A.N. You guys asked for longer chapters, well it so happens I'm feeling generous and the number of reviews definitely had an effect on the decision. Their my crack, GIVE ME MOAR! And I'll continue to deliver.
Chapter III
"Hey Mrs. Dr. P., Dr. P., have you guys seen K.P. around!?" Ron Stoppable shouted as he entered the Possible home, decked out in a Middleton Mad Dogs jersey with green khaki pants he kicked off his shoes and made his way through the house to the kitchen jumping into "his" chair and grabbing a slice of pizza that was on the table.
"snrk." Rufus his long time friend and pet naked mole rat squeaked as he hopped out of one of the many pockets in the baggy pants immediately after the smells permeating the room reached his sensitive nose, scurrying up his owner he began a swan dive from Ron's right shoulder into what looked like heaven on earth in his mind. "CHEESE!"
A slim hand moved lightning fast, catching the rodent before his goal was reached and a feminine giggle followed. "Rufus, what have I told you about-" Dr. Ann Possible stopped her admonishment midway when she saw the pathetic expression on the poor creatures face. "Well, I guess a few slices wont hurt anyone." she gave in standing up from the table and going into the kitchen returning shortly after with another plate which she put besides her own which was empty except for a slightly dirty napkin fork and knife. Taking a couple slices of the Triple Cheese Extravaganza pizza from what was left of the pie she placed it in front of Rufus and gave his head an affectionate rub. "Here you go little guy." turning with a warm smile on her face Ann looked over towards Ron who was, like his pet, busy gobbling up what was going to be the leftovers. Though she couldn't fault him. He was, in her heart another son of hers after all. "I'm sorry Ron," she said getting the blond teens attention, though she really did wish he could use some better table manners. "I haven't seen Kim since this morning, when the two of you left for school." reaching for her glass of water she took a sip. "Did she say anything to you about where she would be tonight?" she was slightly worried, she had no clue about her daughters whereabouts either which was unusual. However, she knew Kim could take care of herself.
Glancing around Ron finally realized that the house seemed vacant sans Rufus, Mrs. Possible, and himself. With a hearty swallow he cleared his throat to speak "No, but she usually tells me about this kinda stuff ya know? I saw her after school during practice but she disappeared before I could find her when it was over." grabbing the last slice of pizza he took a large bite decimating nearly half of it in one go. "I don't think its anything mission related, cause I haven't heard from Wade at all. And if it was something important she would SOOOO tell the Ron-man!" looking around once more Ron asked another question that was slightly bothering him. "Where is Dr. P., Tim, and Jim?"
He didn't catch it because it passed so quickly but a faint frown marred Ann Possibles features for the briefest of moments.
"James was called into work," Ann sighed. The late nights that kept her husband from her were taking a toll, she missed the closeness her family used to have. With James being kept locked away in his lab, Kim always on a mission saving the world or busy with her cheer practices, even the twins rarely spent time with her these days. Couple that with her own hectic schedule and there was very, very little time where she felt as if her family was still a family. "and Jim as well as Tim are grounded so they've been in their room all night."
Well if her husband was too busy to spend time with her, her daughter who knows where, and her son's too angry with her to speak to her. Maybe she could spend the rest of the night talking away her woes with the other 'member' of her family.
"I'll kill you!" Shego screamed as she and Naruto tumbled across the floor in a mass of flailing limbs "You arrogant SON OF A BITCH!" grabbing him by the collar of his shirt she shook him roughly each word punctuated by the sounds of her slamming his head against the wooden floor. 'Why the HELL is he still SMILING!' finally she noticed their position, she was straddling and bouncing on top of his hips. 'Oh. My. GOD!' she raged internally 'He's getting off on this!' "YOU SICK BAST-"
"Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely adorable when you're angry?"
With a scream Shego slapped him hard across the face before leaping off of him and lighting up her plasma, "Get up!" she raged stomping her feet "Get up so I can beat the shit out of you WITHOUT getting you off!" she watched intently as he lifted and kicked his feet into the air bringing his body up into a crouch, that damnable smile still on his face. It pissed her off something fierce! "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL SMILING!" she screamed charging him as he stood.
"Because,"
He parried her blow catching her by the wrist and dragging her body past his flipped her over onto her back, once more on the pink heart shaped loveseat. Before she could react he was on top of her pinning her arms above her head with his legs firmly locking her own from starting any sort of reversal or grapple and fear raced through her mind. He was stronger than her, she knew that. There were no doubts in her mind that if he wanted her by force he could take her. But she was SHE-FUCKING-GO! No way in hell would she beg! "Just get it over with!" she huffed, stopping her struggles and closing her eyes, she wouldn't give him the pleasure of seeing the tears that were building up in her sapphire orbs.
