After a breakfast of an apple (hairdressers need to be slim and beautiful,
said Ron) Hairy had his first lessons.
Defence against the dark arts- protecting yourself against grouchy
costumers at the hairdressers. Hairy found this lesson particularly
interesting because according to old myth, the easiest and most fun way of
getting rid of grouchy costumers was to stab them with the scissors which
you used to cut some one's head-lice filled hair with. (Hairy experimented
on Ron).
Ron was sent to the Nurse and Hairy lost his house 20 points, he expected there would be a big fuss over that but no one cared-all you won was a stupid cup. At the end of the year.
At the Hospital Ward, the incompetent Nurse Pompom told him; "I can't really cure you, but I can give you a GREAT new hair cut, to make you feel better!"
Hairy wrote the history of the Afro for his History of Hair homework and then did some research on "The Wig that smelt so much it came alive" For his magical creatures homework.
Ron came back with a bright orange bowl-cut and a huge smile spread across his face. "D'you like?" he asked cheerfully.
"Yes it looks really cool! Is what I'd say if I were lying..." muttered Hairy.
Ron gave him evil looks and started to dance around the room singing Elton John... "Can you feel the love tonight?" he sang passionately.
Hairy didn't know if he was asking him, or just singing...he was worried about Ron.
"C'mon it's dinner time," said Neville Longhair, who had hair trailing on the floor like a wedding dress.
Greeted by the delicious odour of Pumpkin Pie they sat down in their assigned tables. As neither Hairy or on had any friends yet, the two Larry loners sat together.
As all the slobbering members of Hoghairs were chomping on their pumpkin pies Dumbodore stood up and made an announcement.
"We have received some bad news... Lucius Malfluff has informed us...Don't panic everyone... we have reason to believe that he whose hair is too outrageous to name may be in the castle.
Everyone ran around screaming (panicking of course) Hairy was frozen solid- someone had turned up the air conditioning too high! That night, no one went to sleep...
Ron was sent to the Nurse and Hairy lost his house 20 points, he expected there would be a big fuss over that but no one cared-all you won was a stupid cup. At the end of the year.
At the Hospital Ward, the incompetent Nurse Pompom told him; "I can't really cure you, but I can give you a GREAT new hair cut, to make you feel better!"
Hairy wrote the history of the Afro for his History of Hair homework and then did some research on "The Wig that smelt so much it came alive" For his magical creatures homework.
Ron came back with a bright orange bowl-cut and a huge smile spread across his face. "D'you like?" he asked cheerfully.
"Yes it looks really cool! Is what I'd say if I were lying..." muttered Hairy.
Ron gave him evil looks and started to dance around the room singing Elton John... "Can you feel the love tonight?" he sang passionately.
Hairy didn't know if he was asking him, or just singing...he was worried about Ron.
"C'mon it's dinner time," said Neville Longhair, who had hair trailing on the floor like a wedding dress.
Greeted by the delicious odour of Pumpkin Pie they sat down in their assigned tables. As neither Hairy or on had any friends yet, the two Larry loners sat together.
As all the slobbering members of Hoghairs were chomping on their pumpkin pies Dumbodore stood up and made an announcement.
"We have received some bad news... Lucius Malfluff has informed us...Don't panic everyone... we have reason to believe that he whose hair is too outrageous to name may be in the castle.
Everyone ran around screaming (panicking of course) Hairy was frozen solid- someone had turned up the air conditioning too high! That night, no one went to sleep...