Mint: Wait so your agreement with Misty is just that you get those characters and she get the others that she wants?

Moon: Ya pretty much. I always win. She is just pouting because I got the better people.

Misty: *grumbles in emo corner.*

Pudding: Cool, na no da! Moon-san shouldn't you start the game now?

Dominic: Yes please start Moon.

Moon: OK! Uh, uh, Masaya do my disclaimer.

Masaya: What? Um ok. Moon doesn't claim the rights to anything mentioned in this game.

Dutch: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! *cuts off Masaya's head.*

Moon: *revives* I hate you all.

Hostesses: Why?

Moon: I HAVE 11 REVIEWS. WTF GUYS IT'S NOT THAT GREAT OF A STORY!

Everyone: *anime sweat drop*

Dominic: Please calm down Moon.

Moon: *sigh* Fine. Straight to them then. First one is from a new person named Evil Wizard Kairon.

Yay, Truth or Dare! My favorite game! Let's see...

Dares:

Kish: eat nothing but jello for the entire chapter

Tart: You. Pudding. Chocolate factory. Now.

Pie: Okay, I'm gonna make this real simple: Make out with Lettuce or get

stabbed everywhere on your body. Bye, nii-san!

Keiichiro: Make out with Zakuro.

Mint: Replace all your tea with coffee, not having anything else until

Moon-san decides otherwise.

Truths:

Ichigo: Are you ashamed that you are cheating on three guys at once?

Mint: Where's your precious tea now?

Lettuce: Did you and nii-san have fuuuuuun?

Zakuro: Would you rather date Ryou, Keiichiro, or Pie?

Aaaaaaaand that's about it. May I be on?

I'm Kairon, I have snow leopard ears and a tail, black layered hair, and red

cat eyes. I am, as I am titled, an evil wizard, and I will not hesitate to

blow Masa-baka up. Bye!

-Kairon

Moon: New person. COME ON IN! *poofs in Kairon*

Kairon: NO! Not again! Did my spell back fire. What crazy place… am… I. *sees hostesses* WHOA! Truth or dare?

Dutch: Yep! Welcome to the game where wee torture the Mew cast.

Kairon: Sweet!

Moon: Kish you can only eat jello for the rest of the chapter. *poofs up tons of jello.*

Kish: Fine with me. *nom nom nom*

Tsuki: Tart! You. Pudding. Chocolate factory. Now!

Tart: huh? *gets poofed away with Pudding by Moon.*

Kitty: I feel so bad for the people who work at that factory.

Princess: Me too.

Kairon: Ok Pai. This can't be any more simple. Make out with Lettuce or get stabbed everywhere on your body.

Lettuce: *blushes*

Pai: I really don't need to die. You girls don't exactly make it painless. *grabs Lettuce and makes out with her.*

Kairon: Keiichiro. Make out with Zakuro or same punishment.

Keiichiro: O_O *makes out with Zakruo*

Pip: Mint replace all your tea with coffee until Moon decides otherwise.

Mint: You guys are so mean to me. *starts sipping coffee*

Moon: *whispers to Dutch and Va* Wait till she figures out that you guys picked her to be paired up with Deep Blue.

Dutch and Va: I know right.

Deep Blue: *confused look*

Moon: Truths, Ichigo: Are you ashamed of cheating on three guys at once? Mint: Where's your precious tea now? Lettuce: Did you and nii-san have fun? Zakuro: Would you rather date Ryou, Keiichiro, or Pai?

Ichigo: Three? *thinks* Eeew! No I don't think of it like that! I'm only cheating on Masaya!

Masaya: What?

Hostesses: Busted!

Mint: SHUT UP!

Lettuce: Uh, Y-yes. *covers blushing face*

Zakuro: Keiichiro.

Moon: GOODY! Now so Kish will stop grinning like an idiot he is going to read Kitty's review.

Kish: Huh? Oh ya sure.

DAMMIT DAD! wait... *smiles* ˇDARESˇ

Pai: if i were you, i wouldn't mess with Ciel. *grins* he's a demon so he cant

die AND he has a demon butler! have fun trying to kill him.

Lettuce: your going to be a grandmother!

Ichigo: sing World is Mine by Hastume Miku. ENGLISH PLEASE!

Ryou: kiss Dutch!

Kish: *right behind him* boo.

Pudding: CANDY!

Treehugger: let me and Ciel and our demon butler Sebastian eat your soul. *all

three's eyes turn red*

Everyone: ZAKURO LIED! I SAW HER KILL MASAYA AND RYOU! SHE TIED THEIR BODIES

TO HERSELF! The sick **...

