Author's Note:

So, lovin' all the love! Here's another chapter my lovelies! Enjoy! ALSO! I want to let you all know, that about the auras and stuff, I'm not looking anything up, and I'm not using anything other than what I know of Ouran, and my own imagination. All this is made up in my mind, with the exception of some stuff in Ouran, but I found nothing like this online or anything. If anyone thinks I should do some actual research for this, tell me, and I'll go look some stuff up, but I'm just winging it, so yeah. Just to let ya know. Anyway, ENJOY!

OH! And, because it is Friday the 13th, you guys get a longer chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer:

I don't own anything besides my ideas and OC's. But boy do I wish…*sadness* This work is purely fiction and has nothing to do with any real events.

Incognito

Chapter Four: Nekos Are Evil

Unfortunately, after my special "Kodak Moment" I had to get down from the chandelier. Something about "against school regulation…thousand dollar fine…I look weird…" blah, blah, blah.

I finally got back down, but everyone was still staring. Unblinking, I turned to face the crowd behind me and simply stated, "I'm a ninja." Either they believed it, which I highly doubt, or they just didn't care, because they ignored me and just went back to what they were doing before my whole spectacle.

Once I turned back around, Haruhi decided to introduce me, seeing how everyone else was still mystified as to how I got up the chandelier in the first place. Seems they didn't buy the ninja thing. Dang. How was I to tell them I was trained in self-defense by the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service? Oh well, I'll just make something up…

"Sara, this is Tamaki-senpai, Kyouya-senpai, Mori-senpai, and Hunny-senpai. Guys, this is Sara Koboyashi. She's a new transfer student from America, and today's her first day. I met her this morning outside the school, and I helped her to the chairman's office. Coincidentally, we're now in the same class together." explained Haruhi, while I smiled to each one as they were named. They seemed like a nice bunch of guys. Well, except for him...

"Um…Tamaki-senpai…could you let me go?" asked Haruhi, as he tried, in vain, to get Tamaki's off of him. You see, Haruhi was currently being hugged (more like strangled) by Tamaki, and Tamaki showed no signs of letting go anytime soon.

However, he released Haruhi (reluctantly, might I add) and strode over to me, a princely air about him. Bringing a rose out of nowhere, he gently took hold of my hand and exclaimed, "Dear princess, I wish of you to take this rose as a token of my love for you. Fair young maiden, your beauty that outshines a thousand stars, is unworthy of this wretched soul."

…I blinked. And then blinked again.

Now, a really hot guy just came up to me, gave me a rose (from where I'd rather not know…), and exclaimed how beautiful I was. Was I phased by it? Did I squeal and keel over because of his hotness? Was I about to blush and mumble an embarrassed 'thank you'? Nope, nadah and…no.

Smirking, I used my left hand, the one he wasn't holding, and lifted my imaginary skirt, in an old-fashioned curtsey. "Oh, prince Tamaki, I thank you for your kind words, but I'm afraid the truly beautiful one here, is you. Your heavenly good looks, your fair complexion, your shining, golden locks, your captivating amethyst eyes, your magnificently sculpted body, and your sweet, sweet voice that whispers the kindest of words…. All so completely and utterly beautiful. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be off, for you see, I have to go steal food from Hikaru now..." I said, winking. Then I swiftly pulled my hand from his grasp and walked back over to Haruhi, who had gone back to eating.

The rest of the guys stood, staring between Tamaki and I, stunned. Well, except Kyouya, but I was beginning to think nothing around here phased him. And Mori, but I'm thinking he doesn't get startled too often either. All Kyouya did was walk casually over to me, and say in a polite yet bored tone, "Wow, you out-hosted Tamaki. That, in itself, is an amazing feat. Congratulations."

I smirked up at him, wondering what he meant by 'out-hosted', but ignored my curiosity in favor of stealing some of Hikaru's food.

Hey, he wasn't eating it! And besides, he was too busy trying to pick his jaw up from the floor to eat. Though I probably could shove some food into his mouth, just to mess with him… Probably shouldn't, but eh, I was feeling weird today. Different, crazy, and weird. And I like it.

Grinning evilly, I took a spoon full of…well, whatever that stuff was on his plate, and quickly shoved the mysterious substance down his throat. The events that unfolded? Hilarious.

