A/N: a new record! Two chapters posted in one day! Yay me!

BPOV

"EMMETT!" Rosalie screamed. "What were you thinking? You could have killed someone!"

Even I had to admit, Rosalie looked downright scary when she was mad. Emmett must have thought so too, because he didn't even try to point out I was the only one who could die.

"Rose, Alice, I'm sorry. I thought-" he was cut off by a still-angry Rosalie.

"No. that's it. No kissing for a week!" Rose said.

"But Rose!" Emmett was begging

I looked over to see Jasper laughing hysterically.

"Um, Jasper?" I said." We could really use your help right about now."

Nah. This is too funny. She's yelling at him more than when ha painted her BMW hunter green." He replied between laughs

EPOV (Edward)

"Really, Jazz." I said, looking concerned for Emmett. "Rose or Alice are about to kill Emmett on the spot." I finished

"Fine. But for the record, I still think it's funny." Jasper said

BPOV

Almost instantly Alice and Rose stopped yelling and looked calmer. Instead they just glared at Emmett, who looked like a cornered puppy. Just the Carlisle and Esme came out of the house to see what all the yelling was about.

"What in the World happened?" Carlisle asked after looking from the girls and Emmett, to the pile of splinters, back to Emmett and the girls. Alice and Rosalie began to yell at Emmett once again.

"QUIET!" I yelled. Everyone quieted down. Carlisle and Esme turned to look at me.

"What happened dear?" Esme asked.

"Well, you know Alice had a surprise for us." I began. They nodded "So, Emmett started bouncing, and Alice pulled the sheet off her surprise. Then Emmett got really excited over the bubbles, backed up ands started running."

"Oh no" Esme said.

"Alice and Rosalie yelled for him to stop, but it was too late. Next thing I know, Rosalie tells me to cover my ears, and Edward pushes me down. Then there was a huge crash and well, you can see the damage." I pointed to the pile of splinters.

"Emmett. Is this true?" Carlisle asked

"No." Emmett replied. Esme looked at him.

"Maybe?" this time everyone glared. If looks could kill, Emmett would have been dead 12 times over right now.

"Fine. Yes! It is true! Alice and Rose yelled at me, then Jazz made them calm and Rose said no kissing for a week!" Emmett exclaimed.

"No video games for a month." Esme finished the conversation." And you owe Alice a new hot tub. You must get a job to pay her back."

"NOOOOOO!" Emmett looked like if vampires could cry, he'd be bawling his eyes out.