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"You're My Only Hope"

Over near the crashed escape pod, several hours after R2 (Clam) and 3PO (Dave) left it, there were now a squad of Storm Troopers investigating the site. "Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." One of the troopers said. Another trooper, held a small metallic disk and said, "Look sir, droids." A trooper standing next to him yelled, "That's not a droid you idiot! That's a metallic disk!" And he then whacked the back of the trooper's head with his palm.

In the farm garage, 3PO was being lowered into an oil filled tank. To non-droids, it's just an oil bath. But to droids, an oil bath was the equivalent to a hot tub; so 3PO was feeling pretty excited for his treatment. Meanwhile, Luke (Raj), whom was also wearing a fez on his head, was doing his best to scrape any loose dirt or rocks off of R2. He had a small bag of marshmallows next to him; while he cleaned R2, he couldn't help but pop one in his mouth.

3PO asked, "So Luke, other than work on this farm, what else do you do here?" Luke sighed and said, "Well my robotic friend, other than hang with my friends at Anchor Head, I usually bulls-eye Womp Rats in my T-16." He then smirked a little, "But what I really like to do is organize my record collection. I first started when I found some buried in the sand. Ever since then I've been buying and storing them."

Then Luke's scraper caught on something; "Hey, there's something stuck real good in this R2 unit. Maybe if I just give it a little mor-"

It popped loose, and a light beamed from R2's holographic projector. It projected an image of a white robed mongoose. She said the words, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope." And the message continued to repeat those words. Luke was both surprised and fascinated at what he was seeing.

"3PO, who is she?" Luke asked. 3PO shrugged and answered, "I honestly don't know. I saw her with R2 earlier; but other than that I can give no advice." Luke looked at the hologram some more than said as he twisted a knob on R2, "Is there any more to this message. Because I'm pretty sure she's referring to old Ben Kenobi who lives not too far from here."

But as suddenly as the image appeared, it then vanished. Luke seemed rather frustrated when that happened. "Hey! Where did the girl go? Come on!" Luke shouted. R2 said, "Sorry Luke." Luke sighed and continued, "Well at least it can't get worse than this…" He reached into his marshmallow bag, but found it empty. He growled, threw the bag on the ground, and stormed out of the garage to outside. "I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE THIS BLASTED WASTELAND OF A PLANET!" He yelled.

3PO looked over at R2 and said, "Looks like he hates it here." R2, with a slightly annoyed face, replied, "You think?"

(Start playing the classic Binary Suns music from Star Wars: Episode IV; You know, when the Mark Hamill version of Luke looks at the suns setting… COME ON! You had to have watched Star Wars before reading this fic!)

Luke walked outside, kicked some loose dirt, and stood on top of a small hill of sand. On Tatooine, there were not one but two suns in the sky. At the moment Luke was standing on the hill, the two suns were setting in the distance. Luke looked outward at the suns, wondering how much longer he would remain on that planet. He knew his heart was telling him he had to do something far extraordinary…

He then turned around and yelled into the garage, "Don't you two play around with my records! Those are antiques!" From inside of the garage, Luke heard R2 and 3PO say, "Sorry."

(The music suddenly stops.)

A/N: If you're asking yourselves, "Why did he make Raj into Luke?" Well I already made Lazlo into Peter Parker, AKA Spiderman. And plus, do you really want to have Lazlo be Luke Skywalker hand have him realize he kissed his sister? Now review!