Note - Crack fic inspired by this (x). Not my best work, but this is what I came up with. Features jealous Hunter and a British intern whose appearance is suspiciously similar to that of David Tennant (completely unintentional. I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who lately, and it's been messing with my brain. I mean, the description of the intern is still pretty generic, but whatever. I'm not sorry; David Tennant's a very attractive Scot. Subconscious wants what the subconscious wants. Okay, I'm rambling. Shutting up now).
Riley Campbell seems nice enough, but there's just something about him that rubs Hunter the wrong way. Maybe it's the way that everyone - and by that he means Jeff, Nick, and a couple other choice students - cling to his every word and go out of their way to talk to him. It's probably because, for a man well in his early thirties, Mr. Campbell is pretty. He's a handsome man, tall and slim with pale skin, dark hair, and brown eyes. What really seals the deal is the fact that Mr. Campbell is from England, and Hunter would be damned before he admitted that his accent is very attractive.
But back the point, the reason why Mr. Campbell ruffles Hunter's feathers is how he's one of those people who are natural flirts. It seems like he flirts with everyone. He probably doesn't mean any harm; it's just his way of interacting - but still, flirting with Hunter's boyfriend is so not cool.
Okay, it wasn't really flirting as much as it was a teacher (well, in this case, intern) trying to assist a struggling student. But you've got to understand, it was a personal tutoring session that Mr. Campbell had offered. Hunter had been offering to help Sebastian with Algebra 2 for months and had been turned down, but when some British intern from Manchester offers, he says yes? That's unfair.
So, Hunter does the only thing he can think of: he calls immigration on Mr. Campbell's ass. Call him a terrible person if you will, but it's not like the man's going to get in trouble. They'll probably do some background work, check some papers, but Mr. Campbell will get out relatively unscathed. At least Hunter hopes so. He'd hate to be the reason why the man gets arrested.
In the end, it's worth it. Why? Because now Hunter's the one doing to personal tutor sessions. Ha. Hunter - 1, Campbell - 0.