Thanks to:

Anemone: Well… here you are! Thanks… I… love you too? Lol.

Nyx-Key: I have no idea what he has against Monty Python. I love MP!!!

AshNovember: Merry Loz-mas to you too! Hehe… wait till they CELEBRATE Loz-mas…

Yunichi: Do I sense a jealous fangirl::tsk tsk::

AN: Welllll…. I decided to do something different, because a strange new idea popped in my head… and I couldn't do it in Kadaj's diary form. So Yazoo and Alice have raided the camera aisle!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone… except Alice. Mina. Whatever. ::rolls eyes::

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Yazoo readjusted the camera and hid it under one of Loz's jackets. Alice stifled her laughter as he clicked 'record'.

"Hey, everybody," Yazoo greeted, his smile fake. "I'm Yazoo, and this is 'Alice'," Alice waved, "and this is a video just for Kadaj, because we all know he's in denial. Honestly, Kadaj, we all know you like Alice—Mina. This is a video just for you to show you your stupid pick up lines and crap."

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CLIP #1:

Kadaj entered the room where Yazoo, Loz and Alice were playing FFX.

"Hey, Alice," Kadaj said casually, leaning on her gaming chair.

"Hi," she answered distractedly.

There was a long pause as Yazoo, Loz and Alice continued to the next level.

Kadaj strolled over to Yazoo and Loz and knocked their heads together, causing them to become unconscious.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Kadaj shrieked with fake concern. "I'm the only Remnant left! Quickly, Alice! We must procreate the species!"

Alice whacked him in the head with the controller, and continued to lead Yuna and Tidus on their journey to obtain the Final Aeon.

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CLIP #2:

"FINALLY!!!" Kadaj proclaimed triumphantly, bursting through the door, arms laden with bundles of stuff.

"What?" Loz asked, his eyes hopeful. "Did you find Mommy?"

"REFER TO HER AS 'MOTHER', YOU COW-TURD!" Kadaj shouted, dropping his parcels on the table. Loz ran out crying.

"Whatcha got, Kadaj?" Alice asked, exchanging glances with Yazoo, who was updating the Jenova Witness webpage.

"All the supplies needed to bring Jenova back!" Kadaj explained, excited, ripping open the boxes.

"Am I really gonna just be taken over by Jenova?" Alice asked sullenly.

"No, silly fangirl. You WILL be Jenova! You will have all her power! You will be the coolest Jenova ever created…" Kadaj ranted, his eyes crazy with enthusiasm.

"do you have enough Jenova cells?" Yazoo asked dryly.

Kadaj stopped.

"CRAP!!!" he shrieked. "RUFUS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

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The first one was the one that I found hilarious. I say that a lot now. The whole procreating the species thing.

Sorry for the change… I promise, you'll get the really deal next time. I'm just kind of brain dead today. ::sigh::

Any ideas? PM me or email me. I promise the proper credit to whoever does.

Kadaj: Man, you make me look pathetic.

Me: Sorry, your Holiness.

Kadaj: Damn straight. Make me a sandwich, Alice!

Alice slaps Kadaj with a PS2 controller.