(A/N Private Message me for opinions on THE dream and thanks to spreadurwingsandfly311 for the awesome ideas!)
The flock rushed out of their rooms. Always eager to eat. I smiled, and Fang looked at me quizzically. I shook my head to tell him it wasn't important. After we rushed out and into a neighboring Chinese restaurant, I began a long to-the-point speech.
"Alright guys, so we haven't been attacked for over two weeks, so that's good, right?" I received nods from the flock. "And because my chip is out, they're tracking us some other way. So, Fang and I have been researching and… we found the perfect city to have a real life." Everyone's eyes widened and their jaws literally hit the table.
"Tomorrow morning, we fly to Pittsburgh!" Everyone smiled, even gasp Fang! I grinned widely and ordered our food as the waiter walked over. We stuffed our faces and walked back to the hotel, bloated. We dragged ourselves to our consecutive rooms, and I bet everyone else collapsed.
IGGY
I grinned even though my discomfort was increasingly growing. My ear was pressed against the wall closest to Max and Fang's room. Gazzy was developing a new type of bomb on his bed, and I had no clue what the others were doing until,
Thump, thump, thump.
Iggy, let us in! Angel giggled into my head.
"Gazzy, it's Angel and Nudge. Open the door!" I barked. I felt him stand and run to the door. The girls came in and in my head Angel sent me a picture of a, stereo? She hit the play button and a stupid romantic song played. I burst into laughter.
"We're going to play this through the wall to Max and Fang's room!" Angel giggled. Nudge burst into laughter as well. I nodded, still grinning. She pushed the play button and turned the volume up really loud. It was definitely loud enough for Max and Fang to hear, and I smiled evilly.
Fang
Max and I were on the couch, reading a map and deciding where to go to school, when we heard some pretty weird music.
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
I gagged. Max's jaw dropped.
"You've got to be kidding me! This cannot be happening!" Max fumed.
I shrugged, trying to keep myself together.
"C'mon, we need to find a place to get an 'education'" I muttered, putting air quotes around 'education'. Suddenly, the music stopped.
"Thank God for that." Max mumbled. We continued our search, only to be interrupted again.
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings.
The world for once, in
Perfect harmony, with all its living things.
"Holy Sh- Crap. Why me?" Max groaned. I allowed myself a quick grin and resumed searching. I stole a glance at Max, and boy did she look surprised! I raised an eyebrow and she just shook her head. Max stood up and walked into the bathroom. Three minutes later she walked back out with a skimpy nightgown on. My jaw dropped and a new song came on.
Touch my body, get me on the floor!
We both blushed furiously as Max dove under the covers. I stripped down to my boxers and turned off the lights. Due to my raptor vision, I saw Max's lower jaw drop and quickly snap shut. I jumped on the couch and listened to about four more inappropriate songs before finally falling asleep.