Hikaru's eyes went wide as he started sputtering and choking. Kaoru, concerned for his brother's health, smacked him on the back, trying to get the spoon out. Well, it worked, and the spoon flew out of Hikaru's mouth…and right into Tamaki's still stunned face. Tamaki then started to freak. While flailing around, he accidentally knocked a tray of food into the air, which starting spinning several times, until it finally started descending towards the ground at a blinding speed…and it was aimed right for my head.

Now, remember when I said I was trained by the CIA, FBI, and the Secret Service? Well, there were certain…activities (more like training exercises of DEATH!) I had to do, and one of them was how to protect myself from fast, moving projectiles. I can't tell you much, seeing as how my training is a classified, but what I can tell you is…I aced that 'activity' with flying colors.

My eyes narrowed in concentration as I strategized how to take care of the impending doom of food that was heading straight for me. I could have taken care of it easily on any normal occasion (if flying trays of food could ever be considered normal) except for the fact that everyone in the cafeteria was watching me, waiting to see me get creamed by...uh, well, the creamy looking thing on his plate. Really, what the heck is that?

I decided the only thing I could do that would be considered normal would be to wait till the last second, as if I were stunned, and then 'miraculously' jump out of the way, just in time.

But of course, my body decided on another course of action.

Really, it's like my brain comes up with all these good ideas, but my reflexes just shrug and turn to my muscles and say, "Hey, wanna do this?", and the muscles all shrug and reply, "Yeah, sure, I don't care" and then they do whatever they want to do. It's very annoying.

I watched my body, as if I were having an out-of-body experience (which I kind of was, considering that I really had no control over my body at this point) twirl around and ninja kick the tray of food, which in turn made it crash into the opposing wall. The tray snapped in half when it made contact with the wall, all of it's contents splattered along the cafeteria wall in a disarray of color. Seriously, what in the world was on that tray?

As everyone stared at me, open-mouthed, again, I nonchalantly turned towards them, as if what just happened was no big deal (and to me, it really wasn't all that amazing).

I sighed and said to them in an exasperated voice, "I told you. I'm a ninja."

Right now, I'm sitting in here in the Third Music Room. Why am I here, and why am I tied to a chair, you ask? Well, I'll tell you, since it seem Tamaki and them are still not done debating over what should be done with me. Now you're even more confused. Ha.

Okay, so after the whole "Cafeteria Ninja Surprise", as I liked to call it, the bell rang, signaling for everyone to head back to their classroom. Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, and I all went back to class, as did Tamaki and the others to their own classrooms, and we spent the rest of the day being bored to death by the lessons, passing notes to each other about random crap, discussing/questioning me about the whole "Cafeteria Ninja Surprise", and bonding. Lots and lots of bonding.

Hanging out with Haruhi, Hikaru, and Kaoru was tons of fun! They knew how to make me smile, knew how to get me to giggle, and they even knew how to make me blush!

Hikaru and Kaoru would prank one of the people in the class, and I'd laugh my butt off every time it succeeded. It was also very funny to watch Haruhi reprimand them, even though I saw him chuckle once. Well, I should say that he giggled. Or more like, she giggled.

Yes, my friends, I'd just discovered Haruhi was a girl. I knew something was off in the beginning (if you can remember back that far), and it was official when I heard one of his- correction, her thoughts. It had something to do with buying some, um, feminine products, that she would need for the coming week. For all you ladies out there, you know what I mean. Boys…you don't need to know.

Anyway, once I knew that, it got slightly awkward, seeing as how I'd been crushing on hi-sorry, her. After a while, I got over it, and everything went back to normal. I mean, really, I hadn't even liked her that much. She was really cool and welcoming, and that's what first attracted me to her, but it was now more like a best friend feeling I had for her. Okay, that sentence sounded kinda weird...MOVING ON!

Finally, class had ended, and I left Haruhi and them, because I had to go visit the Chairman's office about the people/club thing I was supposed to go visit. When I got there, Mr. Suoh told me to head to Music Room Three. So, following his instructions on how to get there, I…well…got there (I'll leave out the part where I spent ten minutes getting lost, found, and lost again).

When I opened the door, I was slightly shocked to see Tamaki, Kyouya, Mori, Hunney, Haruhi, Hikaru, and Kaoru all posing in some kind of Medieval Times get-ups.

We all exchanged shocked/happy greetings, and when I told them all about the favors Mr. Suoh and I had asked of each other, they face-palmed. Seems they had forgotten all about it. Wasn't surprising they did, though, considering all the wacky things that had happened in the cafeteria…

Everything was going great, until I slipped up.