Zakuro: if i were you i would run. *smiles angelically*

BYE!

Kish: Geez Pai you're screwed.

Misty: Kish, what did we talk about?

Kish: Sorry.

Pai: *growls in annoyance*

Moon: Maybe Pai is mad because your fiancée looks so cute in a dress Kitty.

Ciel: S-shut up! Kitty I don't want to kill your dad. If I wanted him dead I would have Sebastian do it.

Kitty: Shhh. Lettuce, aka mom, you're gonna be a grandmother!

Lettuce: Th-that's great, but how old are you?

Kitty: Moving on. Ichigo sing World is Mine by Hastume Miku. English if you will.

Ichigo: I love that song! *sings World is Mine.*

Tsuki: She may not be much of a dancer, but she has a decent voice.

Suki: You can say that again.

Kitty: That was unexpected. Oh well, Ryou, Kiss Dutch.

Dutch: Thank you Kitty.

Ryou: Sure. *kisses Dutch*

Kitty: *sneaks behind Kish* Boo

Kish: Get her away!

Tart and Pudding: We are back.

Star: What took so long.

Both: We fell asleep.

Kitty; That's ok. We hope you have fun. Pudding, candy?

Pudding: YES PLEASE, NA NO DA! *takes candy and hands some to Tart*

Moon: *snaps and they become locked in an empty room.* Sorry but I just can't have them destroy my home. Not so soon.

Kitty: Ciel. Sebastian. Are you hungry? Moon has given us permission to eat that boy's soul. *points to Masaya*

Ciel: Very hungry.

Sebastian: Yes, my lady.

Masaya: *screams in terror*

This scene has been voted to violent for the following audience.

Moon: Coolest. Death. Ever.

Kitty: Thank you. Also, ZAKURO LIED! I SAW HER KILL MASAYA AND RYOU! SHE TIED THEIR BODIES TO HERSELF! The sick **...

Everyone: *glares at Zakuro*

Zakruo: BUT I DIDN'T! *runs away being chased by Dutch and Star.*

Kitty: Ichigo why aren't you running after her.

Ichigo: Did everyone not hear that I cheated on him. I'm sorry about it but Masaya is gay now anyways. Besides why should I care now. I have Kish.

Moon: That was easier to get her to agree with than thought. Well Ichigo you get to read the next review then. It's from Nilla.

*giants sigh* I guess I will live with the couples. For this dimension though

I do approve of Dutch having Ryou, that way Mint can be with her precious Deep

Blue!

Jay: Precious Deep Blue? What the heck are you talking about?

GET BACK TO YOUR VOID BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AGAIN!

Jay: Sheeze...

*rubs temples* Ugh, nobody stays in their voids anymore...

TRUTHS!

Kisshu: Psst! If you do this, Ichigo will definitely fall for you! *whispers

in Kisshu's ear*

Aoyama: Are you, as they say, *clear throat* 'the top or the bottom'?

Zakuro: Since you have been paired with Keiichiro, how does this make you

feel? Even though I am a fan of you and Pai...Go make out with Keiichiro.

Lettuce: Have you ever noticed that when you transform, unlike the others who

have a glowing light surrounding them, your skin actually shows and you are

NAKED? Knowing you that's got to be embarrassing.

Ichigo, Mint, Pudding, and Zakuro: It's not just Lettuce either, you are all

naked when you transform. Just you have glowing lights around you.

DARES!

Pudding: Psst! You see this bag? It's full of candy. Do not share any of it

with Taruto. We only need one hyper monkey.

Taruto: If you touch one piece of candy, well, I'll use my katana to cut off

your pigtails.

Everyone: IT'S A PILLOW! IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET! Meet my pillow pet

puppy Schiz, it's short for schizophrenic. Like me! No I don't want a banana,

**.

LET'S DANCE! THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOOOOW! *disappears in a poof of smoke*

Moon: The truths are first this time. So, Kish listen to what Nilla wants to tell you while I do these. Masaya: Are you, as they say, *clear throat* 'the top or the bottom'? Zakuro: Since you have been paired with Keiichiro, how does this make you feel? Even though I am a fan of you and Pai...Go make out with Keiichiro.Lettuce: Have you ever noticed that when you transform, unlike the others who have a glowing light surrounding them, your skin actually shows and you are NAKED? Knowing you that's got to be embarrassing. Ichigo, Mint, Pudding, and Zakuro: It's not just Lettuce either, you are all naked when you transform. Just you have glowing lights around you.

