Chapter 4 Mic, Dic, Tic

"Yo Nstorm!" Mao shouts walking into his dressing room," Mario can't make it!"

"Are you kidding me?" Nstorm asks grabbing one of his cards and ripping it up," now I have to wait about three episodes!"

"Well, life ain't fair," Mao replies walking out.

You know what time it is, please welcome Nstorm!

Nstorm is already sitting on the couch as the two groups go over to their places.

"Welcome, my name is Nstorm, and boy do I have a show for you!" Nstorm shouts." Anyway, let's go on to our first dare."

A girl walks out as everybody looks at her.

Hi my name is Xylia and I'm filling in for Silverbird22 cause ever since Lucina got confirmed for ssb4 she hasn't been herself (she is INSANE at the moment) in fact I'll show you guys
*Silverbird22 cam* The author is in a box playing with handmade yarn dolls of the bbs trio (and MX) she then sets them all on fire while yelling "SO MUCH SMASH BROS."*end camera footage*

Aqua, Terra, and Ven look at each other nervously as the crowd gasps.

"Okay that shit's crazy!" Sonic shouts still in the armpit.

"Yeah me and my two other fellow OC's had to deal with that and other crazy things," Xylia says," anyways dare time!"

From Silverbird22 filled in by Xylia

Sora and Kairi: Must fight MX to the death (hijacks the fight so MX can't win)
Xemnas: must smile like this :)
Saix: must be Xemnas's slave,
BBS trio: murder Vanitas please! I will give you candy, and munny.
Tidus: go back to your final fantasy game and tell us what you think of it.
So anyone else want to help me murder MX anyone.
(Long story short: Xylia is a failed replica of MX so she hates him and wants to kill him for all the things he's done she also hates all of his forms [Xemnas, Ansem SOD, Xigbar, Vanitas the list goes on])
As my creator would say: That's all for now.
Silverbird22: *gets out of box and sees Young Xehanort* Xeha! *glomps*
"Sol! She's loose!" Xylia shouts walking off stage.

"Well the new Super Smash Bros does have a huge roster," Nstorm replies rubbing the back of his head," and adding a character that's similar to another, is in fact, crazy. Anyway I really hope that she feels better."

"Wait what!?" Master Xehanort shouts as the two approach him.

"Ready!?" Sora shouts summoning his keyblade.

Kairi nods as Master Xehanort runs away, nearly the entire cast of Kingdom Hearts following them.

"Well it takes a village to kill a man," Nstorm chuckles as the audience laughs.

"How much?" The three ask as Vanitas slowly backs away from them.

"Depends," Nstorm replies," I can always pay you gys more than whatever she'll offer."

The three run after Vanitas, who runs away.

"That was interesting," Tidus replies walking in," and I thought Sora had it-wait they totally-"

"Yep, in a way, Sora's world was destroyed in the first game-similar to how your town was destroyed. Freaky ya?"

"THAT'S MY LINE BRUDDA!" Wakka shouts.

From werewolf99

Link: I dare you to sleep with a python Mao: I dare you to wear a diaper Naxah: What is your all-time favorite movie? Shadow: Why do you always call Silver pothead? Cream: I dare you to play a piano backwards Amy: What's the worst movie you had ever seen? Nstorm: I dare you to give Noah Raymond Thompson a gooey, stinky, smelly, & disgusting black slime bath Tails: Have you ever had Ramen Noodles? Vector: How did you enjoy your dare? Vanilla: I dare you to eat Oreos with peanut butter Sora: I dare you to sing I love you in Spanish to Amy

"Okay," Mao says walking out," don't laugh."

Everyone starts to laugh as he runs backstage.

"CAUSE HE IS ONE!" Shadow shouts.

"I don't know how to play the piano," Cream replies.

"Well Wreck-it-Ralp was nice," Naxah says to Nstorm who is giving the character a bath.

"Yes, but it has to be your all time favorite," Nstorm replies.

"But that is the only one I have seen," Naxah replies.

