CHAPTER FOUR!! Written in honor of CHRISTMAS!!
CHAPTER FOUR!! WRITTEN IN HONOR OF OUR UPCOMING CHRISTMAS!!
Comic book dude: When we last left off in this crazy adventure-
Me: Hey, comic book dude, GO AWAY!! THIS ISN'T A COMIC BOOK!!
Alex: Just get on with the story already!!
Jess: Yeah! And then... go do your spanish homework.
Me: FINE STOP NAGGING ME!!
Chapter 4
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" Alex screamed, poofing into Jess's room. Jess screamed and fell out of her bed. She was dressed in red pajamas with reindeer on them!
"LEXA?!" Jess asked. "How did you get into my universe thingy?!"
"I paid our Wanda $20 to bring me here," Alex replied. Wanda poofed into view. "Er...hi!" the pink haired fairy said. Luna and Din poofed up and said hi to the alternate Wanda person.
"So...er...here!" Alex screeched. "I got you a present!!"
Jess took the box and scremed, "AWESOME!!" She reached under her bed and pulled out a present and gave it to Alex. "Here ya go! I was saving this for the next time we met up, which is...well...now!"
They opened their presents. Jess got a dark blue star necklace and Alex got alight green leaf necklace. Jess smiled. "Hey, wanna meet this world's Timmy?" she asked her friend.
"Sure, if you come meet my world's Timmy," Alex replied. "DEAL!!" they both cried, shaking hands. Wanda sighed. "Well, Alex, I'm going back. Have fun," she said, poofing away. Jess and Alex skipped away, Din and Luna following as a red cat and a blue cat. Jess rang the Turner's doorbell.
Mrs. Turner opened the door. "Oh, hello Jess. Hello, Jess's friend. TIMMY!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HERE!!"
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!" Timmy screamed, running down the stairs, pink and green cats following him. "Okay, bye mom!" Timmy said, shutting the door. "Few. Hey, Jess, who's your friend?"
"This is Alex. She's from another dimension," Jess said. "I traveled there with Din and Luna!! It's another Dimmsdale! I bet YOU never went alternate dimension travelling before, Turner!! HA!!"
"Actually, I have," Timmy replied. "I went to Retroville, where everything is all bulgy, and I met a braniac kid with a fudgey head named Jimmy Neutron. HA!!"
"Yo, Turner, wuz up?" Alex said, trying to be gangster like. Jess, Timmy, Luna, Din, Cosmo, and Wanda stared at her. "Uhm... please don't do that ever again," Jess said. Alex nodded and said, "Riiight..."
"Okay, so...now what?" Timmy asked. "Well, now I'm gonna show Jess my world's Timmy Turner!!" Alex said happily. Timmy jumped up and down. "Oooh oooh oooh, can I come too?! PLEASE?!?!?!"
"Grr...fine!" Alex screeched. "LET'S GO ALREADY!!"
And Cosmo and Wanda and Din and Luna poofed them all away.
In Alex's Universe...
The seven poofed up in front of Alex's house. "HEY IT'S MY HOUSE!!" Alex pointed out loudly. "Let's go say hi to my parents and my siblings!" She ran inside, followed by Timmy, Jess, and the fairies following.
"Wait...shouldn't we be disguised?" Wanda asked. "Psh, don't worry, it's OK, my family is allowed to know!" Alex told the fairy. She ran into the kitchen where Sam Fenton, her mother, was making dinner.
"Hey Alex," Sam said. "Brought home your pals Timmy and Jess today, hmm? Hi! Dad's upstairs training Frankie."
"'K, thanks mom!" Alex said, skipping away. Jess and a shocked Timmy followed with their fairies.
"YOU'RE A FENTON?!" Timmy finally shouted in disbelief. Alex clamped a hand over his mouth. "Shuddup," Alex hissed. "We have to make them think you're my Timmy. Act like my boyfriend."
"WHAT?!" Timmy and Jess exclaimed quietly. Alex smiled sheepishly. "Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that, didn't I? Yeah, this world's Timmy and I are dating." Timmy, Jess, Cosmo, and Din all fainted onto the floor while Wanda and Luna smiled. "Ohhhh..." they sighed together.
Alex slapped Timmy and Jess and brought them to the training room. As they opened the door, they had to duck to dodge a green ectoplasmic blast. Alex looked up. "DAD!! WATCH IT!!" she screeched. Danny Phantom blinked and smiled sheepishly. "Sorry, Lex. Thought you were the Box Ghost or something. Frankie's getting much better. Can you spar with him?"
"Fine," Alex grumbled, transforming. Timmy did his best not to act shocked, though he was screaming, "WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!" in his head.
So Alex and Frankie sparred for all of five seconds. Alex easily beat him by freezing him. "So cold," the Frankie ice statue shivered. Alex brushed her hands together and dragged Timmy and Jess away to another room, saying bye to her dad and Frankie.
"Okay, so, yeah, I had to check in with them... sometimes my folks wonder where I go..." Alex shrugged, and then said, "Let's go see the alternate you!" Pointing to Timmy.
