AUTHOR'S NOTE
Hi readers. Just noting that this story is for the enjoyment of all you ONLY and fancy pancy movie directors are not aloud to make a brilliant Hollywood blockbuster out of my scripts. LOL. Jokes guys. Only kidding. Who would want to make a movie out of my stories anyway. They aren't really star material and – damn it, I'm rambling again. SOZ. Anyway. Enjoy.
Hey guys. Just telling you that today is the day of Tasha's child's birth. But they don't know that so please, please, please don't tell them. Shhhhhhhhh.
Nothin'_Special – Tasha
Bored4 – Dimitri
Miserable88 – Lissa
Love_Bug – Christian
DunkenGuy – Adrian
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Miserable88: I just still can't believe that Rose is dead. It's so horrible
Love_Bug: yeah. It's gonna be hard on us all. Not
DunkenGuy: Heyyyy donnt talk aboot me rooosy lyke that.
Love_Bug: Whatever…
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Nothin'_Special: Hi guys. For some reason I feel a bit sick today.
Bored4: It's probably just your epilepsy
Nothin'_Special: I don't have epilepsy
Bored4: Diabetes?
Nothin'_Special: Nope
Bored4: Conjunctivitis?
Nothin'_Special: No
Bored4: Well, what do you have?
Nothin'_Special: I have your god damned baby growing in me, you moron!
Bored4: Oh, yeah. I knew you had some sort of a condition.
Love_Bug: Err… guys. I think we should leave about now.
Miserable88: I second that notion
DunkenGuy: eye agreeee ,
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Nothin'_Special: Look what you've done now! You scared them away!
Bored4: You're the one who scared them away. You are going to have to learn to not scare away kids if you're going to be a mother.
Nothin'_Special: I HATE YOU! I WISH I NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!
Bored4: NO I HATE YOU MORE! IF YOU WEREN'T A PREGNANT LADY, I'D COME RIGHT OVER THERE AND BUST YOUR HEAD IN!
Nothin'_Special: NO YOU WOULDN'T. YOU'RE A WEAKLING. I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT… ERRRRRRRR. OH MY GOD. I THINK MY WATER JUST BROKE!
Bored4: Oh no. It'll be okay my darling. If only you weren't in hiding I could help you.
Nothin'_Special: Well…um…I missed you so I've been hiding in your closet.
Bored4: YOU'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY CLOSET?! YOU STALKER! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!
Nothin'_Special: OH YEAH? NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST YOU WEAKLING! YOU… oh…um…Dimitri? Baby!
Bored4: Oh. Sorry my love. I will come to sweep you of your feet.
Nothin'_Special: My knight in shining armor
Bored4: My beautiful princess
Nothin'_Special: Oh, my hero
Bored4: My gem. My crystal. My lovely bride
Nothin'_Special: Oh, my savior. My handsome price. My… HEY YOU STILL HAVEN'T HELPED ME OUT OF THE CLOSET! YOU STUPID LUBBUCKS!
Bored4: WELL I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CLIMBED IN THERE, AM I? YOU PERV
Nothin'_Special: PONYTAIL HEAD
Bored4: FAT COW
Nothin'_Special: RAPIST
Bored4: JAMHEAD
Nothin'_Special: UGLY… Oh. Um…the baby!
Bored4: Apologies, my love. I shall save you at once
Nothin'_Special: My amazing man
Bored4: My cute little cherub
Nothin'_Special: My brilliant … What, you took the computer with you? SO MSN IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY BABY, IS IT? YOU IDIOT!
Bored4: AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET KNOCKED UP, YOU DUMB B#%*H!
Nothin'_Special: WELL, I SUPPOSE I GOT UNLUCKY! YOU'RE SO MUCh LIKE A GIRL; IT COULD EASILY BE YOU IN MY POSITION!
Bored4: YOU COW! AT LEAST I'M NOT A SCARFACE LIKE YOU!
Nothin'_Special: WELL, ATLEAST I DON'T GO AROUND RAPING TEENAGE GIRLS. YOU ARE A … Oh, the baby's head IS POPPING OUT!
Bored4: Eer… what should I do?...What should I do?
Nothin'_Special: HELP ME!
Bored4: Oh, okay…
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Dimitri calls the nurses and asks them to come down to his room. By the time they get there Tasha has already given birth. They drag her out of the closet and put her on the bed. They then inform her that she's having twins. After the second baby arrives they tell her that they were wrong and she's having triplets. After the whole birth procedure, Tasha feels exhausted. Too exhausted. Her body goes limp and she dies. Dimitri is heart-broken, he spends half an hour crying while they take Tasha's body to the morgue. 'But at least I still have the three gorgeous babies to remind me of the love that I once had.' He thinks miserably. For the first time, he looks into his children's eyes.
They are totally ugly.
Instead of either of his of Tasha's eyes. They are an awful crusty colour. And their hair is blondish. Not like either of Tasha's black hair or his brown hair. They look disgusting. He demands a DNA test be done and puts the horrible babies onto the bed to get them away from him. He sits there for a while until he hears a tap on the door. He opens the door to find Stan standing by the door. His crusty eyes troubled and his blondish hair slicked back. He opens his mouth and says the eight words that made Dimitri's life tear up into tiny pieces.
"I would like to see my children, please"