Ants In His Pants
Story #: 0061
by Kaline Reine
WARNINGS: Incest with almost the whole family in this first chapter. If you can handle this, you can handle anything. There are all kinds of crazy sex in this story, so I suggest you don't read at all if that kind of thing bothers you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or anything else from the show. Masashi Kishimoto is a genius, and I love his work.
Chapter 4:
It wasn't that Itachi didn't find Kakashi attractive. He really did like the guy, actually. It was just that he didn't want to seem desperate. And the last thing he needed was an over-confident Kakashi on his hands.
It was degrading enough for him to have been in that situation to begin with! Kakashi was lucky to be alive at this point, as he was pressed mercilessly into the cold, dusty floor. This room obviously hadn't been used in a long while. He smirked. No wonder the copy-nin had been so desperate to make some kind of deal with him.
He allowed Kakashi to turn his head just enough to look into his eyes, as he yanked the older man's pants down. He couldn't see if he was sporting a boner or not, and this point he really didn't care.
Itachi slid his huge swollen penis into Kakashi's tight, warm ass. "No, wait! I've never done this, and I- Aaahhh!"
Kakashi screamed, and at first he thought it was because his victim was in agony, which is what he wanted. But he had struck his prostate. And as he thrust in and out of him, Itachi realized that he was loving it. He had reduced the White Fang of Konoha to a screaming, writhing puddle of sex in a matter of seconds.
"Hold still," Itachi licked the shell of his ear from behind. "And enjoy it, Kakashi-san..."
His thrusting only increased in pace, as he ground the copy-nin into the floor. Kakashi was holding onto the bottom two legs of the interrogation chair for dear life! Itachi would have laughed, had he not been so close to cumming.
And then he came, deep inside the older man's ass. Kakashi didn't orgasm, he managed to hold it off, in some vague attempt to hold onto his pride. But Itachi was not about to let up.
"Oh no you don't! I'm not done yet!" He stopped him from crawling away. Itachi didn't even go limp, he just kept on fucking the hell out of his little brother's sensei.
Thinking of that made Itachi think about all kinds of other things too... Like his brother. With his cute little Uchiha smirk, his hot body, and that tight little ass...
"Mhmm, that ass..." He slipped up and voiced his thoughts out loud.
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Sasuke heard shouting coming from the direction of Konoha. He pried his tongue out of Orochimaru's mouth, and ran back to the village to see what was wrong.
"Damn!" Orochimaru's anger showed audibly, once the little Uchiha had gone. "I will have you, Sasuke-kun!"
It turned out to be just two of the Genin arguing over something. Sasuke decided ti was best to just go home. Their was no training today, and he had nothing he was really suppoosed to be doing. But he knew that there must be a reason Orochimaru was cast out from their village. He would stay home for now.
He came home to an empty house... or so he thought.
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Itachi had finally finished with Kakashi, and was on his way to the Hokage. The gray-haired Copy-Nin had been to exhausted and broken to stop him now. Plus, he was afraid of getting raped again.
But the path that led to the Hokage's office was still too far away for him to make it. He was still hard, and needed to cum again.
Stopping to check if anyone was following him, Itachi ducked into an alley. No one was around, so he yanked down his pants and went to work on himself. His hand moved in a steadily-growing rhythm, until the wall across from him was coated in creamy white. He wanted to stop, but he just kept going, needing to empty himslef again. This was making him kind of thirsty, and he realized that he would need to replace some of his fluids, if he were going to keep this up without fainting.
'Okay just one more time...' He thought, smirking to himself.
The Uchiha was so lost in his perverted thoughts, that he didn't hear someone approaching him.
"Well well..." The man with the crazy spikey black hair smirked arrogantly down at him. "What do we have here? I never thought you'd reduce yourself to jacking off in an alley, Itachi-san. What a waste."
"Kotetsu?" His eyes shot open, and he jolted from his position courched on the ground.
Itachi was mortally afraid of the man who was bold enough to seme over Izumo. Izumo himself was ruthless enough, but... the rumors about the extent of Kotetsu's cruelty in bed were endless. He ran from the alley for his life.
