I know I haven't updated since forever! but please don't hate me! I have a good excuse, hear me out! Wednesday January 12th, was my birthday. I have been cleaning my room for my twilight birthday party on the 14th. That's right. Twilight. This is going to be, as my father put it, "twi-pic". Twilight-epic. Twi-epic. Twipic. Get it? Its alright. I didn't at first, of course, I was zoned out cause I was writing.

Feel free to go look at my other storys. "Immortal Sun"-a Jasper story. "The Emmett Cullen Memoirs." a series of one-shots of Emmett's silly antics. And my Alice and Jasper one shot, "Travelin' Soldier."

Anyway. Back to Alec p.o.v. Who hoo! Alec! Super sexy. I was in the hallway by the gym n friday and , no exaggeration, yelled in my friends face "ALEC IS HOT" and then I yelled it at this 6th grade boy that kept staring at me and my friends. Anyway, to the point.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alec, Jane the volturi, or Cameron Bright, but I would be happy to change that last one. . . . .

- Chapter 4 -

Alec p.o.v.

I pulled Jane out of the room and back into the hallway.

"No Jane. Don't make me do this!" I pleaded.

"Alec. I can't promise you there will not be pain and violence if you do not cooperate."

"Jane." I initiated an intense stare down.

"Alec."

"Jane."

"Alec."

"Jane!"

"Pain." oh shit.

I was still holding the door knob, and when I hit the ground it came with me. I'm pretty sure I broke it. Jane had me on the ground for god knows how long, gasping in pain. I think she got bored and it abruptly stopped. I sat on the floor panting for the air I didn't need until Jane entered the hallway again.

"Oh dear god, you pansy, get off the floor. Heidi is going to help you, whether you like it or not." she glared at me.

I heard Heidi squeal with delight from inside the room. God help me now!

"Alec! Get in here, now! Do not make me get Felix and Demetri to hold you down. So help me god, I will."

"Go ahead! They will take my side." I bounced to my feet. "Everybody knows that Heidi take things way too far. I refuse." I crossed my arms.

Jane turned and walked halfway down the corridor before entering a room.

"Damn it Jane! Don't you knock?" Felix yelled from in his room.

"Damn it Felix! Don't you wear clothes? Put some on, get Demetri and come down to Heidi's room." she said to him, soon enough, she was walking back down the hallway, flanked by Felix and Demetri.

"What goeson, Miss Royal Spoiled Brat?" Demetri chuckled at his own joke.

"Alec has a date tonight with that human Aro let him keep." Jane sang.

"Woah. Dude. Nice. She's pretty hot. Even for a human."I felt a wave of jealousy over Felix's comment. I stepped to get in his face even though he was a head taller than me.

"Felix, shut up." I glared at him.

"I think we should stop this here. . . ." Demetri stepped between us.

"Was there a reason you needed us, Jane?" Felix was quick to change the subject.

"Yes! Heidi and I need to help him get ready but he wont let us." she said simply.

"And when I refused, she had me on the ground for five minutes!" I yelled.

"It was only three!" she screamed back.

"Guys. . .when I say three, run to my room. Ready? . . . .three!" I cut off Jane's senses and released them as we stopped in my room.

Silence.

We looked at each others faces. . .and busted out laughing.

"They are going to kill us!" Demetri snickered.

"Hmm. . .Yeah, pretty much." I sat down in the chair at my computer desk and put my head in my hands. "I honestly trust you guys more than them. Please, help me." I looked at the clock and groaned. "Hell. I have twenty minutes."

They shrugged and walked to my closet. Which was bigger than most teenage guys closets should be, thanks to Heidi.

Demetri was like. . .i don't know, the Casanova of life. Demetri always got the girl. Nothing more simple than that.

"Girls love leather jacket. I have no idea why, so don't ask." Demetri through me mine.

I thought for a minute. "Why do they?" I asked anyway.

(*)"God Alec! He said he don't know! Why did you ask him?" Felix yelled at me.

"Whoa! I was kidding. Calm yourself Felix. Gonna eat me or something." he chucked some black Etnies at my head. One shoe had electric blue laces and the other had dark purple.

"Niceeee." I grinned. "Just give me some dark jeans." I glanced at my watch andgrimaced, "Tenminutes."

He threw those and a light grey t-shirt at me. Simple.

"Go get dressed." he pointed to the closet. "I'll be right back. Felix, make him comb his hair. Jane screwed it up with her evil." I laughed and he left. Sighing, I stepped through the door and come back out an instant later, at the same time Demetri was back and Felix through me a hair comb.

Demetri clipped a small necklace around my neck. It was one of those weird under armor brand necklaces that was supposed to improve balance and stuff. Of course that didn't work, especially on vampires.

"You guys are awesome! This is gonna be great! Thanks so much."

"One more thing!" Felix tossed me something small and silver and I caught it out of reflex. I opened my hand and resting in my palm was a set of keys.

"What car are these to?"

"My car." He beamed at me.

"No way." I breathed. "I have to go. Bye, and... Thanks." I bounded out the door to get Naomi.

I know! I'm so sorry! a super short chapter but I promise I will get to work on the date chapter.

(*) every story needs an Emmett. This story has Felix