Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed my story, I really appreciate it! Honestly, when I got home from my vacation and saw 6 reviews I was shocked. I never expected to even get one so thank you so very very much! It made me a happy child. =)

Without further ado, here we go everyone, chapter 4!

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! (What the absolute hell! You just contridicted yourself! How in the world is that even possible? How can you not even spell your own self-inserted characters name right? But whatever you say Tara, ENOBY nut mary sue. Got it.) DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! ( dey nu eechodder b4 ok! (No, you turned Draco into a queer and that's why he's acting different. Not because he's in love with your original character after meeting her three chapters ago, and technically only going on one date together after saying "hi." I mean, I always grab at the chance to go out with someone when they say hi to me too!)

"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (yelling at him in question format will get him to tell you nothing you little bitch. Plus I do believe a better question would be, why are we in the Forbidden Forest!)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. (Wasn't the car flying a second ago? The way I see it you would plummet to your deaths right about now! But either way, eureka! The drugs are finally starting to kick in! Don't do drugs kids, it will make you do stupid things like walk out of a flying car.)

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.(I'd ask that too if I was still alive after plummeting to my most certain death. He parked the car in midair! Seriously, how in the world is she still alive?)

"Ebony?" he asked.(No, no, no it's ENOBY Draco! You got the letters mixed up!)

"What?" I snapped. (Don't be snapping at Draco, Enoby! Alls he did was say your name. No need to lose control.)

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness (In the books I never really thought Draco as an evil child of Satan, just a spoiled little brat, not an evil gothic dude.) and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (Ok let me get this straight, because he is wearing red contacts you aren't extremely mad anymore for whatever reason you were in the first place? That's disturbing.)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. (Just as you what? Stabbed yourself in the face? Everyone would appreciate that.) Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. (hahaha keenly! That's like a catchphrase from the late 60's. Save the environment! Don't make out smartly against a tree! Only you can prevent forest fires! Seriously free cookies to anyone who can figure out how someone can "keenly" lip-lock. )

He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (Your bra? Badass! I am guessing that it is nice when engaging in sexual behavior that the bra is not on the body.) Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (He put his tortilla chip into her salsa and they ate chips and salsa for the very first time! How descriptive that was.)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. (I am starting to need some brain bleach.) We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. (Vampires have no body temperature because they have no blood,thus meaning they cannot get warm.)And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore! (HAHAHAHAHA! I think the first time I read that I was laughing for ten minutes straight! This line never gets old!)

Again, thanks to everyone who gave me revoeiws or has read my story. Chapter 5 will be up tomorrow.