Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Kenshin: Let's see what this chapter will behold...Ayame, Sakura and Hinata argue over who deserves Naruto more.
Haou: Uh huh, and more of Ayame's memories are brought back through giving her master special services.
Naruto: You guys are the biggest freaks in the world! I can't agree to this, and neither can Sakura-chan, Hinata and Ayame.
Sakura: I don't mind competing for him.
Hinata: I don't mind sharing him.
Ayame: I'll do anything for master.
Naruto: YOU AREN'T HELPING!!
Kenshin: So, what you're saying is that you don't want to give 'special' attention to three sexually active and attractive girls? You're saying you're not attracted to women?
Naruto: No, I'm just saying that I prefer to marry a woman by her choice, not just because someone else made her!
Haou: But from what we see, Ayame, Sakura and Hinata have real feelings for you, human. I don't see a problem here.
Naruto: Ayame only loves me because she's in this terrible state of mind. And since she's in this condition how can you expect me to calmly love her?
Yusei: Obviously you didn't realize that her services were the reason behind her regaining her job memories.
Naruto: Who the hell are you?!
Yusei: From now on I'll be hosting this fic.
Naruto: Your what?
Chapter 4: Ayame's Competition
Hinata looks at the gifts Sakura bares for Naruto, a bucket full of packs o' noodles and some steaks, and grits her teeth at the generosity the red head was going for. Sakura holds her bucket up. "These are for Naruto."
"Do you...do you always give Naruto-kun gifts, or is this your first time?" Hinata asks her, looking at her, then inside the house.
The Hyuga gasps when her Byakugan picks up the image of Ayame inside straightening up the place. Hinata pales even whiter than normal at the thought of why the chef of Naruto's favorite ramen stand in his room; like they could be in a relationship.
That thought itself scares Hinata to death, even so much she falls to the ground. Sakura bows down to the Hyuga. "I felt the same way when I saw her..."
"Why is...another woman in Naruto-kun's..." Hinata didn't even want to know why she was there.
"Let's go ask." Sakura then rears her fist back, and blows the door down in a single punch.
Inside Ayame flinches at the noise, then stares into the eyes of Sakura and Hinata. "Ano, who are you?"
Sakura blinks, then asks, "Wait! Aren't you that ramen girl? Why are you inside of Naruto's house?"
"What? You know Naruto-sama?" Ayame asks her, not noticing the giant vein on Sakura's forehead.
"'Sama'?! What kind of relationship do you have with Naruto?!" Sakura asks her with a malicious voice.
Ayame sits down in a chair. "I am Naruto-sama's slave. He is my wonderful master who protects and loves me like a wife."
Hinata begins to hyperventilate at the thought of Naruto and this woman having relations. Sakura was at a loss of words as well, but not to the extent of breathing hard in and out. "Y-Your his slave? For how long?!"
"I've been assigned to him just last night, right after he saved me from being raped by a group of men..." A lone tear falls down her left eye as she thinks back to that terrifying night.
Sakura and Hinata gasps when she confesses that; Rape was not something to laugh at, nor was it something that goes away with a single day. Then Sakura notices a bruise on her forehead.
Sakura presses a hand to it, and examines it. She then gasps once more in shock when she realizes what's happening. Ayame pulls her hand away and asks frantically, "What are you doing to me?!"
"I understand; Ayame, what do you remember before the rape?" Sakura asks her, as Hinata sits down next to her.
Ayame takes a while to think it over, and shakes her head in sadness. "I don't know; I only know my name and that I use to be a chef."
"That's all?" Sakura asks with frustration tainting her lips.
"Well, we'll do our best to help you through this!" Hinata states proudly. Sakura shifts her eyes to stare at Hinata, wondering where this confidence came from. In the Hyuga's mind though, this was what she was really planning; 'I was okay with the possible thought of sharing Naruto with Sakura-san, but not with someone I don't know no matter what she's been through!'
"Well, I guess if it'll help you with your problem." Sakura says, smiling to the ramen chef. But like the other she had other motives; 'This has become more troublesome than I first thought. There are two rivals...'
"Great! Then for the moment we'll clean his place up." Ayame says, standing back up with a happier attitude. "Let's do our best for Master's affections!"
"Yeah, sure." Hinata and Sakura agree at once, faking smiles under their true masks of hatred.
'Naruto will be mine!'
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Naruto flinches instantly, a chilling sensation shuddering up his back. "What's this horrible feeling?! I'm getting the feeling, I'll be jumped by people I can't hurt..."