Haruhi had left to prepare some tea for us, and I was having a nice conversation with the rest of, as I had soon found out, host club.

"Hey, why do you make Haruhi do all the house-hold like chores? If it's just that you don't know how to do them, I'm sure she'd help you learn if you asked." I had said.

Tamaki was about to reply when he froze, as did the rest of the hosts.

Quirking my head to the side, I gave them a confused look, before asking them what was wrong.

Tamaki just turned his, now big, eyes at me, and whispered, "Did you just say…'she'?".

I opened my mouth to say something along the lines of, "No, of course not! I said 'he'!", but I was beat to it when a recording of my voice played, letting everyone hear my last sentence clearly.

Kyouya smirked at me, before holding up the little recording box of evil.

"Hm, I believe she did." he said, sounding as if this were just a miniscule discovery.

Suddenly, I was thrown into a chair, tied to it, and chucked into a dark room with no light.

That brings us to where we are now, with Tamaki, Kyouya, Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, and Hunney all in a big group, whispering to each other.

I couldn't hear what they were saying, but I sure could hear it. You know, psychically.

'Oh no! Haruhi's secret has been found out! What should we do?' -Tamaki

'Hm…she found out faster than expected…no matter, I can always have her sworn to secrecy, though I don't think that should be necessary…' -Kyouya

'Well, that sucks…wonder what we do now…if she decides to blow Haruhi's secret, she won't be able to work with us anymore! It'd be boring without our toy…' -Hikaru and Kaoru

'…' -Mori

'Why does everyone seem so worried? Sara-chan doesn't seem like a bad person. She smiled and said Usa-chan was the cutest bunny she'd ever seen! And she loves cake, too! She can't be bad!' -Hunney

"Hey, you guys done yet? I think I'm losing feeling in my left hand…" I called.

They immediately stopped, then they all rushed forward and crowded around me, effectively scaring the crap out of me. Hey, sudden and unexpected movement freaks me out! I got caught off guard!

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!" I screeched, while jumping up and back flipping to the other side of the room.

I dashed out of the dark room, screaming, and crashed into one of the plushy, red couches, making it flip over.

"Uh…Sara-chan? Are you okay?" asked Hunney, who was holding his bunny, timidly. He was leaning over the couch I had just tipped over.

"Heh…yeah, thanks Hunney! Um…tell me, truthfully, was what I did just now…rather disturbing? Or was it just mildly weird?" I asked from my place behind the overturned couch.

"Hm…neither! Heehee, I think you were cute!" cheered Hunney, who giggled and then jumped off the couch, only to run straight for the table with all the cake.

Blushing slightly, I reached to turn the couch back over and into its proper position. Mori suddenly appeared (...I think he's a ninja…) and helped me lift it. Well, he did most of the lifting, I just stood there and looked pretty.

"Sara! How'd you get out of the rope that fast?" exclaimed Hikaru, who, in all the confusion (and me screaming my head off), was now leaning on me from behind, holding the rope up.

"OH! Hikaru, don't scare me like that!" I hissed at him, before registering what he'd just asked. "Hm…I don't really remember. All I remember is sitting in the chair, and then suddenly, you all ran up and crowded around me, causing me to have a momentary freak out, in which everything else is a blur, and I am now standing behind a couch…" I said, my hand softly moving across the comfy fabric of the couch. "Hm…soft…" I muttered, momentarily distracted by the soft texture… Hey! I can get randomly distracted sometimes! It happens!

"Uh…" said Hikaru awkwardly, as he sweat dropped at my idiocy.

"What the heck is going on?" came Haruhi's voice from the door. She was holding a tray of tea, but looked utterly shocked. I could also see the slight anger in her eyes at the thought that maybe someone had done something to me.

Oh aw! Friendship! Rainbows and unicorns and…NARWHALS!

Off topic. Like, completely. I'm kinda tired…. Back to sanity….

"Oh, not much. I just figured out that you're a girl, and then I said so out-loud, and then these guys suddenly tied me to the chair, threw me in that dark room over there, and then started whispering amongst themselves. I said something, can't remember what, and they just rushed up to me, which in turn, freaked the crap out of me. I, somehow, got out of the rope tying me to the chair, and ran outside. As I ran, I crashed into the couch, making it topple over. Mori helped me put it back, and now…here we are." I said, as if it were a normal occurrence and there was nothing strange about it.

