It's baffling, it really is. Alright, I know I'm not exactly a genius – not yet, anyway – but I'm far from being stupid, no matter what Gaius or Prince Pretty Boy say.
But some things truly confound me.
Take Gwen. It's as obvious as the fact that Arthur is a total cabbage head that the poor girl fancies the Golden Goon.
So why on earth did she kiss me (it was nice, so I'm not complaining) right after she hugged Gaius (which I will complain about – that was just disturbing in so many ways)?
Women are weird. I'll never understand them.