'I don't feel my clothes being torn off,' Shego thought the knotted ball of dread in her stomach demanded she open her eyes, at least too see what was going on and why her assumption had yet to be proven correct. 'nor do I feel like I'm being molested... is the sick fuck just toying with me?' she desperately fought against it, yet the urge was so strong. Not one to give in so easily Shego growled, bucking her hips and feeling him still on top of her issued forth a challenge. "What, scared to do it now you pussy!?" she muttered in a scathing whisper 'Oh god what am I doing?!' "Having second thoughts?" 'Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!' "JUST DON'T PUT YOUR TINY DICK ANYWHERE NEAR MY MOUTH!" 'WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!' "I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING BITE IT OFF!" she screamed.
Maybe it would have been a better idea to just stay quiet and let what happened happen.
"Oh man what did they do!?"
"Well it turns out they both had their first crush-"
"BOO-YAH! That's great! Wait... wait, what's that got too do with them being grounded?"
"I was getting to that, it was on the same girl."
"Oooooooh... Ouch."
"Yes, very much so ouch." Ann rolled her eyes a bit at how excitable Ron could be at times, he was a great boy. She knew that, but his level of maturity at times could be, she searched for the word and could only come up with.
Taxing.
"Anyways as they are prone too, they came up with a plan. Quite genius if they had been able to pull it off, but quite out of the realm of what they could hope to achieve." Ann had to admit that her twin boys definitely had a flair for the dramatic.
The silence was deafening to her ears. Then a faint chuckle, slow to start it broke out in delighted laughter. Unable to resist any longer she opened her eyes and nearly screamed at the close proximity of Naruto's face to her own. Instead she only growled at him.
"That's cute too, but you didn't let me finish."
"Well get off me then!"
"Sorry I'd much rather not have you slamming my head into the ground anymore than necessary." with another chuckle Naruto lowered his head just enough that Shego could feel his breath on her lips. "But as I was going to say, I'm smiling because..." he leaned down and Shego willed herself to turn away from him but found that she couldn't as he lay a chaste kiss atop her lips.
"I'm not even here."
Then he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Leaving a startled and flabbergast Shego alone on the love seat.
"Oh man! What did they do?" Ron had finished off the last of the pizza and was paying rapt attention to every word she said. "Oh snap! I bet they tried to clone her so they wouldn't have to fight over her and then she turned into a giant mutant monster who is rampaging across the world as we speak!" he gave a light chuckle at his joke. "But really what did they do?" looking at Mrs. Possible his eyes bulged at the shocked expression on her face. "...They didn't..."
"Last I heard she was in Paris, assaulting the Louvre."
"Note serious face, Mrs. Dr. P." he pointed at his current expression, which was fairly serious "You're joking with me right?"
Her face remained serious for longer than the span of ten seconds, which caused Ron to start panicking. "Man THAT must be where K.P. is then!" He jumped up grabbing Rufus who emitted a loud squeak at being woken up from his food coma so abruptly. "C'mon buddy! We gotta go save Paris and all sorts of artsy stuff, AGAIN! There's no time to waste! K.P. is probably fighting the twins giant-who-they-wanna-have-as-thier-girlfriend-but-turned-her-into-a-monster-instead right now!" and with that he dashed towards the foyer to put on his shoes.
"Uf fu fu fu." Ann covered her mouth with her fingers as the giggles set in, he really was too easy to tease. Though she didn't expect him to take it to such an extreme level so quickly 'Silly boy, I better stop him before he hurts himself.' with quick quiet steps in comparison to the heavy clunking thumps against the hardwood floors that had been made by the young teen she followed after, she reached to stop him by tapping him on the shoulder with another giggle as she watched him try to tie his shoes only to tie them together.
"Ron, I was only jok-" midway through her sentence, another facet that makes Ron Stoppable who and what he is struck with a vengeance.
His clumsy.
Whipping around the shoes on his feet that were still tied together, tripped the blond teen and he went careening into the first viable support that he could find. A certain doctors chest.
"Whoa!"
Though it sounded more like "Murghfle!" as his head was currently resting in the valley between Ann's breasts, his hands tried to steady him against the woman who was keeping him from face planting onto the floor and latched onto her thin lab coat. A staccato of rapid fire pops sounded off like gunfire as the buttons holding the white uniform, and blouse beneath it shot off revealing creamy skin and the mountainous terrain held at bay by a black lace fringed brassiere. Mind blown by the sight his legs failed him, dragging his startled victim and himself to the ground.
The first thing Ann felt other than the pain that lanced its way up her backside from the collision with the floor. Was the hot, tempo increasing by the second breathing on the sensitive skin of her breasts, eyes wide in shock she struggled to close the cloth of her torn blouse. "Ron!" she cried as she moved the torn fabric together but the teens head was in the way and all she accomplished with her struggles was burying his face deeper into her chest. Opting instead to move his head first, his blond locks were tickling her skin something fierce, she pushed his head down and away from her bosoms.
A bad decision.
With his arms flailing as they were, they found purchase on a different piece of clothing.
The not so short as too be considered obscene but enough too be classed as a mini, black skirt she was wearing.