But now Kotetsu had seen him, and he knew only one thing: He wanted Itachi for his own. And now he would stop at nothing to have him.
"Get back here!" He chased after the Uchiha. "Itachi-san! I just want to talk!"
'Yeah right. There's no way I'm buying that!'
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Finally, he had reached his destination. The Hokage's office was guarded against intruders, but since he was a citizen of Konoha, they let him in without worry.
"Water..." Her rasped when he found Tsunade at her desk. No one else, not even that Shizune lady, was around. "I need water..." He panted.
She rushed to get him a glass. "Now, tell me what happened. Were you attacked? What's the problem?"
He shook his head no. "I wasn't attacked. The problem is..." He dropped his pants to reveal his absolutely huge boner. "This."
Tsunade was just shocked. She knew that there were people in Konohagakure that wanted to sleep with her, but none of them had this much audacity. Before she knew what was happening, Itachi was behind her. He grabbed her neck from behind, and pulled her backwards with him to the door. The familiar sound of the locks clicking alerted her to his actions.
"Itachi-san... What the hell are you doing?! Get out of my office!"
She tried to keep her dignity in tact, but in the end she found herself being tied down to her desk. Itachi used Ninja wire to bind her wrists and ankles to the desk. Then he ripped off her shirt.
The cool air made her nipples stand at attention, begging to be caressed. He took his time, touching them gently, before nipping at her neck as he climbed on top of her. Deciding to be cruel, Itachi pinched each nipple as hard as he could, bringing tears the Hokage's eyes.
"But you must, on some level, like it," He smiled, and kissed along her jawline just for fun. "Otherwise you would kill me. I know you're stronger than this, Hokage-sama."
"Liar!" She didn't want to admit that. "I just... You locked me in. You tied me up. There is nothing I can do."
"Fine. If that's the way you want it, I'll play your game."
She just looked at him, not saying a word. What else could she say? It was really his game, not hers. He had started it. She was practically giving him permission to do whatever he wanted to her. Tsunade could get away any time she wanted. She was a Sannin, and one of the strongest people in the village.
Itachi yanked her pants as far down as they would go without having to untie the bound woman. He began pinching her breasts again, he was really into that kind of thing, apparently. They shook when he slid inside of her, and began pounding into her right away. He came in only a few minutes, although she was a little looser than he expected. But she was still a great fuck.
"Why are you doing this?" She wanted to know.
Tsunade wasn't scarred for life, or pleading for him to stop. All in all, she really didn't seem to care that much. She only wanted to know why he was doing this now, of all times. It wasn't like Itachi at all, and they both knew it. The cold, uncaring Uchiha who turned everyone down, no matter what the nature of their request, be it sex or otherwise...
"I can't help it," He panted, watching her boobs bounce up and down in his face. "There's something wrong with me. Aaagh!" He came in her again. "I'm so tired... But I can't go on without it. I need this, Hokage-sama."
She understood. This was what Orochimaru had been babbling about when he was escorted out of the village.
At last he felt fulfilled... for now. And Itachi let her go, untying her and fixing her clothing back the way it was. It really was considerate of him. But before she could say anything else, he was gone.
"Shizune!!!" She called out for her assistant, who came in a few minutes later. "I need you to get everyone in Konoha on birth control pills, immediately!"
"Wha- Why?" She looked at the Hokage like she was crazy.
"It needs to be done now. Uchiha Itachi is on a violent sex-crazed rampage and he's been raping everyone."
Just then, Kakashi rushed though the door. "Where is he?"
Tsunade smirked. "See, Shizune? You're too late Kakashi. He was already here, and he left."
"So did he-"
"I don't want to discuss what happened when he was here. He left, and that's all you need to know. I don't know where he went, but we have to stop him so we can find out a way to help him with his problem. There has to be an antidote to that stuff Orochimaru gave him!"
"Right, I'm on it." He vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a very knowing Tsunade, and a very confused Shizune.
