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3. Talk in a made up language when they are asked questions.
With Voldemort currently going over his new plan to dominate the world the Marauders were citing in the back getting ready for their next prank.
"Do you think that you boys can do that," Voldemort said to the Marauders in a slow voice.
"Fi li jag quey xui pyoi garoaya," James replied (translation: Yah we can voldy-poo). (AN: That was not a real language so don't try to translate it on some cite completely made up)
"Scazy rak lo fo ghouw zoas," Sirius said (translation: What do you think we are? Stupid?).
"Yi fioa kad woie jieo aosi tiso," Remus said (Well, it takes one to know one and we can).
"What! Do you not know how to speak English? I know that you are not babies so please talk in a normal language or I will kill you," Voldemort screamed, "Now what the address of the house that you found for the safe house?"
"Gaieo liwa giro gjieow vfiod alk vbida jadi," James said (translation: uh, we didn't find one so too bad for you!).
"Oh you are going to get it now!" Voldemort then reached for his wand but found that it was not there, "Where is my wand!"
"Eai tiro sfoi eort koiuyt fidu," James said (translation: Gee, I don't know why are you looking at me?).
"Wiad tyia quai basd apdia," Remus said (translation: Because you are the one that took it so he wouldn't kill us!).
"Ruaie dajri wioruw coia moa no," Sirius said (Ha! Look at his face it is turning red.).
"Oh when I get my wand back you three are so dead!" And with that Voldemort stormed out of the room.
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