Disclaimer: Still don't own it….
Be careful what you wish for…
~Ch3~
(It is a not-so-dark morning. Pidgeys are chirping, Sneasels are making whatever noises Sneasels make when they wake up, and Espeons are seen teleporting randomly in and out of sight. It's so peaceful…so serene…no one would ever expect there to be a gigantic fire ball hurtling towards the earth at 15000000mph)
(A gigantic fire ball drops out of the sky and (out of the 100000++ locations in Kanto), chooses to strike the tent that out hero's have conveniently pitched right next to an oil refinery)
(There is a big BOOM, by the way)
-10 cm S/W of the Kanto Octillary Oil Refinery-
Ho-oh: @.@
Gary: x.X
Lugia: zzzzzzzzz
Ho-oh: OW!!! THAT DARNED MOLTRES!!! I'M GONNA GET HIM!!!!! *flies off to "get" Moltres*
Gary: I'd come…but I don't have any wings…;__;
Mew: *appearing randomly* HAHAHA!!! *there is a PING sound, and Gary now has a pair of polka-dotted Celebi-style wings on his back* I RULE!!! SILVER MOUNTAIN IS MIIINE!!!!! *disappears*
Gary: oO *stares at new wings* Okaaaay…
Lugia: zzzzzzz
Gary: Oi! Lugie! How do I use these things? *points to wings*
Lugia: *muttering in sleep* Caramel muffins…don't pass the Kit Kat…zzzzzzzzzzzz
Gary: Muffins? Kit Kat? Oh well…I suppose you know best…*runs off in search of alleged "wonder food"*
-Somewhere over Johto-
Ho-oh: *taking out infra-red binoculars* Just wait till I find that oversized chicken wannabe…I'll zap him to oblivion…
(Suddenly, a 107.5l bottle of Vanilla Coke falls from the sky, whacking the bird neatly on his (extremely thick) head*
Ho-oh: What the-??! *catches bottle* *reads label* Vanilla Coke…the glucose-enriched alternative to coffee…highly recommended by fire fox incorporated…yay…*blinks* Vanilla? Glucose enriched? Fire fox? *shrugs* Oh well…as long as it's Coke…*gulps down the entire contents in 1.65 seconds flat*
(Thunder flashes and lightning rumbles. Wait…that was a bit weird wasn't it?)
Raikou: It wasn't my fault!
Entei: I told him not to try that Reversal attack! But did he listen? Nooooooooo…
Raikou: Hey! YOU were the one who wanted to try out a Teleport combined with a Counter!
(*shrugs* Let's just get the other special effects pokemon to do his job…)
Suicune: *dances out in a yellow raincoat* Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *it starts raining*
(Lemme guess…Rain Dance…*Suicune nods* Anyway…back to our hero #1)
Ho-oh: WOOOOOO!!!!!! YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *creates a whirling cyclone of fire that spins on a random path of destruction through Kanto and somehow manages to disintegrate Ash's house in the process*
Ash: *some 200000 miles below* #__#
Ho-oh: CELERY ROCKS!! SAVE THE MUTANT CARROT STICKS!!! XD *sends a Fire Blast through Surge's Gym* YEAH!!!!!
Suicune: oO Wooo…mass destruction…cool^^!
Ho-oh: ALL RIGHT MAN! LEMME HEAR THE DEWGONG SCREAM!!!
Suicune: *imitates a Dewgong's scream*
Ho-oh: GOOD ENOUGH!!! WOOOOOO!!! LET'S GOOOO!!!!!!!! *flies off in the general direction of Goldenrod*
Suicune: I have no idea where he's going…but I'll follow anyway^^! *bounces after Ho-oh*
-Back at our snoring hero #2's drool-infested sleeping ground-
Lugia: zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz *snore**snort* zzzzzzzz
Gary: *prances back with caramel muffins and Kit Kat* Okay…I got the food. Now what?
Lugia: *yawning* Radio tower…chocolate sprinkles…yeah…*rolls over in sleep* must have…ice cream…
Gary: Hmmm…*thinks* I've got it! By taking the food to Goldenrod's Tower and mixing it with chocolate sprinkles in the presence of ice cream, I'll finally be able to fly!!! *and off he goes, in the general direction of Goldenrod as well*
-In the general direction of Goldenrod City-
Ho-oh: *surrounded by a towering pile of empty bottles* I MUST HAVE MORE VANILLA COKE!!! *opens a bottle* OO HUH??!