Kish: AWESOME! I'll try that after the truths.

Masaya: Bottom.

Hostesses: Obviously.

Sebastian: When did he come back to life? I do recall eating his soul.

Moon: I brought him back when no one was looking.

Sebastian: Amazing what kind of power is this?

Moon: Maybe I shall teach you, but not now. Continue.

Zakuro: Mine is more of a dare, but ok. *makes out Keiichiro.*

Lettuce: W-w-what?

Other mews: Seriously? THAT'S SO GROSS!

Nilla: Yep and it proves the fact the all the boys are perverts.

Mew boys: HEY!

Nilla: Pudding. Psst! You see this bag? It's full of candy. Do not share any of it

with Taruto. We only need one hyper monkey.

Pudding: But Pudding loves sharing her candy with Taru-Taru, na no da!

Nilla: Well, Taruto if you touch one piece of candy, well, I'll use my katana to cut off your pigtails.

Tart: *scoffs* As if I care. *takes some candy and gets pigtails cut off.* Worth it.

Moon: Btw Nilla I love your pillow pet.

Nilla: Thanks!

Moon: And we will dance after the chapter. Ryou! Read the next review. It's from your new girlfriend Dutch.

Ryou: Cool.

~flashback~

Ryou: *frowns and takes the dress from Pip and changes into it. (in private

pervs :P)*

~end flashback~

WHYYYYYYYY INPRIVATE! ahum...XD

Dares:

Pip: stay. away. from. RYOU! grrrrrrr

Ryou: *glomps* MINE! now put on a penguin outfit!

Misty: so...i can curse around here...? COOL! cover mom and dad's ears

please... *censored for words not even Hidan (Naruto) can say*

Moon: I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL SO MY REVIEW IS CUT SHORT! D: GOMEN NASAI! GOMEN

NASAI! GOMEN NAS- why am i appologising...? KILL MY SCHOOL! *gives her all the weapons se could find* have fun!

BYE~!

Moon: In private because it is T not M Dutch.

Dutch: Still! Pip. Stay. Away. From. RYOU!

Pip: As you will see in my review you can have him.

Dutch: Thank you. *glomps Ryou* MINE! Put on the penguin outfit.

Ryou: You are truly an odd girl. *leaves to change*

Misty: Ya You can cuss, Dutch. Anyways. Moon. Dominic. I think it's time to cover Tart and Pudding's ears.

To awful of foul language for rated T story was followed. It has been removed from story.

Moon: Dutch. I will allow you to cuss but please reframe from doing anything that awful again. Thanks for the weapons as well.

Dutch: Duh!

Moon: Dominic. Will you please? Please. Please, read the next review for me? It's from Layla.

Dominic: Yes. Sure.

this was funny!

Dares:

Masaya: you made me mad. MAGIC WINX! -turns into fairy form. black hair is up

in ponytail with blue, red, green, and white streaks. has blue top, shorts,

and boots on- FIRE! -outfit turns red and orange- FIRE BLAZE! -sets masaya on

fire-

LivvyKitty: i wanna help with your wedding! please! c'mon hostesses, who wants

to help livvy with her wedding? im good at food and fireworks! and water

works...and...yeah o.O

Hostesses: im writing a tmm fanfic called time zone! if you could check it

out, i'd be so honored, espesalliy from my favorite authors! ^-^

Rocky: Tear that man's hair out! but spit it out in that mans face! -points to

deep blue than to blue knight-

Truths:

Ichigo: -eyes flash angrily- CHANGE YOUR COLOR! UNLESS YOU WANT THE POWER OFTHE FOUR ELEMENTS UNLEASHED ON YOU, YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MEW COLOR TO

SOMETHING BETTER! I HATE PINK!

Mint: my favorite color is blue. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO IT! YOU MEW COLOR IS NO LONGER BLUE! ITS BLACK!

The Three Baka's: you three are mine and rocky's servents. NOW GIVE ROCKY A

BATH! HE WONT LET ANYONE BUT ME AND MY DAD GIVE HIM A BATH!

and i vote for mint/deep blue for dutch's sake ~. BYES!

Layla: *grins evily* Moon. May I?

Moon: But of course.

