone: DON'T!
Neko: Oh shut up/b
