Disc: I don't own KHR.

Warn: Failed humor, 2YL, absurd, a slight 2795 fluff.


Summary: In which Tsunayoshi Sawada questioned the two sun guardians' neutrality towards the sun's heat.

Rated: K+

Extra note: Tsunayoshi is 16 years old, while Reborn (by his appearance) is 3 years old. Following after the manga.


Tsunayoshi Sawada was hot that summer.

And by hot; I mean literally hot. As in parched from the dreaded heat of the sun kind of hot. The sun as shining brightly that day when his famiglia–with the exception of Kyouya Hibari and Mukuro Rokudo, of course–had to train in Italy during their Summer Break.

They were training outside of the Vongola Mansion; in the open-spaced field not so far away from the mansion, since before dawn. Yet the brunet was already drenched by his own sweat even before 11 A.M. But he was not the only one; even Takeshi Yamamoto had already shed a few sweats of his own. Well not that he would complain, they were having one of Reborn's Hellish Spartan training for 8 straight hours–10 for Tsunayoshi–and was straining under the heat of a clear-shining sun above their heads; so it was common to see even the athletic baseball star to already beginning to sweat by the time. It was a miracle if he didn't.

As for the other sports lover, Ryohei Sasagawa; he didn't even have a single sweat on him on his face–or even body. Just a blinding grin plastered on the teen's face; demanding more training from the ex-Sun Arcobaleno under the dreaded heat. Which the said toddler hit-man smirked in approval, much to the rest of the famiglia's disapproval–from time-to-time, Chrome Dokuro had learned to out-spoke her own opinion more loudly and beginning to be more independent from Mukuro, much to the latter's pleasure, since a two years ago; and becoming less-and-less timid and nervous when in front of many people.

Before the two Sun and Storm guardians began their daily arguing; Takeshi went in front–between the two hot-headed teens–with hands in a calming gesture.

"Now, now, Hayato, senpai; how about we eat first before training again? It would be a shame to waste the girls' hard work for cooking lunch for us, right?" smiling care-freely. Watching Hayato Gokudera clicked his tongue in annoyance and Ryohei yelling, "I extremely forgot about that!" but both agreed nonetheless.

So the six walked–sat on Ryohei's head, in Reborn's case–their way to the elegant and vast main dining room of the Vongola Mansion; seeing the girls had already finished cooking and was setting the food on the long rectangle richly-carved mahogany table.

"Finished training already?" Kyoko Sasagawa asked, as she sat down on the chair in front of her.

Tsunayoshi nodded; sitting down next to the orangette. "Yeah, by the way what did you guys make today?" as a butler placed a plate of freshly cooked cheese-mushroom fettuccine and a glass of water in front of him.

Kyoko smiled, "cheese-mushroom fettuccine and some cookies if you want some." She offered.

The brunet drank his water in one gulp, now a bit fresh after cooling down his quenched throat. "Ah, maybe after the afternoon tea, Kyoko-chan. And thanks."

The teenager chuckled slightly, pouring the teen's glass with another round of water. "Thirsty, Tsuna-kun?"

Tsunayoshi grinned, "very." sipping his water once more, and started to eat his lunch in content.

After a few minutes; Ryohei had already finished his portion and shouted to everyone to pick up the pace as he wanted to train once more. One wondered why was he pumped out about training since the start of the break; and he said, "I don't know why! But I feel like I have the extreme energy to do more extreme things during this extreme summer!" as everyone shook their heads in defeat.

"We're already eating as quick as we can, Turf-top! Or else you'll make the Tenth choke for eating that fast!" Hayato shouted back.

"What was that Octopus-head!" the silveret shouted again at the other.

"Now, now," Takeshi interfered. "Senpai; you could train by yourself for a bit, while the rest of us eat. How about that?" the raven reasoned and the silveret nodded in agreement.

"I'll extremely see you all again later!" and Ryohei practically ran out of the dining room; making the rest–minus Reborn, Lambo, I-Pin, and Bianchi–sweat-dropped at the former's energetic antics.

Tsunayoshi laughed nervously, as he ate his food again. Thinking how on Earth did his Sun guardian could keep training under the heat. Then it clicked his mind.

Oh yeah, Reborn was wearing his usual black suit but didn't even sweat for a bit. Did he even feel a bit hot wearing those? he wondered; as spoon was aimed to his forehead in a fast speed. Making him fell back on his chair to the floor. His forehead was bleeding a little.

"Tenth/Tsuna/Tsuna-kun/Tsuna-san/Boss!" Panicked, Hayato, Takeshi, and Kyoko rushed to the brunet's side; checking if the said teen was okay.

"Are you alright Tsuna-kun?" Tsunayoshi nodded weakly before sitting back up with the help of his Storm and Rain guardian and muttered a small "thanks Hayato, Takeshi." to both the raven and the silveret.

While rubbing his bloodied forehead; the brunet shot the toddler hit-man an accusing look as the latter gave him an innocent look and smirked in return.

"Care to share something in that tiny mind of yours, Dame-Tsuna?" Tsunayoshi stiffened, but sighed. Knowing he couldn't walk out from the room without telling what his tutor wanted, or having bruises from the said tutor.

"...well, I was just wondering why aren't you feeling hot after being under the sun for a long period of time, even if you wore your usual black suit. And Onii-san too, why is he still so energetic after having your...training for 8 straight hours under the sun?"

There was a pregnant silence in the room, before Chrome spoke her thought. "Maybe it's because they're the "Sun" guardian, Boss?"

Everyone–except the toddler hit-man–eyed the purplette; before the latter continued her sentence. "Since they need the sun's heat to power-up their stamina...? So that's why they're not affected by the heat...I guess..." a slight blush spread through her cheeks because of the sudden attention she received.

Reborn smirked; already finished eating his lunch. "A very...creative answer, Chrome. Not so close, but it's a good try." the said teenager blushed deepen from the compliment.

Now looking at Tsunayoshi; the ex-Arcobaleno member cocked his Glock 9 at him.

"Since you already have the answer, Dame-Tsuna; I expect you to triple up your training." Before the said teen could protest, he continued. "Now."

Tsunayoshi glared at his tutor, before muttering, "I hate you, Reborn." which was returned with a smirk by the said toddler.

"I already knew that, Dame-Tsuna." A sadistic glint on the tutor's eyes. "Now drop and give me two-hundred laps around the Vongola Mansion."

END


AN: Lol. So I got the idea from reading a fanfic, but I forgot in which one. Oh well.

As you may know, this is a series of one-shots. So many aren't connected with each other. Maybe some will, but I'm not so sure, tho... ^^;

I hope I didn't make them too ooc. ^^;

I hope this failed fanfic wont clobber your eyes because of the lack of grammar and typos.

Anyway, any feedbacks would be nice, thank you. :)


Edited [15.09.2013]