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Itachi decided he needed some lunch. If he didn't eat something soon, he would pass out. That was why he had gone to the ramen stand earlier, but he'd run into Ino and Sakura and they sort of took his mind off eating.
"I'm home!" He called to everyone in the Uchiha manor.
"Nii-san!" Sasuke came out of the living room to greet his brother. He had been gone all day. "Where were you? I was looking for you, and I ran into-"
"Nevermind that. I've been uh... training. And I've worked up an appetite. Do we have anything to eat?"
"I don't know. Mom's been acting weird... She's in the kitchen. In her underwear..."
Itachi went into the kitchen to find Mikoto sporting a lacy lingerie set. It was purple and black and looked positively wicked on her body. It brought to mind immediate thoughts of earlier this morning, but he was hungry and had to resist, lest he starve himself to death, and die of sexual exhaustion.
"Oh, Itachi! Hi!" She gave him a hug when he came into the kitchen. Her breasts were pressed flush against his chest, and his body started to react.
'Not here... not now,' He mentally scolded himself. 'Not in front of my little brother!'
"I made lunch for everybody. Sasuke, there's some for you too."
"Thanks, you're the best!" He didn't return her hug, but he did wolf down her food, and asked for seconds. The other two were just staring at him. "Where is father?"
Mikoto shrugged. "I have no idea. He went out earlier. Oh, but he did tell me to tell you that you're old enough now... And you can have other people in your room, whenever you want. We won't stop you, as long as we can still-"
"That's enough!" He had to stop her from finishing her sentence in front of Sasuke. He'd always loved how his little brother thought so highly of him, and he wanted it to stay that way. No, Sasuke could never know of this! "Sorry but I have to go. Thank you, Kaasan! I'll see you later. Goodbye Otouto, I've got more training to do, so-"
"That's great Aniki, I can come with you!"
Sasuke's eyes grew brighter, and he had gone to get his Ninja equiptment. Itachi sighed, and when his brother came back out, he had everything- but a shirt. He was topless, and Itachi was forced to look at him. His problem from earlier was coming back, stronger than ever.
"You can't come with me, foolish Otouto."
"Hn?" Sasuke glared at him. He was offended. "Why not?"
"Well because... er... I am learning a new technique. It's a secret one. I'll teach you later. I have to learn it first on my own, and then I can show you."
"Really, Aniki?" Sasuke jumped on him, excited.
He pushed Itachi back onto the couch, and climbed on top of him for a hug. Itachi and Sasuke had always been very affectionate. Mikoto watched them through a small opening in the kitchen door. She was happy they were finally getting along, so to speak.
The younger Uchiha sat in Itachi's lap, and nuzzled against his chest. Before, this would not have been a problem. But poor Itachi was starting to realize his feelings for his brother a little too late. He had to get away! But Sasuke's movements were so exotic, the way he writher around was doing things to Itachi, and soon it would be too much for him. This was pure torture, there was no other word for it. He wanted his little brother. Gods, what the hell was wrong with him?!
"Sasu-chan..." He moaned.
Finally Sasuke gave him the hug, and allowed himself to be gently pushed onto the couch. Itachi wanted to just get up and leave, he really did. But he just couldn't resist this beautiful temptation that was being offered to him.
He moved over his brother, and hugged him back, but he lingered near his pulse point. A warm tongue flicked out to lick over Sasuke's neck, before Itachi's teeth nipped at the same spot. He had gained a cute little squeak from the boy, and Itachi wanted so much more. The sound of their father clearing his throat was what stopped him.
"Did your mother tell you about your room, Itachi-san?" He demanded in a harsh voice.
"Yes, she did," itachi got off Sasuke, before giving him a chaste kiss on the forehead. "I have to be going now. Goodbye, otouto. I'll teach you that technique soon."
Before anything else could happen, Itachi left.
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A/N: I tried really hard to make this chapter a good one too. I don;t think it's quite as much fun as it could have been but I'm trying to get this story done as soon as I can. Hope it was enjoyable anyway. And yes, I know the ItaSasu scene wasn't enough. But hey, I was building up for the plot later. Hope it was good!
-Kaline Reine