iHave a Dirty Little Secret

Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.

Disclaimer-Well, we know I don't own iCarly because I have to put a disclaimer at the beginning of every chapter.

A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.

Chapter 4

Sorry this chapter is super short! Ok, not super short just not as long as I wanted it to be.

Sam's POV

"What fun?" I asked.

"Oh, you'll see," she said. "I have the whole night planned out."

"Great!" I smiled with fake enthusiasm.

"No fake enthusiasm!" Carly ordered.

"Nyeh," I said.

"Nyeh?" Carly asked.

"Nyeh," I repeated.

"Whatever," she said as she rolled her eyes. "Ok, first we are gunna play Cupcake Slam!"

"Awesome," I agreed. "Loser has to…"

"Uh…take the shame?" Carly suggested.

"Ok, take the shame and…" I asked.

"How about," she thought for a sec. "Has to kiss Freddie and if Freddie loses he has to kiss you!"

"Uh, if he loses I have to suffer to?" I (fake) complained. I really didn't mind kissing Freddie. Maybe I should lose on purpose…nah.

"Exactly!" Carly smiled.

"Whatever," I agreed, "let's go."

"Let's do this thing!" Carly said. I looked at her.

"What?" she asked.

"You can't do that unless you want people to look at you like you are insane!" I told her. Freddie nodded in agreement.

"Whatever can we go?" Carly asked.

"Yuppers," I agreed.

We walked into the kitchen and got our cupcakes ready.

"Ok, Freddie do that lame countdown thing you do before iCarly that is too good for 1," I ordered. He looked at me with confusion.

"You know, 5, 4, 3, 2, and then no 1?" I explained. Now Carly was looking at me with the same look.

"Fine Mr. and Mrs. I hate 1…I'll do it," I said.

"In, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1," I counted, emphasizing the 1. "CUPCAKES!" we all threw are cupcakes and started yelling encouraging words to them. Don't ask why, you try throwing a cupcake at a door and not yelling at it to stay…it is fairly difficult. We saw the chocolate cupcake hit the ground-Carly's cupcake.

"Crap!" Carly yelled. Now it was my turn to stare. Carly never curses. The worst word she's ever said to a person is skunkbag.

"What?" she asked. "I lost now I have to kiss Freddie."

"What did you eat," I asked. "I think Griffin's getting to ya." Griffin and Carly got back together after I took the bold step of selling his pee wee babies (about 500 bucks baby!) and he realized he didn't like them that much anyway. Since he dumped the pee wee babies (and Carly could finally stop seeing Peter the penguin and his evil little buddies revolve around his head) they decided to date again about 3 months ago.

"Come here Freddie," she said as she pulled him into a kiss. But the thing is the kiss didn't stop…they kept kissing. And Freddie looked like he was enjoying it. I really don't know what came over me-jealousy maybe. But all I know is that I've never felt so mad in my life.

I tore Freddie and Carly apart and screamed, "I thought you loved me!" I ran upstairs into Carly's room and locked the door leaving a confused Freddie and a very confused Carly.

Sorry it is short…to make it up to you I will post a (longer) chapter later today…and trust me it's good Seddie stuff. = )

LOVE ALWAYS,

-randomness