Hello guys! Didn't have too much time to write this, but I wanted you to read some fluff today so…
Enjoy!
- Star, what is it? – Sir Adam asked, seeing the princess laughing really loud–
- It's just… Have you done something bad ever in your life, Adam?
- How bad?
- Like really bad. Like, if you do this, you're doomed. But you still need to do it, so you just ignored all the warnings and simply went through it?
- I… I did something like that once, Star
- And what came up for doing that?
- I'm still not sure… But this is about the Oracle of Mewni, right?
Star nodded, starting her story
Every Queen of the Butterfly Dynasty had to do this test. They were no exceptions, and they couldn't talk about the test with their descendants until every single one of them faced the Oracle.
So Moon had to shut up. She didn't tell anything to her daughter. She just watched her crossing the portal into the confines of the Universe and beyond that, into that strange place where there was no hunger, no rage, no love, only three things existed there:
The Oracle, the Chosen One (in this case, Star), and time
- So, what do we do now? – The girl asked, staring at a gigantic, unblinking eye –
- Now you show me what you've been through – the eye spoke in her head – You don't have to focus on anything in special, because I can see everything. However, if you want to talk about some of your experiences, you can do it
- Okay… - Star responded, wondering how an enormous eye could have the ability to hear anything at all –
She felt how the eye was staring at her memories. Her life as an infant in Mewni
- You are very problematic, Star Butterfly
- Correction! – She protested – I was very problematic! I think I don't cause so many troubles now that I'm older…
- What a fantastic way to start your training with the wand on Mewni. You burned half of the kingdom…
- FYI, you rude eyeball, I learned how to control my wand. I'm wiser now… I guess
- Oh, so you consider yourself wiser, even though you have this tendency to run away from your problems. How naive of you.
- I don't run away from my problems! I solved lots of them during my time on Earth!
- I guess that's technically correct. Even though you created those troubles yourself
- Leave me alone
- Sorry princess – the eye replied – You're stuck with me for the next three weeks
- Wait – Sir Adam interrupted – He said all those things just in day one?
Star nodded
- And he kept repeating them, for the next twenty days
- And you didn't punch him or something?
- All that he was saying was right, Adam. So I guess I didn't need to. Not until the last day…
- I have my verdict, Star Butterfly. I'll tell you what path you'll have to take for the rest of your days
- I'm eager with excitement – the mentioned replied, rolling her eyes –
- Was that sarcasm, princess?
- You know what? Yes, it was. I just want this absurd experience to end, I just want you to say whatever you want, so I can make my way out of this empty hole and comeback to Earth
- Oh really? And what's so important about Earth?
- Marco Diaz, my husband for the last nineteen years and my boyfriend for whatever time we have left on his home planet
- I guess you enjoyed your star at Planet Orbillium. So sad that you'll be forgetting about that soon, once your body readjusts to the original timeline. Your timeline
Star remained silent
- The timeline where Marco Diaz doesn't belong
- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? – She snapped, realizing that, after all, it was possible to feel things in that empty void lost between the dimensions –
- If my calculations are correct, and believe me, they are, that Earth boy will be your downfall.
- Explain
- With pleasure. You'll see, you're destined to become the greatest Queen in the history of Mewni, you'll be a lighthouse of hope in dark times, a heroine in many battles to come, and a legend after your passing
- And what about Marco?
- If you keep that boy close to you, you'll lose everything; you'll be just one more stone in the mountain of Mewni's regular, decent rulers. You'll be lost in history
- So there is a timeline where I can be with Marco… forever?
- I've never said forever, a few years more, if luck is on your side
- And you're telling me this… why?
- As a warning, Star Butterfly. The worst thing that can happen to you… Is stay with Marco Diaz
- I see… So this whole stupid future reading is over now?
For all response, the Oracle of Mewni opened a portal in front of her
- Be careful with your future, Star…
Before crossing back to her homeland, the princess of Mewni said, in a harsh tone:
- I've never been careful in my life. And I'm not going to start being now.
At the other said, Moon was waiting for her:
- So – the Queen asked – How was it?
- That Oracle is an asshole
- Star, language!
- Sorry. That Oracle is an asshole… Mom
- I see. He gave you the whole "the one you love is not for you" speech, right?
- How did you know?
- He said the same thing about me and River when I faced him. And I don't know if I'm going to be remembered as a great Queen, but I know I made the best of choices marrying him. Because from that love is where you came from, Star
- So you think me and Marco…
- Oh, you're the cutest couple I've ever seen darling!
- Mom, you're embarrassing me!
- She's embarrassing me too, Star
The princess turned around to see the boy of her dreams, Marco Diaz, coming out of nowhere
- Your mother… I mean, your majesty, thought a little invisibility spell would be a good idea to give you a surpr…
She didn't let him finish, running to his arms and embracing him tightly
- So, you missed me, princess? – He asked, blush evident in his face –
- Shut up and kiss me, future king of Mewni
- Your stories always end up with a kiss or a hug, right Star?
She nodded, but then frowned
- There was a time… when I didn't wanted Marco to hug me
- And why was that?
- I'll tell you tomorrow Adam, ok? Good night
- Good night, Star…
Let's play The Request Game again, ok guys? You know how this goes: Answer this question and send me a request. If your answer is correct, I'll write your request.
The question tonight is a really easy one, and related to tomorrow's chapter:
What is the name of the Mewnian equivalent of human puberty?
Have a good night people!
See you tomorrow!