"FROZEN!" Amy shouts," CAUSE OF THAT STUPID SONG!"

"IF ANYBODY SINGS IT I WILL KILL YOU!" Nstorm shouts as some people open their mouths.

"It's not that bd," Vanilla says eating the food.

"Only when Amy doesn't try to kill me with her cooking," Tails mutters.

"I'm not that bad!" Amy denies.

"Face it-you suck!" Sonic shouts.

"IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN!" Vector shouts rocking in a corner.

"We'll get Link to do that next chapter," Nstorm replies," otherwise we won't have a camera man anymore."

Five minutes later...

"So de amo?" Sora asks as he is in front of Amy, a mic in his hands.

"No Te amo!" Nstorm snaps as this is the hundredth time he's told him.

"Okay," Sora says taking a deep breath," KAIRI'S BOOBS!"

Immediately, everybody flies backwards and starts to roll on the floor. Sora, realizing what he said, walks over to Kairi who is raising an eyebrow at him.

"I can explain!" Sora shouts.

"Anyway time for the next one," Nstorm decides.

From shadowpixie01

Thanks for not hating me!
Wave: you never answered my question
Jet: What is your favorite Sonic game other than the ones you're in?
Tails: *points at Yacker (if you forget Sonic Colors so help me)* You wouldn't happen to know what he is saying right and if so, please translate for me
Storm: I'm going to keep pestering you until you do the dare
Nstorm: What's your favorite character from Kingdom Hearts and Sonic?
Creme: If you can play the flute, I dare you to play the Sonic Colors theme song
Charmy: I dare to stop an idiot
Sora: Sorry about this but...I dare to go on a date, for two shows , with Amy
Amy: I dare you to stop having a crush on Sonic for four shows
Link: What is your favorite TV show?
Shadow: How do you feel about what Sega has done so far?
Blaze: What the best thing that's happened to you?

"NOT TELLING!" Wave shouts.

"INVAILD!" Nstorm shouts," YOU HAVE TO ANSWER OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOUR SECRET!"

Wave runs out the studio.

"Inscribe it on the damn wall," Nstorm mutters as it is," we'll keep asking her."

"Sonic Lost world!" Jet shouts.

Everyone looks at him.

"What?" Jet asks.

Cream plays a verse as Nstorm sighs.

"That' the first verse to Speak with Your Heart the closing theme to Sonic Colors," Nstorm sighs.

"But that's all I know," Cream says as Nstorm slaps his forehead.

"We'll get you lessons on how to play that," Nstorm says.

"How can you stop an idiot?" Charmy asks as Nstorm chops him on the head.

"When he wakes up, he'll be smarter," Nstorm says.

A blast is heard outside as Shadow walks back in.

"Yeah, the world of Dora The Explorer is gone," Shadow says.

"We're gonna say you hate it," Nstorm replies.

"Favorite TV show?" Link asks smirking," well Bad Zelda."

"Link, that's a porno, and since when does she do that mess?"

Link shrugs.

"How is that possible?" Storm asks walking in.

"You never know," Nstorm says as he motions for the troll to come.

"Me getting laid by Sonic," Blaze replies.

"I didn't lay hands on her!" Sonic shouts.

"I'd never stoop so low again, guess I don't know my own strength!" Demyx finishes playing his guitar.

"Well, I don't have my translater," Tails replies as Storm turns toward him.

"I can-" Storm begins when Nstorm shoves his face into the trolls butt.

"Anyway, that's the show cause he's gonna be pissed! Anyway, Sora you'll have to date both of them at some point, and I'm thinking about getting a forum started. Technically, I already have one made. It's called Nstorm2themax so just leave a topic and I'll start it from there! Anyway, it's my life!" Nstorm shouts running away as that song plays.

"NSTORM!" Storm shouts chasing after him engulfed in lightning.

"Disclaimer!?" Nstorm shouts.

"Only Naxah and Storm are owned by Nstorm-everyone else their owners!" Everybody shouts.

Check out the forum if you like and I gotta run.