Suicune: Gasp! It's-
Anyone-who-happens-to-be-close-enough-for-you-to-hear: MOLTRES!!!
Ho-oh: What in the name of Bulbasaur's ballet shoes are ya doin in my drink??
Moltres: I fell asleep…
Ho-oh: Note the words "MY drink".
Moltres: What're you getting so worked up about? You don't even touch the-*notices tower of bottles* stuff…
Ho-oh: ( *starts glowing red*
Moltres: ^^;;;; Eh hehehe…*inches away* Nice turkey of doom…
Ho-oh: ……*several bottles of VC shatter from the heat*
Moltres: I'm so glad I'm a fire-type…
Ho-oh: WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE A GHOST-TYPE!!! *uses Zap Cannon*
Moltres: AHHHHHHH!!! Arti!! Helllp meeeeeee!!!! *flaps away frantically*
Ho-oh: I'M GONNA KIIIILLL YOU!!!!!!! *use Sacred Fire, misses horribly, and incinerates Whitney's Gym*
Whitney: OO WAAAAAAH!!! *starts crying* You're so mean!!!! *pulls out Giant Cabbage Head of Doom* Now you'll PAY!! *chucks the plant at Ho-oh*
Ho-oh: Ahhhh!!! It's a demon veggie!! Run for your life or it'll suck out your soul!!!!
(Crickets chirp in the background)
Ho-oh: FINE! Be that way!! *toasts cabbage* HA! Now everyone's gotta worship me for saving their sorry skins!!
Ditto: I don't have skin…is it counted?
Ho-oh: YES!! Now, grovel at me feet, puny mortals!! XD
Suicune: *yawns*
Ditto: *transforms into Lance, then Bruno, then Bruce*
Suicune: Who's Bruce?
Ditto: Does it matter?
Suicune…I guess not…
Ho-oh: HEY!! I am the almighty ruler of all Vanilla Coke who so-happened to save the poke-world from almost certain destruction!!! The least you could do is show some respect!!
Suicune: Hey, look! It's Gary!
Ho-oh: *looks and sees a small black speck smearing stuff on the sides of the building* I think all those Oreos are finally getting to him…
Suicune: Yep…
Gary: It's not working!!!! *sobs* Luuugiiiaaaa!!!! *runs off*
Ho-oh: oO Okaaaay…
(A flash of blue suddenly streaks by)
Suicune: That looked like Aritcuno…
Ho-oh: *peering through binoculars* That IS Articuno. Wonder what he's running away from?
Mewtwo: *teleporting in* Have you see that darned Popsicle-bird brained idiot who has an IQ lower than that of Ash??
Suicune: Suddenly it all makes sense…
Ho-oh: *jerks thumb-feather* He went thataway…and whatever he did, Moltres is in it too!
Mewtwo: Is that so? *eyes glow blue* I'LL KILL THEM BOTH!!!! *teleports away*
Suicune: I sure hope they're insured…
Ho-oh: I don't…but I hope they included me in their wills!
Suicune: Even better. Wanna head back?
Ho-oh: You don't camp out with us in potentially hazardous, high-risk locations that only we would think of.
Suicune: True…but my house is in the same direction anyway.
Ho-oh: Fine.
(The two walk off. Ho-oh heads to the nearby PokeMart and robs them of their entire supply of Vanilla Coke)
-Meanwhile-
Mew: *giggling insanely and scribbling all over Lugia's face with a magic marker* I like chocolate!!!
Lugia: zzzzzzzz
Mew: *teleports off* WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Lugia: zzzzzzzzz*snort*zzzzzzz
(A Rhydon uses Misty for a hula-hoop, Brock falls off a cliff, Professor Oak is teleported back to the age of the Snorlax, and the story basically ends)
Note to fire fox: Vanilla Coke will be replacing all the regular Coke bottles in Ho-oh's magically Coke-storage-place from now on^^. The only problem is that it's so much longer to type…^^;;;;
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