Layla: Masaya you made me mad. MAGIC WINX! -turns into fairy form. black hair is up in ponytail with blue, red, green, and white streaks. has blue top, shorts,

and boots on- FIRE! -outfit turns red and orange- FIRE BLAZE! -sets masaya on

fire-

Masaya: *running around in circles, screaming in pain.*

Layla: *comes back to the ground smiling* Now Kitty? i wanna help with your wedding! please! c'mon hostesses, who wants to help livvy with her wedding? im good at food and fireworks! and water works...and...yeah o.O

Moon: That would be amazing! Oh please let us help Kitty!

Dutch and Va: Yes! We promise to make it beautiful.

Tsuki, Suki, Pip, Kairon: It will be everything you ever wanted.

Princess, Nilla, Star, and Layla: Just leave it all to us!

Kitty: Uh well, I suppose I have no problem with it. As long as you allow me to help as well and if it's ok with Ciel.

Ciel: I don't mind at all, but if they make it pink, well, It wont be pleasant for them.

Hostess: EEEW! No pink allowed!

Kitty: It is settled then.

Moon: Oh and also Layla. I promise to check out your fanfic as well.

Layla: Thank you. Rocky, can you tear out that bad mans hair as well? Don't forget to spit it in the other mans face. *Rocky runs over to the Blue Knight and rips his hair from his scalp. Then he spits it in Deep Blue's face* Wonderful.

Moon: *revives Blue Knight back to normal*

Ciel: seriously what are you?

Moon: Oh just a mix between an angel, fallen angel, demon, and goddess. Why do you ask?

Ciel: … No reason.

Moon: Well then moving on. Do your truths please.

Layla: Right! Ichigo: *eyes flash angrily* CHANGE YOUR COLOR! UNLESS YOU WANT THE POWER OFTHE FOUR ELEMENTS UNLEASHED ON YOU, YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR MEW COLOR TO SOMETHING BETTER! I HATE PINK! Mint: my favorite color is blue. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO IT! YOU MEW COLOR IS NO LONGER BLUE! ITS BLACK! The Three Baka's: you three are mine and rocky's servents. NOW GIVE ROCKY A BATH! HE WONT LET ANYONE BUT ME AND MY DAD GIVE HIM A BATH!

Ichigo: *cowering in fear* Moooon! Help me.

Moon: *snaps and turns Ichigo's mew color to red.* No ala mode arguments please.

Mint: Cool.

The three baka's: That's a dare.

Layla: You want to make me mad?

The three baka's no! Sorry! Right on it. *attempts to give Rocky a both and all three end up with scratches and bite marks all over them.*

Dutch: Yay! Another person who wants me and Ryou together!

Moon: Very well. I think that settles it. Ryou is all your Dutch. Ichigo, read the review for me. It's a short one but it is from Suki.

Ichigo: K!

Sorry about the yoai they are so gay for each other! Yay, I'm on!

Ok, dares.

Deep Blue: Wear human clothes for the rest of the story!

Pudding:Sugarrrrr!

Kish: kill the blue knight!

Tart: What on earth is yaoi?

Suki: OOH! I'll tell him.

Pai and Kish: NO!

Suki: Aaaw. Fine. Deep Blue. I have humans clothes for you and you have to wear the for the rest of the story.

Deep Blue: Pathetic human! I am fine wearing my own clothes.

Misty: And who the hell said we care about your comfort. Put the damn cloths on before I kick you again.

Deep Blue: O_O *runs away with the clothes.*

Suki: Thanks Misty!

Misty: Sure.

Suki: Pudding! SUGAR!

Pudding: MORE SUGAR, NA NO DA? Thank you Suki-san. *splits sugar with Tart.*

Sebastian: I do not believe It is wise to give these children so much sugar.

Moon: *giggles* Lighten up Sebastian or I'll bring Grell into the story.

Sebastian: Please don't. I beg of you not to.

Moon: Fine. Only because she annoys me and your like my favorite character. *pauses* And one hell of a butler.

Ciel: Oh god.

Kitty: *laughs*

Suki: Nice Moon. Couldn't resist? Oh well Kish, kill the Blue Knight.

Kish: My pleasure. *pulls out dragon swords and chases after the running Blue knight*

Moon: That is the end of part one. I don't want any reviews until I have part two up. I should have it up today. If not It will be up tomorrow.

Dutch: It better be.

Moon: Oh shut up. Dominic. *smiles sweetly* Say goodbye for me. Dutch and I have to go check on our kingdom again.

Dominic: O-ok. See ya. Remember No reviews until part two. She'll try and get it done soon.

Mews: BYE!