Kaze No Kami
(God Of The Wind)
Author's Notes: I changed my mind about updating everyday instead I will just upload like 1 a week until my poles are done. I will also have 2 more Original Characters in this story, one female and one male. Also some people may ask why I want to give Sai a pairing. Its because I like Sai. I think he is cool and could be even cooler once I get through with some changes. So lets get rocking Ninja Style. I know I suck at writing but I will still try to make this the best story I can.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did the writing and drawings would suck.
Narrator Talking
Naruto Talking
Naruto Thinking KYUBI TALKING KYUBI THINKING
Naruto Atamagaokashii Mo-Do Talking
Naruto Atamagaokashii Mo-Do Thinking
Chapter 4:
The following takes place on the way to Suna.Naruto looked at his team the seven of them they were a very powerful team. There was Sasuke a jonin, Sakura a High chunin, Hinata a high chunin, this guy named Sai who was apparently Anbu, Arashi who after being in kohona for some time will become a jonin, and himself who was according to the daimyo at least jonin rank. He looks at his fiancé and remembers after she woke up from fainting.
FLASHBACK: The following takes place in The Hokage's office. "What. Ok Naruto you want to prove yourself and your friend wants to become a ninja here right?" They both nodded. " Alright the two of you Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata and one of my top Anbu will be going. Naruto I will be testing if you could be captain on this mission." Ordered Tsunade. " Shizune send in Sai."
Just then a boy about there age came in he had a black long sleeve shirt black anbu pants and he was holding his lion mask with a katana on his back. He was smiling at them with the most fake smile ever. " Hello I am Sai." He said.
"Hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." Said Naruto
"Naruto, do you have a penis?" He said almost casually.
"Why yes I do. I'm the only guy my age in this room with one." Naruto replied calmly.
"Hey what is that supposed to me?" said Sasuke, Arashi, and Sai all at once.
Before Naruto could answer Hinata woke up from her faint. He then asked her " Hey Hinata-Chan sorry for making you faint."
"Naruto kun are we really going to be married?" he just nodded "How?" she asked.
"I will tell you on the way there." He told her "We have a kage to save!"
END FLASHBACK
After that he told Hinata about how they were going to be married. He then asked her if she would be ok with taking care of Odori as well. She agreed. After that the entire group started talking. Then it got silent until Sakura asked " Hey Naruto why don't you have as much orange on as you used to."
As soon as she said that Arashi broke out laughing " Ok Naruto let me tell this one. Ok so me and Naruto both reached mount Arashi, which I am named after by the way, the baka had just killed Hebi-Teme and when we got to the top well the monk made Naruto get rid of those stupid Orange Cloths saying he looked like a walking safety vest." Every one started laughing. Even Sasuke.
After that they realized that they were only a days walk from where they were to suna so Naruto decided to take it up a notch. " Ok everybody grab on. Kaze Hirameki no Jutsu (wind flash)" a giant wind blue them all to suna instantly.
Sasuke then decided to comment. " Where did you learn that dobe?
Naruto then replied with "Its my own Original Creation. I accidentally made it when I was practicing the Hirashin. It's more for traveling long distances with more people. The Hirashin is a high-speed short-range jutsu better for multiple opponents then any thing. I also came up with one more travel jutsu the Shuppon no Jutsu (flight) it's the most battle ready travel jutsu I have."
" Wow Naruto you created both of those? What else did you create?" Said a curious Sakura.
" Well Sakura I with the help of my favorite summoning created 4 new Rasengan variations, 1 Bushin variation, 15 of my 20 kenjutsu techniques, one of my 3 genjutsu's, and my own taijutsu style to be used in Atamagaokashii Mo-Do called Atamagaokashii Fist." Naruto explained to them. "Now I think we should go see the suna ninja to see what happened."
10 minutes later in the kazekage's office "Thank you for coming but we thought Kohona wouldn't send this many Ninja." Said Garaa's sensei Baki.
" Did you know who did it?" asked Sakura
" Yes" He replied, "It was Sasori of the red sand, Deidra of the rock, the monster of the mist Kisame Hoginishi, the man who killed his entire clan in one night Itachi Uchiha, and the man who sold out his father to Iwa for 10 million ryu, General Dorogon Senju."
" I got dibs on my bastard brother." Said an exited Arashi.
" I got the emo brother of mine" said Sasuke who looked very focused.
" I got the homo shark." Said Naruto.
" I'll take Deidra. He is a fellow artist its only fitting I kill him." said a monotone Sai.
" So that means Hinata-Chan and Sakura-Chan will fight Sasori." Stated Naruto.
" That was obvious dobe." Comented a rude Sasuke.
" Fuck off Teme. You stupid Emo bitch." Replied a pissed off Naruto.
" Screw you you retarted asshole." Sasuke came back with.
" Naruo/ Sasuke stop the Swearing at once!" Yelled Hinata and Sakura at the same time.
"Sorry Hinata-Chan / Sorry Sakura-Chan." Apologized Naruto and Sasuke at the same time.
"Wipped like the family pig." Laughed Arashi.
"Shut Up." Said Sai " You people are driving me crazy."
"KABOOOM"
To Be Continued
The pole so far is:
Oc 1
Yugito 1
Ino 0
Tenten 1 (this is my personal vote.)