Me: *sitting at desk, chillin'*

Me: *looks at clock, it says 3:35*

Me: Meh. *Goes on this website out of boredom*

Me: I wonder what some of my favorite authors have posted...Ooh! This War of Mine by Sivam-Surprise got an update! I wonder what they wrote about it…

*reads latest chapter* Ha, effing awesome.

(Brain: Ah, it appears you haven't updated anything on your account for the past few months.)

Me: Huh? Who's speaking?!

(Brain: Your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days since all you seem to do is just go throughout your daily routine without bothering to write a new story.)

Me: What does that mean?!

(It means you're a lazy-bum on the border of becoming a Shut-in NEET, be thankful you go to school. Now, open up a Document and apologize to everyone following your account, and tell them they'll be getting something soon!)

Me: Fiiiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeee...IapologizetoeveryonefollowingmeandIpromiseyou'llgetsomenewcontentsoon.

(With passion, dammit!)

Me: UGH! FINE, GOSH!

Ahem...well, now that that's out of the way, I think here's a good a time as any to say...I'm not dead?

Nor is A Dark Future, which is coming this Saturday. For realzies. Actual, legitimate realzies. Sorry for the…*checks calendar again* SIX MONTH LONG WAIT I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GIVING IT TO YOU SOON

All the other stories though...they'll either be scrapped or put onto the backburner for a while until I find a better writing style and more motivation. Yes, that's a news I present to you after months-long hiatus, smart.

It's just...been a hard time for me. The latter half of 2017 sucked, hard. Family issues, grades falling, relationship issues, stuff that I shouldn't be telling you, etc. So yeah, I understand you don't want to hear about a guy going through hard times, you want ANIME FANFICTIONS, dangit! And I'm gonna give it to you!

From this point forward is a new me! I have two new currently ongoing stories that I have planned to be put on the site, to which the first chapters of each should be on this little update.

One of them's a four-way crossover of some of my favorite shows: Noragami, Blue Exorcist, Soul Eater and Kekkai Sensen and currently has about 3 chapters written.

The other's a regular crossover between my favorite anime of all time and my favorite web series, RWBY, which also has 3 chapters written so far.

Which one do you want to see first? Well, obviously you can't answer here, so I'm going to post the first chapter of each, and see which ones you like better. I might set up a poll, but I figure just simply writing a review is more effective, no?

But anyways. I have a new policy for myself, just to avoid scrapping any stories I don't have any passion for anymore:

They have to be at least 20,000 words and/or at least 3 chapters written

Only one big story at a time. I have a lot of ideas for oneshots, so I'll do a lot of those rather than full-fledged stories.

No more than 3 updates a month to not overstrain myself, but also, at least one update a month.

So yeah. Be on the lookout for more oneshots, and, well, whatever story you guys pick! It'll be up to you!

It's good to be back :)