Haruhi just sighed, before placing the tray on the table in front of the couch, and taking a seat in the couch opposite of the one I was standing behind.

"Well, I don't know why they're so worked up about it. I don't really care if you know I'm a girl or not. All that matters is that I'm seen for who I am, not for what gender I am." she said, before taking a sip of her tea.

I smiled, before grabbing the couch with my right hand and quickly jumping over it, before landing in a dignified seat on the plush cushions. Picking up a cup of tea, I blew on it, and took a small sip.

"I got that vibe from you, when I first saw you. You don't really care about looks or superficial things, you only care that you're seen for who you are, and that's something I admire very much. I've known too many superficial and vain people in my life, so it's nice to have a friend who's down-to-earth like you. Um…wait, we are friends, right?" I asked, uncertainly, a small bubble of panic beginning to well up at the thought that we might not actually friends.

She looked up at me, startled at my question, before she smiled reassuringly and nodded. "Yes, of course we're friends!" she said, and relief immediately flowed through my veins, causing me to smile.

"Well, that's all well and good, but what are we to do now that Sara knows your secret?" asked Kyouya, down to business as always.

Hmph, he didn't even use an honorific.

"Oh, you don't think I'd tell anyone, do you? I mean, you did say it was a secret, and you freaked over the fact I figured it out, so I assume it would be bad if people knew. But, I wouldn't tell anyway, because it's not my secret to tell. Besides, I'm kinda scared what Kyouya'd do if I told…not that I'd ever even THINK of telling ANYONE! It's just, Kyouya scares me…" I trailed off, looking at Kyouya from my peripheral vision. He was sitting down at a table next to the couch, typing away at a small, little laptop.

I would have thought he wasn't listening anymore, except for the small smirk I saw, and the flash of his glasses, even though he hadn't moved at all.

Creeeeepy.

"B-but, we can't just let you go without knowing FOR SURE that you won't betray us!" Tamaki cried dramatically. He was now sitting beside Haruhi, who was discreetly trying to inch away from him.

"Uh…one, I would never betray y'all, and two, are you and Haruhi dating or something?" I asked, curious as to why Tamaki was always clinging to Haruhi every time I looked at them.

To my surprise, Tamaki went bright red, and Haruhi looked at me in complete and utter shock.

"N-n-n-no! O-of course not! I'm Haruhi's daddy! I could never…!" sputtered Tamaki, who was trying (and failing miserably) to calm down and hide his blush.

Haruhi just shook her head mutely, at a loss for words.

I giggled, before moving my hands in a 'calm down' motion. "Dudes, chill! It's cool! I was just asking! You don't have to freak out so much! I was just curious as to why you two are always together. Whenever I see y'all, Tamaki is clinging to Haruhi, and Haruhi is…well…trying to get away. I didn't know if it was just her way of playing hard to get, or if she really did wanna run away…" I trailed off, seeing as how it looked like Tamaki was about to cry.

"Haruhi! Is this true? You've been trying to run away from Daddy?" cried Tamaki, who then rushed over to his emo-corner and started cultivating mushrooms.

"Um…y'all just wanna leave him be for now?" I asked them, not really wanting to mess with an emotional Tamaki right now.

They all gave their own versions of 'Yes', and then we all sat down on the couches, save for Kyouya, who was still typing on his computer.

Now, Hikaru and Kaoru were sitting on either side of me, while Hunney decided to snuggle up in my lap with a piece of cake. Mori was sitting next to Haruhi, and we all sat in a comfortable silence.

Well…that is, until it happened.

At first, it was just an eerie creaking in the background, but it soon turned into maniacal laughter, which shook the whole room. We all started frantically whipping our heads around in search of the cause of this horrible laughter. Well, except Kyouya and Mori, who I could tell were the more stoic and silent ones, and they probably didn't get scared too easily either.

"Well, well, well…there seems to be freshmeat here at Ouran…now what, pray tell, is this lost little lamb's name?" came the voice, who's whereabouts I still did not know.

I closed my eyes, deciding it'd be better to search for the crazed lunatic psychically, instead of with my physical sight.