"Why do you say that?" Shikamaru asks him, looking beside him at the ninja while the two of them were sitting beside a coffee shop. "You can't be that bummed out just because we don't have any missions today."
"I don't know...by the way, Shikamaru," Naruto returns himself to normal, and glances at pineapple head. "How are things with Temari?"
"Like I'll tell you. My private matters are none of your business." Shikamaru states, much to Naruto's dismay.
"Aw, come on! Don't you have anything to say?" Naruto asks him once more.
Shikamaru stares at Naruto a bit intently. "Why do you care so much about my relationships anyway? Did Sakura-san ask you out or something?"
"Huh? No! Well actually, I hope she does sometime soon...but this isn't about Sakura-chan." Naruto claims, shaking his head no in response. The blond then takes in a big sigh. "You see, I have this friend."
"A friend, huh?" Pineapple head repeats, reading in between what the word friend means. "What's his problem?"
"You see, there's this girl he knows who was almost raped, but he saved her life before it was too late." Naruto begins, catching the genius' attention with those words. "And well, the girl gained amnesia and ended up wanting to become his slave, even saying she loves him, and the guy doesn't know what to do; he's not the type of jerk to take advantage of her in such a state, but he feels that if he doesn't she'll become cold and bitter towards him and other men. What should he do?"
"It's that bad huh?" Shikamaru asks, getting ready to piece in his two cents. "Well, in this situation your friend shouldn't try anything to upset this girl and cause her more pain."
"Really?" - Naruto
"Yes. Here's what your friend should do..."
-- One Hour Later
Naruto walks up to his home, taking out his keys to unlock the door. The blond was still slightly uneasy over what to do, but trusts the smart ninja's advice. He tries the door before going in, and for some reason it opened up. 'Huh? Did Ayame go out or something?'
He dismisses this thought when he remembered that Ayame was still in deep shock over the incident. Naruto walks closer to the doorway, blinking a couple of times as he moves nearer. A flash of red appears around him, and he suddenly stops.
Naruto quickly comes to, and returns to what he was doing without bothering to question what happened just now. As he steps inside Naruto takes great notice as to how nice the place looks. It was such a good thing to see. "Wow. Ayame must have cleaned the place."
As he wanders around his practically brand new home, he takes in a deep breath. Once he does so he intakes an intoxicating aroma. 'This smell...I know that wonderful smell anywhere...'
He then rushes off, following the scent with his nose only. Naruto comes before the bathroom of his home, and opens his eyes to the sight in front of him;
His bathtub was filled with hot piping miso noodles. His eyes went wider than a fat guy's ass as his mouth drooled enough to fill an ocean. Naruto steps up towards the tub, taking in the scent of the ramen. 'This is the greatest things I've ever seen.'
But as he smelled the ramen tub, he feels something wet, soft, fleshy and with a taste of what he was sniffing press onto his mouth. Naruto opens his eyes quickly to see what was touching his lips, and sees three sets of lips on him.
He first receives a nosebleed from the kiss itself and the sight, falling backwards onto his bum. He stares in shock at the sight he sees before him; Hinata, Sakura, and Ayame were all sitting up from inside the tub, their lips extended for kissing which they just did. And I don't need to mention they were naked.
"Eh-eh-ehm-" He stutters, unable to conprehend what was going on.
"Welcome back home, master." Ayame says in a seductive voice.
"Naruto, what's wrong?" Sakura asks him in the same tone as Ayame.
"Don't you want a taste of sexy, ramen-flavored women?" Hinata speaks to him in a much more lustful voice than the others.
Naruto turns away from them, holding his nose together so he doesn't suffer anemia. Sakura and Hinata step out of the bathtub and step towards him, then pull the boy towards the tub.
"Now now, Naruto. You're not gonna give up the chance to eat with us right?" Sakura says in that same temptress voice as before. She and Hinata make a couple of hand seals, and within seconds Naruto's clothes phase through him. The girls then throw him inside the tub, dipping the blond within the oodles of noodles.
Yusei: You're probably wondering why Sakura, Hinata and Ayame were naked in a tub of noodles at this moment. But that will be explained the next chapter.
Kenshin: Oi, don't take over without us leaving properl-
Yusei: Cocytus Breath! *Yusei freezes Kenshin completely by releasing a breath of cold air.*
Haou: Now hold up, you can't just attack him! He's my eternal rival, not-
Yusei: Gaia Force! *Yusei throws a ball of collected energized flames at Haou, incinerating him.*
Yusei: I'll see you all next time.