She felt before she saw it, but the fabric was being pulled down over her hips. Then it happened, she had no clue how his tongue managed to do what it was doing but through the silken cloth of her panties the slick muscle drew itself across her muff with a tantalizing slowness. A startled scream erupted from Ann's lips as she pushed the boy off of her, ignoring the squawk of pain as he tumbled head first into the wall she scrambled to adjust her clothing to cover herself. Red faced she stared at the young man she saw as a son, the blush on her face reaching critical levels she watched as he fumbled onto his feet with his faces color matching her own.
"OMIGOD! I'M SO-SO-SOOO SORRY! MRS. DR. P." Ron prostrated himself in front of her forehead touching the ground, repeating the movement in time with his words bowing before her over and over again. Rufus had jumped out and was mimicking his actions while squeaking apologies as well.
Never one to be angry for too long Ann straightened out her clothing and stood up, using her left hand to keep the fabric of her torn clothing together as her right pulled her skirt back to a proper position. 'It was an accident after all.' she thought to herself as she stepped towards Ron. "It's okay Ron," she lamented though her mind most definitely was saying otherwise. "Accidents happen." Right?' she watched as his head quirked upwards, eyes filled with some emotion that she couldn't put her finger on yet they seemed sincere.
"Bu-BUT I SAW YOUR-!"
Hushing him with a the hand not occupied by her upper clothing over his mouth. Ann gave him a small smile though she could still feel the blush on her cheeks as she was reminded of what she trying too ignore had just occurred really happened. "Let's just pretend it didn't happen?" she muttered more to herself than the boy in front of her.
"AND I ACCIDENTLY LI-!"
"I SAID IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" the uncharacteristic shout escaped Ann's lips before she could stop it, and a pained expression crossed the teens face making her instantly regret it. Crouching down in front of him she wrapped him in a loose hug, uncaring of the fact that her clothes had opened once more giving him a show. "Sorry Ron," she started as she rubbed his back in small circles. "It's just that it was..." she quieted for a moment the bare skin on her stomach and the revealed tops of her breasts was rubbing against his clothed chest and, she slammed on the brakes before her mind could wander down that road. "I was embarrassed, but I shouldn't have yelled at you when what happened was an accident and I am partially at fault for getting you all riled up with my joke earlier."
Still enjoying the hug since he rarely was shown any form of affection from the opposite sex Ron reluctantly pulled away from her with his big brown eyes filled with shock. "You were kidding?" he asked.
"Yes, all they did was take one of her possessions, a comb as it so happens to be. But they did try and clone her, using some of her hair. I just grounded them because they shouldn't have stolen her comb and their idea wasn't the best decision in the first place." Ann smiled gently at the boy her arms still wrapped around his shoulders, then realized how intimate the position they were in actually was. Releasing him from the light hug she wrapped her lab coat closed once more with a blush, noting that he had turned his head away like a gentleman.
"Well I guess I should go home..." Ron muttered still averting his eyes from the barely covered doctor, "Sorry again Mrs. Dr. P."
"And I'm sorry for teasing you Ron." Ann replied standing up slowly she looked down at the boy in front of her. "And you don't have to leave, just give me a moment to get changed an-"
"No it's okay," Ron stood as well but not before undoing the knot that had caused the incident to occur in the first place. "I was just wondering if you knew where K.P. was."
Ann frowned to herself, hoping she hadn't ruined or created an awkward tension in the relationship she had with the teen "Are you sure Ron, I'm not mad. Things like this happen sometimes." she was tempted to reach out and stop him but stayed the impulse.
"Like I said Mrs. Dr. P. its cool yo!" with a big smile on his face Ron gave her another brief bow, "And I'll give you a call if I see Kim so you don't have to worry bout her anymore." kneeling down he scooped up Rufus who was still acting like an apologetic mime. "C'mon buddy let's head home."
"hnnk, okay!" the mole rat squeaked as he scurried up Ron's palm and onto his shoulder before giving Ann a thumbs up, "snrk, hottie!"
Astonished Ann blushed crimson again and before she could say a word Ron hightailed it out the door. Left alone she walked back towards the kitchen determined to put the dirty dishes she had left on the table away before changing into a different set of clothes. As she walked however she felt something that she could scarcely believe. Her hand moved to check before she could stop it, making its way down between the waist band of her skirt and brushing against the skin of her toned belly as it cupped her mound.
It was wet, and not just from Ron's tongue.
Face ablaze she shook her head willing away the embarrassment and implications the find brought to her.
Seeing as she hadn't watched him leave Ann Possible didn't see as the 'teen' stepped out of the door and down the sidewalk that lead to the patio 'Rufus' disappear in a puff of smoke or the grin on 'Ron's' face as he walked away from her home. Nor did she hear the words that slipped out of his mouth as he stared towards the stars. "So Kim Possibles mom," he chuckled as his eyes changed from a dull brown to a sparkling cerulean alight with perverted mirth "is quite a milf..."
'Totally worth spying on Kim and her friend Ron earlier.' Naruto thought to himself as he disappeared into the night whistling a jaunty tune.