Timmy blinked. "That sounded...really...weird..." he said slowly. Then Alex grabbed them and phased them outside and flew them to Timmy's house, where Cosmo, Wanda, Luna, and Din appeared.
"Triple dog dare you to knock on the door," Jess said to Timmy. "What?!" the brunette sreamed. "Go, Timmy! I wanna see the looks on your faces!" Alex cheered. Timmy gulped and knocked on his house's door. Timmy opened it and then Timmy and Timmy saw each other and screamed and fainted.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Din, Alex, Cosmo, and Jess laughed. Wanda and Luna rolled their eyes until Poof, Cosmo, and Wanda poofed up.
"Oh, whoa... WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!" the Wanda's screamed at each other. Cosmo and Cosmo fell to the floor after screaming at each other.
"As I lay on my bed and looked up at the stars, I wondered...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING?!?!" Jess shouted randomly.
"I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirtgun!" Alex responded, holding up a random squirtgun. Luna sighed. "Wow..." Then she saw Poof and Din playing poker and laughing every time a fallen Timmy, Cosmo, or Wanda would randomly twitch or spazz. Luna sighed. "Surrounded by morons...and even the normal one axts crazed sometimes. Oh well... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!" she said to herself. Then she said loudly, "I was normal, until I met these freaks...AND NOW THEY'RE MY BUST BUDDIES!!" Then she, Jess, and Alex screamed "YAY!!"
Finally Timmy #1 got up and helped Timmy #2 up. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" Timmy #2 asked. "SHE DID IT!!" Timmy #1 replied, pointing at Jess. "What?"
"CHICKENS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!" Alex screamed. "GIANT MUSHROOMS ARE FRIENDLY!! MUSHY GIANT FRIENDS!!"
"I have seen purple cows. Aliens use people as lab mice. If two foots are feet, shouldn't it be two feetball? And if two gooses are geese, wouldn't two mooses be meese? I LIKE CHEESE!! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS AND SHOOP DA WOOP, BABY!! RANDOMNESS ROCKS!! SPAZZY PEOPLE UNTIE!!" Jess screeched.
"Okay..." the Timmy's said in unison.
"Well, I'm going home now," Timmy #1 said.
"Bye other me!" Timmy #2 said. They looked at the two Cosmos and Wandas.
"Wait... which Cosmo and Wanda are mine?" Timmy #1 asked.
"Er... I dunno..." Timmy #2 said. "Um... fruitcake?"
"Vicky?" Timmy #1 asked. Timmy #2 nodded. "So much fun to be with on Christmas..."
"Oh, yeah, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE WORLD!!" Timmy #1 shouted. "Okay, so... um... wait, does your Cosmo have a squirrel named Zippy living in his head?"
"Um, no... he has brain jelly..."
"So does mine! But he also has Zippy the squirrel living in there..."
"Oh. Mine has a throw pillow in the center of his."
"Okay... whichever Cosmo has the squirrel is mine!" Timmy #1 proclaimed.
"How do we know which Wanda is who's? They both nag and probably both scream 'Cosmo you idiot' at Cosmoron," Timmy #2 said. "Oh, wait... mine has Poof... you don't..."
"How is it that one of us has a fairy godbrother and the other one doesn't?" Timmy #1 asked.
"...I don't know..." Timmy #2 replied. "Wait, so anyway, the Wanda with the Poof tracking system in her head is mine."
"Okay..." Timmy #1 said. "Wee. We get to look inside people's heads."
"So much fun to do on Christmas," Timmy #2 said sarcastically.
Alex, Jess, and Luna noticed the party was now over. "Oh, but it was a hackin' Christmas party!!" Alex screamed.
"How much FRED do you watch each day?" Luna asked. Alex smiled and said, "I watch each episode at least twice each day, and I listen to each song from 'It's Hackin' Christmas!' at least once. Why?" Luna and Jess just stared at the halfa.
"OKAY!! WE'RE ALL SORTED OUT!!" the Timmy's screamed. "BYE TO YOU RANDOM SPAZZY GIRLS AND DIN!!" Timmy #1 poofed away and Timmy #2 walked back into his house.
"Oh well... BYE BFF!!" Jess said.
"Merry Christmas BFF!!" Alex said.
"And Merry Christmas to all... and to all a good... fright!" The Ghost Writer said.
"Wait, when did you get here?!" the brunette girl screamed, pointing at him.
"Who are you?" Luna, Jess, Alex, and Din asked.
"I'M LINZ, THE AUTHORESS!!" she screamed. "Now... behold my awesome powers! He will magically dissapear...now!"
Then the Ghost Writer dissapeared... ooh... ah... wow...
"Now the scene ends! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!" Linz shouted...
YAY, I WAS RIGHT!!
Wanda: You inserted yourself into the story because...?
Me: I WAS BORED!!
Jess: Well, Merry...
Alex: Christmas...
Luna: To...
Din: All...
Cosmo: And...
Timmy #1: To...
Ghost Writer: All...
Poof: A...
Timmy #2: Good...
Me: Night!...
Wanda: And...
Matt: Why...
Frankie: Are...
Sara: We...
Katie: Talking...
Jake: Like...
Jane: This?
Me: I... don't... know... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! =D