Ai Love

By miroku-chan78'91

Author's Notes: All right, where'd all my reviewers go?! Hardly any of you reviewed last time! So, I'm making an ultimatum. 5 reviews on this chappie…OR NO MORE UPDATES! EVER! Hahaha, just kidding, but I would like more reviews. It helps me get better so I can write more.

Sasuke: (nods sagely)

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Thanks to gajira-san, T3h L4RG0 F4NG1RL, Kira-Anime-Obsessed and demon-chick247 for their wuvingness.

Last time on Ai Love: Sushi was eaten, more evidence proves Ai's heritage…but Inuyasha STILL doesn't get it. Hojo and Kagome's gal pals are going to come over, but…

Chapter Four … PIB: Pandas in Black

That afternoon, slightly before school let out, Kagome was called to the principal's office. This was an event that had not occurred in years. Kagome was one of the best students in her year, and had been for almost her entire life.

So it was with more than a little trepidation that Kagome approached said office. When she arrived, everyone who was supposed to be back at the shrine house was gathered by the desk. Three tall men, wearing black suits and sunglasses, accompanied them. The principal himself was nowhere to be seen.

"Kagome Higurashi, are you the mother of Ai…um…Higurashi?" questioned the first man, who had an extremely bushy moustache.

"Ah…yes, I am. Is there a problem?" Kagome tried not to sound nervous.

"And are you aware that her father is a hanyou?" the second man inquired. He was much younger than the first, and had shining black hair pulled into a braided pigtail.

"Um…yeah, I guess." Kagome didn't like where this was going.

"Then, you must know that he broke a very serious law to be with you." the third man…well…panda, held up a sign.

"What are you talking about?" Kagome glared. She was annoyed. What gave these weirdoes the right to just come busting in here, asking personal questions?

Mrs. Higurashi looked confused. "But… Ai was conceived before this government was established. How did they break any law?"

"Wait. Am I missing something? How the hell is that?" The younger man was puzzled. He took off his sunglasses and stared at the group.

"Well, due to an ancient magical well located in our family's shrine, my daughter was able go back in time, to the Feudal Era. She was trying to save the world. That's where she met Inuyasha." Kaori explained calmly to the men as if this happened all the time. Well, the men and the panda.

"Oh. Um…well… Now a lot of people knew about the existence of demons. So, it's all your fault, and now the world will explode!" the panda signed.

The eldest of the men started crying uproariously.

"What, again? Are you kidding me?!" Miroku shrieked girlishly. Sangou stifled her laughter.

"The hell do you mean, again?" the youngest asked.

"Well, yesterday, in our time, the most evil demon of the century somehow got a bomb and blew up the world." Shippou shrugged, as if this, too were an everyday occurrence.

"I hate to interrupt, but…does anyone have any hot water?" The panda held up yet another sign with an embarrassed smile, inasmuch as a panda can smile.

"This is an utter waste of my time," Sesshomaru sounded disinterested as usual, completely ignoring the black-and-white bear's request. "I'm going back to the shrine." He turned on his heel, snapping his fingers for Jaken to follow. When they reached the door, however, it opened on its own. A tiny old man scampered in, followed by a cute girl wielding a gigantic mallet.

"Ranma! Help your master out here! I seemed to have inadvertently angered the sweet Akane!" The wizened old man hopped nimbly onto the pigtailed man's head and peered around for a hiding spot. Then…he saw Kagome.

"SWEETO!" With superhuman speed, the old man jumped into Kagome's arms, snuggling his face into her chest. Kagome went into a case of mild shock.

No one could believe their eyes. Mouths hung open. Inuyasha, Kouga, Shippou, Ai, and the rest were furious at the old man's unjustifiable actions.

"Happosai, you old freak! Get off her!" the young man, now identified as Ranma, ordered.

"GET OFF AI'S MOMMY!" Ai ran to Kagome, but she couldn't reach Happosai to knock him off. She turned to the girl named Akane. "Help Mommy, please!"

Kagome chose that time to come out of shock.

"HENTAI!" SMACK.

Happosai was on the ground, stunned by the force behind the slap. Akane and Ai pounced. A cute high school girl and a little kid commenced beating the ancient lecher to a pulp.

At the end of the day

The whole situation was fully explained to everyone, thankfully clearing up all…well, most of the confusion. Kagome's friends from the Feudal Era were to be sent to houses of people who not only were able to house adoptive children, but also could afford to pay for all the collateral damage they were inevitably going to cause. To the surprise of the gang, there were demons in this time too, living in hiding in the 21st century.

"So, now their secrets will be out, and the existence of demons will be revealed to the world. After that, you'll all be attending school with Kagome." Ranma said in a businesslike tone, adjusting his shades.

"We can't stay at Kagome's house?" Kanna asked softly, a hint of sadness in her normally flat voice.

"We can take Naraku and his girls at our house," Mrs. Higurashi piped up, blushing slightly. Kanna and Naraku looked at her thankfully, and Kagura muttered something about "friggin' romance". Naraku gave his elder daughter a hug, which only served to irritate her more.

"But Mom, where are they going to sleep?" Kagome asked, apprehensive at the idea of the formal evil mastermind living under her roof.

"Don't worry, dear. You purified me, remember? I'm not your enemy anymore," he said gently, having detected her anxiety.

"Can Kohaku and I stay together?" Sangou asked, her arm around the boy's shoulder.

"And I can adopt Shippou, officially," Kagome added.

"Lord Sesshomaru, Inuyasha and I can be put into the same house, right?" Rin asked, hugging Sesshomaru around the knees.

"We'll let you sort all that out yourselves," Soun, the mustached man, said kindly.

Miroku had been ignoring most of the conversation. His attention was focused on Akane. He sidled over to her, taking her hands. "Beautiful lady…will you bear my child?" he asked with a polite smile.

Akane just stared, then pulled her mallet out of HammerSpace. "You're worse than Ranma! PERVERT!"

She began crushing Miroku's skull with her mallet.

End chapter 4.

Hope you all enjoyed the mini-crossover! Sasuke and I are HUGE Ranma 1/2 fans. RANMA PLUS AKANE EQUALS LOVE. And we're v.v. sorry this took so long. A certain SOMEONE lost the manuscript.

Sasuke: A-heh. (ginormous sweatdrop)

On top of that, I was diagnosed with lymphoma in July, the day before my birthday. Lymphoma is a type of cancer in lymph nodes. I spent months doing nothing but get stuck with needles, which does NOT put me in the mood to write. So, we apologize for the delay.

Miroku-chan and Kuroneko/Sasuke