4 Glory, 4 Fun, 4 Kibble!
A.N. So sorry for the long time since I updated my story but life...life has been hell. So let me address a few things: 1. I have A.D.H.D. and have had it since I was 6 add that with my hard time "penning my thoughts to paper" 2. Black Lagoon takes place in 1997 this story is set around 2010ish 3. Yes Ian is loosely based off me, so take him with a shaker of salt. 4. Yes, I do have the skills Ian has though not as good except for the drinking ability. 5. Why are you still reading this it's action time!
(10 min. from were we last left our..."Heros")
"I'm done!" Rock says after his 5th shot, he looks to Revy, "Revy how you doing?" he asks. "I'm fucking done too." she says as her head rests on the table. Rock looks at Ian, "How the hell can you drink so much and not even be buzzed?" Ian smirks "I am buzzed, again anyways." he says with a chuckle. "What the fuck does that meen asshole?" Revy asks with her head still resting on the table, while Rock just looks dumbfounded. "Well you see by body burns through everything rather quickly, and when I hit the head 20 min ago I basically pissed away my buzz." Ian says with a shy, "How?" is all Rock can say. "Well it has to do with my mental disorder. See I have what's called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or A.D.H.D. for short. I've had it since I was real young and was on every medicine for it on the market for around 9 years. Because of my size and natural tolerance to most things they had to keep uping the doses and changing what I was on, but the same common thing about all of the medicines were that they were Amphetamines or "SPEED" based drugs, but due to that my body has adapted an even greater tolerance for things and can heal 3 times faster than most people." Ian sighs again and takes a long swig from the whiskey bottle as the doors to the Yellow Flag opens behind him and a group of armed mercs walk in. Ian, who has been looking at the mirror behind the bar sighs once more as he moves the bottle to his left hand and leans forward and picks up his winnings and places them back in the box by his feet. "Looks like trouble finally found me, you guys should clear out." Ian whispers to his drink companions. Suddenly a gun is pointed at the back of his head as the man behind it cocks the hammer back, "Looks like we found you 'Teicho'!" The American man in his mid twenties with dirty blond hair says with hate, "Four long years, it took us four long years to find you 'Teicho' and now we're going to settle up you debt." he then looks at the other two at the table and an evil grin crosses his face, "Why 'Teicho' you also brought me a gift the people responsible for my fathers death, how thoughtful of you." he states as Rock and Revy just noticed the Extra Order patches on the 16 people in front of them. "Well if that is why your hear then could I at least finish my drink before I die?" Ian says as he shows the bottle of whiskey in his left hand. "Sure I not a totally heartless basterd 'Teicho' go on and finish your last drink." Ian winks at his two companions and moves his hand as if he was about to drink, then he quickly kicks his chair back while turning around and using the bottle to hit the gun right where the merc is holding it, breaking the bottle and making him drop the gun. As the merc starts to yell Ian grabs him by the face and brings him closer as his fingers dig into the sides of his face, "I KNOW I TRAINED YOU BETTER!" Ian yells in his face, "I thought after your father, the 'Captain' was killed by arrogance you would learn, but no so now I have to teach you one last lesson, the student rarely surpasses the teacher." Ian says as he shoves the remains of the bottle in his neck, as he does Revy and Rock pull their guns and open up on the stuned mercs dropping them all before they could even get one shot off. Ian then pulls out his twin M9s with the kanji for law and order on them as he turns and points them at Rock and Revy who are already doing the same thing. "So tell me why we shouldn't just kill you right here, RIGHT NOW!" Revy yells at Ian, "Because there are about to be more of those dumbfucks coming through those doors and you want to know what the hell is going on." Ian says as he turns and fires as the doors bust open dropping the four in front before the rest get to cover, "Revy less talking more shooting." Rock says as he fires towards a merc who stuck his head out to try and get a line of sight, hitting him in the eye. "Fine but you got some explaining to do if we fucking get out of this alive." she yells at Ian.
(Meanwhile 2 min from the Yellow Flag.)
"Step on it Benny boy, Rock and Revy could be in some real shit right now." Dutch says as he readies his shotgun and checks his revolver, "I already have the peddle to the metal Dutch. This Jeep isn't as fast as the GTO." Benny says with a sigh, "Guys please be ok when we get there. I don't want to have to try and drag you out of a gun fight." he says as he weaves in and out of traffic.
A.N.2: So yea that shit really did happen to me growing up and has done all of that to my system, now I can do Lethal levels of things and be no worse for ware. I also took Risperdal and have gynecomastia because of it, Ian how ever does not. Plus I'm a little bigger than Ian and have other differences but that's not imperative for you to know. So yea this is basically a what would happen if I joined the Lagoon Co. I do hope you enjoy this story and I'm already writing the next chapter as you read this one.
Best of Luck
Chaos "The Crimson Harbinger" DeLane