Sakura and Naruto were alone in the woods. And they needed a fire. So Sakura bent down and farted on a pile of wood. A fire immediately burst into flames. Then Smoky the Bear came.
"Only you can stop forest fires!" He exclaimed. Then Elmo came killed Smoky with a knife.
"I'll teach you you're damn ABC's!" Elmo screamed.
Then Barney came and began singing, "I love you, you love me…" Barney continued to sing while beating up Elmo. Sakura killed Barney by lifting her arms and shoving her arm pits in his face. Naruto killed Elmo by squirting him all over with lemon juice.
"Elmo loves you…" Elmo said as he was dying. Just then Sasuke came back. Then Orochimaru came. Orochimaru was Michael Jackson in disguise, so he liked boys.