Concentrating hard, I could see the other's auras. Mori's, a dark blue, signifying strength, reliability, and gentleness. Kyouya's, a dark purple, signifying stealth, mystery, and secrecy. Hunney's, a soft pink, symbolizing innocence, happiness, and sweetness. Hikaru's, an orange with reddish sparks in it, symbolizing mischievousness, childishness, and a small temper problem. Kaoru's, an orange with yellowish sparks in it, signifying mischievousness, calmness, and a slight sweetness to it, that Hikaru lacks. Haruhi's, a calming green, which I described already, in the first chapter. Tamaki's, a deep, rose red, signifying love, beauty, and many other symbols to go with it. Truthfully, all of their auras had more to them, they were so complex, but I don't really have the time to analyze them, since I'm trying to find that creeper guy.

Aha! Found him! The little sucker is hiding outside, behind a…really creepy…door…that wasn't there before…

"Uh…has that door been there this whole time?" I asked, pointing at the gothic door to my left. Everyone turned, even Tamaki, who had left his emo-corner when all the laughing started. He was now using my hair to hide his face as he peeked out from his hiding place, behind the couch.

The door inched open, and from the small crack, a foot stepped in.

We froze.

Then, the rest of the body followed, and there stood a creepy, tall, dark haired man with a pitch black robe-of-sorts on, and on his hand he had…

A little cat hand puppet. Aw!

After this little discovery, I peeked into his mind, and saw, to my surprise, he was really just a curious guy, who had no evil intent, but was unintentionally creepy as all get-out.

Plus his cat puppet was cute, so he can't be bad.

Now unafraid, I got up from my seat and made my way to the guy. Tamaki gave a startled cry, but I took no notice, since I was now standing face to face with the creeper-who's-really-just-a-nice-guy.

"Hi! I'm Sara Koboyashi! And you are?" I asked, smiling.

He froze for a minute. Probably because he wasn't expecting me to act so normal, I suppose. He must be used to getting screams and people running away in terror when he appears. Poor guy.

Once he'd gotten over his shock, he smiled slightly, before saying, "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm-".

"NEKOZAWA-SENPAI! You scared the crap out of us!" cried the twins, irritated.

I completely ignored them, in favor of looking at Nekozawa, who seemed to be ignoring them also. "Oh, so you're names Nekozawa? It's nice to meet you! Oh! Who's this handsome young cat?" I asked, politely pointing to his hand puppet. What, it's a cute cat!

Nekozawa smiled, then lifted his little puppet up, so I could see it more closely. "This is Belzeneff, the curse doll. Mufufufufufufufufufu~." said Nekozawa, a mysterious edge to his voice.

I giggled, before taking one of Belzeneff's paws, and shaking it. "Well, it's very nice to meet you, Belzeneff. You're quite cute for a curse doll." I said, still giggling slightly.

Straightening up, I waved my hand towards the place where everyone was still sitting, eyes wide and mouths gaping (this excludes Kyouya and Mori, but you probably knew that). "Do you wanna come sit with us? I'll make some more tea, so Haruhi, you don't have to!" I asked Nekozawa, yelling the last part to Haruhi cheerfully.

Nekozawa shook his head, before saying something about having to go back to his Black Magic Club.

I pouted, before nodding my head and telling him I understood.

"Oh, one more thing." said Nekozawa, right before he closed the doors completely, "You'd be a great addition to the Black Magic Club, would you please consider joining?".

I gave him a puzzled look, before asking why I would be a 'great addition'. The others leaned forward, curious of the shadow man's words.

He chuckled, "Well, it should be quite obvious. Your psychic abilities would be a great asset. Sadly, I must be off, so I'll hopefully see you soon." He slowly closed the doors after that, and I turned around, just as slowly, to face the Host Club, who was now staring at me in shock (including Kyouya this time!).

"Sara…" said Hikaru.

"…did he just say…" said Kaoru.

"…that you're psychic?" the both asked, together.

"Hehehehehe, well…" I said, nervously twirling a strand of my hair.

Crap. Screw what I said about Nekozawa and Belzeneff being too cute to cause harm.

NEKOS ARE EVIL!

Author's Note:

Mwahahahahahahahaha! Cliffie! Yes! I am evil, and yes I do know this. Well, hope y'all enjoyed this SUPER LONG CHAPTER! Please leave a review! Lots of LOVELS! Bye!

Also, leave a comment saying whether or not you want her powers to be found out or not yet! I've already got it planned out, I just want to know what y'all wanted too! Happy Friday the 13th!

Sincerely, Raven T ^_^